Trump Bat Sh!t crazy thread

[brycejones]

In a rage, did he pass out while typing this?View attachment 106200

I didn’t crop that, BTW. “Who wants the” is the end of the post.

At least Trump speaks in complete sentences right @Greenman?

 

[APU_Fusion]

At least Trump speaks in complete sentences right @Greenman?

It be nice if greenman admitted Trump is a liar too as Vice President Harris was never the Border Czar.right Greenman?

 

[nakedfrog]

Trump only cares about himself, I see a lot of his cult losing their life savings thinking lord Trump was blessing them with the next Bitcoin and they were able to get in at the very start.
I wonder if that would be enough to get them to finally jump ship.

He'll half ass explain what it is to his cult because he has no real grasp of the technology. And they'll half ass listen because they also have no idea what it actually is. But they'll believe they'll be helping him fight the evil Dems and they can get rich at the same time.

What could possibly go right here? Well Trump won't lose any money, so I guess for him it's a win/win.

What, you mean like the Trump Bucks thing?

‘Trump Bucks’ promise wealth for MAGA loyalty. Some lose thousands.

The products are advertised online as a kind of golden ticket that will help propel Trump’s 2024 bid and make the “real patriots” who support him rich when they are cashed in.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[you2]

What, you mean like the Trump Bucks thing?

‘Trump Bucks’ promise wealth for MAGA loyalty. Some lose thousands.

The products are advertised online as a kind of golden ticket that will help propel Trump’s 2024 bid and make the “real patriots” who support him rich when they are cashed in.

www.nbcnews.com

Wait you mean Trump is now a con man who is conning con men ?

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

'Now' ?????

 

[akugami]

At least Trump speaks in complete sentences right @Greenman?

In fairness to @Greenman that was a written incomplete sentence and not a spoken incomplete one.

Trump probably had a software malfunction, similar to Moscow Mitch. Just power cycle him and he'll be fine.

 

[you2]

'Now' ?????

No; tomorrow or yesterday but not now.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

In fairness to @Greenman that was a written incomplete sentence and not a spoken incomplete one.

Trump probably had a software malfunction, similar to Moscow Mitch. Just power cycle him and he'll be fine.

Electric chair?

 

[WelshBloke]

Electric chair?

I got power cycled once! They zapped me and stopped my heart, then zapped me again to restart it!

Would not recommend!

 

[Indus]

This is totally on par with his loving serial killers, murderers and tyrants..

RFK Jr.’s Daughter Said He Once Beheaded a Whale with a Chainsaw. A Ben Affleck Dating Rumor Unearthed the Story

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. once beheaded a whale with a chainsaw, according to a story his daughter Kick Kennedy told more than a decade ago. The anecdote from a 'Town & Country' interview resurfaced amid rumors that Kick has started dating Ben Affleck

people.com

Maybe RFK Jr. needs to study his own skull!

That's whale sized weird right there!

 

[you2]

I got power cycled once! They zapped me and stopped my heart, then zapped me again to restart it!

Would not recommend!

I power cycled my computer once and it forgot everything; do you think this would work on Trump ?

 

[IronWing]

This is totally on par with his loving serial killers, murderers and tyrants..

View attachment 106270

RFK Jr.’s Daughter Said He Once Beheaded a Whale with a Chainsaw. A Ben Affleck Dating Rumor Unearthed the Story

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. once beheaded a whale with a chainsaw, according to a story his daughter Kick Kennedy told more than a decade ago. The anecdote from a 'Town & Country' interview resurfaced amid rumors that Kick has started dating Ben Affleck

people.com

Maybe RFK Jr. needs to study his own skull!

That's whale sized weird right there!

That's the most normal thing I've heard about RFK Jr. so far. Who wouldn't want a free whale skull?

 

[Indus]

That's the most normal thing I've heard about RFK Jr. so far. Who wouldn't want a free whale skull?

With complementary whale juice refills for 6 hours on the highway!

 

[IronWing]

With complementary whale juice refills for 6 hours on the highway!

I might have driven home with rotting skulls in the car on occasion.

Tip: boiling in bleach water loosens up the tendons and allows easy removal of the bulk of the flesh. Dermestid beetles do the fine cleaning.

 

[Indus]

I might have driven home with rotting skulls in the car on occasion.

Tip: boiling in bleach water loosens up the tendons and allows easy removal of the bulk of the flesh. Dermestid beetles do the fine cleaning.

Yeah but driving home with bambi is different than driving home with Moby Dick.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

All this stuff makes one wonder about the Martha Moxley case.

 

[WelshBloke]

This is totally on par with his loving serial killers, murderers and tyrants..

View attachment 106270

RFK Jr.’s Daughter Said He Once Beheaded a Whale with a Chainsaw. A Ben Affleck Dating Rumor Unearthed the Story

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. once beheaded a whale with a chainsaw, according to a story his daughter Kick Kennedy told more than a decade ago. The anecdote from a 'Town & Country' interview resurfaced amid rumors that Kick has started dating Ben Affleck

people.com

Maybe RFK Jr. needs to study his own skull!

That's whale sized weird right there!

I feel like I've read too many stories about this guy transporting large dead animals in his car!

 

[Indus]

I feel like I've read too many stories about this guy transporting large dead animals in his car!

Yeah possible serial killer warning lights are flashing!

 

[eelw]

Yeah possible serial killer warning lights are flashing!

Breaking news!!! Police search his car and find an dead orange monkey!!!!

Well one can hope 🤣

 

[Indus]

Breaking news!!! Police search his car and find an dead orange monkey!!!!

Well one can hope 🤣

Hmm maybe Kamala can hit Trump with.. you need an intelligent sentient person to run the country.. not an Orangutan who's peak level of intelligence is driving golf carts and putting on a red hat.

 

[Indus]

90 seconds too long to explain Trumpistan but still she manages to do it!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1828240047331778627

 

[pmv]

^^
Maybe one day Trump is going to post a tweet abruptly ending in "Aaarrrggh"? (And the world can breath a sigh of relief)

 

[Paratus]

^^
Maybe one day Trump is going to post a tweet abruptly ending in "Aaarrrggh"? (And the world can breath a sigh of relief)

Aaargh?! He wouldn't tweet it. He would just say it!

 

[hal2kilo]

I feel like I've read too many stories about this guy transporting large dead animals in his car!

I keep getting this line from Frank Zappa's Wait Till the Fire Turns Black song running through my head.

"All the while on a shelf in his shed, Kenny's little creatures on display".

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

All this stuff makes one wonder about the Martha Moxley case.

If I was an investigator in that area, I'd be taking a serious look. Whale/Bear Boi would have been 21.