Trump’s declining health

[FelixDeCat]

I cant wait until Baron Trump becomes president.


Assuming I live that long.

 

[BoomerD]

I have a deep faith in our species, if you plot the datapoints for empathy and change throughout the decades, centuries, it only goes in one direction.
In terms of the markets, this is but a dip, I am confident in that. Find solace in that.

And just as a backup, if human beings end up fucking everything up, I have deep faith that the next species up, say Corvids, will succeed where we did not. We are all just cogs in that machine going somewhere. Where is it going? Dont know, but I know it's somewhere beautiful.

 

[cytg111]

I cant wait until Baron Trump becomes president.


Assuming I live that long.

Feeling bored Felix?

 

[eelw]

Actually more sad the base want to tie themselves to Barron this soon. He can’t to sworn into elected office for another decade and not until 2041 to become POTUS. But hey, you do you!!!

 

[IronWing]

I cant wait until Baron Trump becomes president.


Assuming I live that long.

Maybe. If he dedicates his life to redeeming the Trump family name, delivers nationalized healthcare, and upholds the Constitution, I'd consider it.

 

[amenx]

I cant wait until Baron Trump becomes president.


Assuming I live that long.

Hope Baron turns out to be a gay, ultra-lib anti-conservative lefty by then.

 

[K1052]

Nothing says healthiest man on earth like this.

https://bsky.app/profile/carlquintanilla.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3mddkln5hzs2t

 

[Paratus]

Nothing says healthiest man on earth like this.

https://bsky.app/profile/carlquintanilla.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3mddkln5hzs2t

1. Postulate 1 he always exaggerates the things he wants to be true
2. He wants to live as long as possible.
3. His first exaggeration is always the closest to the truth but still over states how “yuge” the thing is by multiple times

That would mean he’s worried his health will turn critical in…. 😮

 

[hal2kilo]

Nothing says healthiest man on earth like this.

https://bsky.app/profile/carlquintanilla.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3mddkln5hzs2t

He using the push up the stairs to finish another push down below.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Nothing says healthiest man on earth like this.

https://bsky.app/profile/carlquintanilla.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3mddkln5hzs2t

"At a certain age, about 86, 87, he started getting, what do they call it?"

-- Donald Trump, Jan. 26, 2026, talking about his father and trying to remember the word "Alzheimer’s"

Lol! Fred Trump Was diagnosed at age 77 with Alzheimers. Trump is 79. Most Alzheimer's patients don't know they have Alzheimer's. Hopefully Trump will spend his final days rocking back and forth, muttering an endless loop of "man, woman, person, camera, TV."

“Trump said, --- "Lord, when I decided to follow you, you promised you’d be with me all the way. Why is there only one set of footprints in the sand at the times when I needed you the most?’"

“And the Lord said, --- "Are you fucking kidding me! -- with this shit you’ve been pulling? You’re on your own., fuckface!"

 

[UNCjigga]

I cant wait until Baron Trump becomes president.


Assuming I live that long.

The first President with an OnlyFans account? No seriously…he literally just rescued some streamer in Florida who was getting beat up by her boyfriend on the livestream.

 

[outriding]

The first President with an OnlyFans account? No seriously…he literally just rescued some streamer in Florida who was getting beat up by her boyfriend on the livestream.

Makes sense since we just had a First Lady who did porn

 

[outriding]

I cant wait until Baron Trump becomes president.


Assuming I live that long.

Probably correct.. since the gop that you voted for is gutting healthcare…

You kind of just schadenfreude yourself

Good job that takes talent

 

[pcgeek11]

Makes sense since we just had a First Lady who did porn

Jill Biden did Porn?????

 

[nakedfrog]

Oh, look who has something to say suddenly!
Anyone surprised at all at what it was that brought us this pearl?
Someone's got Biden Derangement Syndrome...

 

[pcgeek11]

Well "had" implies something in the past. Jill was the last FLOTUS...

 

[Fenixgoon]

Well "had" implies something in the past. Jill was the last FLOTUS...

You're so clever

 

[IronWing]

Jill Biden did Porn?????

She was playing doctor.

 

[nakedfrog]

Well "had" implies something in the past. Jill was the last FLOTUS...

I'm glad you could spare a moment from your busy schedule ignoring the horrors you helped inflict on this country to have a titter.

 

[K1052]

Brains leaking out his ears. Anybody seen Jake Tapper?

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com%2Fpost%2F3mdgtwenipw2h

 

[DZero]

Brains leaking out his ears. Anybody seen Jake Tapper?

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com%2Fpost%2F3mdgtwenipw2h

Imagine if China sends something like a rare earth block instead XD

 

[VashHT]

Brains leaking out his ears. Anybody seen Jake Tapper?

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com%2Fpost%2F3mdgtwenipw2h

It would be pretty funny if they sent him something even as a prank. 50/50 chance he'd prolly just sign it, not like he ever knows what he's signing anyways.

 

[mikeymikec]

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com%2Fpost%2F3mdgtwenipw2h

Non US person here: Is there jargon that needs to be explained in this sentence or is Donald talking gibberish again?

 

[Oric]

Erdogan is supposed to die from Colon Cancer since 2008. Do not run after false hopes

 

[amenx]

Non US person here: Is there jargon that needs to be explained in this sentence or is Donald talking gibberish again?

High ethanol gas. Controversial when used in summer months due to pollution.

https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/5709497-trump-iowa-high-ethanol-gas/