Top Ten signs you're a...

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
I'm not disagreeing with you; but statements such as those bolded make your argument extremely weak. If you see this all the time...then shouldn't you remember the who what where and why? Rants are much more effective with details!

we need details, links, 8x10 glossies with circles and arrows and detailed descriptions on the back of each describing what the circles and arrows mean, etc.

http://www.creationmuseum.org/

 

[wwswimming]

Originally posted by: Marlin1975
a sign that you're a fundamentalist christian

you have a minister who tells you that, in order to be right
with Jesus, you have to support Israel, no matter what.

you have a minister who tells you that, in order to get into
Heaven, you have to be right with Jesus.

and you believe the minister.

here's a Prophecy Update from Pastor Bob

http://horizon.org/archive/audio/mp3s/01-13-08.mp3

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: MrWizzard
Can anyone guess what the one sign you are a fundamentalist anti-Christian is? 😉

You think for yourself?

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: shocksyde

Originally posted by: JS80
Top sign you're a douchebag: your name is Marlin1975

Why, for posting something that goes against your views?

No. Because he is a douchebag.

LoL

I'm sigging that.

 

[Jschmuck2]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: JS80
Top sign you're a douchebag: your name is Marlin1975

What state do you (JS80) live in? I have a side bet with someone and we are dying to know.

The state of denial.

:laugh:

Looks like you guys are in fantasyland considering you weren't even close where I lived making assumptions like that. C'mon, guess my race, age, profession, income, etc try to psychoanalyze me. You already can already deduce that I'm not a Mormon nor a Ohio redneck.

I would but I don't speak the obscure dialect of fuckwit that you do.

It's an intriguing language, really. I guess I'll be doomed to always be a fuckwit observer 🙁

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: JS80
Top sign you're a douchebag: your name is Marlin1975

What state do you (JS80) live in? I have a side bet with someone and we are dying to know.

The state of denial.

:laugh:

Looks like you guys are in fantasyland considering you weren't even close where I lived making assumptions like that. C'mon, guess my race, age, profession, income, etc try to psychoanalyze me. You already can already deduce that I'm not a Mormon nor a Ohio redneck.

Asian, 24, accountant, $80k (salary only)?

 

[grohl]

I love the Jesus.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: grohl
I love the Jesus.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

 

[RESmonkey]

LOL RELIGION

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: Jschmuck2

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: JS80
Top sign you're a douchebag: your name is Marlin1975

What state do you (JS80) live in? I have a side bet with someone and we are dying to know.

The state of denial.

:laugh:

Looks like you guys are in fantasyland considering you weren't even close where I lived making assumptions like that. C'mon, guess my race, age, profession, income, etc try to psychoanalyze me. You already can already deduce that I'm not a Mormon nor a Ohio redneck.

I would but I don't speak the obscure dialect of fuckwit that you do.

It's an intriguing language, really. I guess I'll be doomed to always be a fuckwit observer 🙁

who's the fuckwit?

 

[RESmonkey]

*Sniffs* I smell a god-believer about. Is that you, JS80?

 

[szechuanpork]

as a fundamentalist christian i think those signs are fucking funny. 6 and 2 are my favorites. jesus said in luke 4:12 "if you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you fucking laugh at." well done 🙂

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: AMDZen

Originally posted by: NFS4
If someone wants to believe in their God, then so be it. I have no beefs with you -- that's your deal. I don't see too many other mainstream religions that can be as far-fetched as a guy who walks on water, heals the afflicted, makes blind people see, drops bread from the sky and turns water into wine.

This reminds me of the David Blaine/Super Best Friends episode of South Park


Jesus: The miracle I'm most famous for is turning water into wine.
Stan: Can you do it again?
Jesus: Very well. I shall perform the miracle. Behold, here you can see ordinary water, clear, clean.
Jesus: Okay now, turn around.
(Stan surprised)
Jesus: Turn around. Come on, turn around.
(Stan turns around and Jesus replaces the jug of water on the table with a jug of wine)
Jesus: It is now wine!
Stan: That's it? That's how you did that trick?
Jesus: I guess it worked a lot better in the old days.

for my next miracle, i'm gonna turn this water... into FUNK!!!

 

[SparkyJJO]

nice flamebait OP :roll:

 

[BradAtWork]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: zinfamous
I'm not disagreeing with you; but statements such as those bolded make your argument extremely weak. If you see this all the time...then shouldn't you remember the who what where and why? Rants are much more effective with details!

we need details, links, 8x10 glossies with circles and arrows and detailed descriptions on the back of each describing what the circles and arrows mean, etc.

http://www.creationmuseum.org/

Wholly crap, that site has too much Fail.

Is it legit? I've never met anyone that is so stupid they would believe that crap. (Australia)

 

[mesthead21]

Whats up with all the hate towards religion lately? I'm not religious in any way, but just wondering why so many people have been attacking it on digg, reddit, and now AT

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: ObiDon

Originally posted by: AMDZen

Originally posted by: NFS4
If someone wants to believe in their God, then so be it. I have no beefs with you -- that's your deal. I don't see too many other mainstream religions that can be as far-fetched as a guy who walks on water, heals the afflicted, makes blind people see, drops bread from the sky and turns water into wine.

This reminds me of the David Blaine/Super Best Friends episode of South Park


Jesus: The miracle I'm most famous for is turning water into wine.
Stan: Can you do it again?
Jesus: Very well. I shall perform the miracle. Behold, here you can see ordinary water, clear, clean.
Jesus: Okay now, turn around.
(Stan surprised)
Jesus: Turn around. Come on, turn around.
(Stan turns around and Jesus replaces the jug of water on the table with a jug of wine)
Jesus: It is now wine!
Stan: That's it? That's how you did that trick?
Jesus: I guess it worked a lot better in the old days.

for my next miracle, i'm gonna turn this water... into FUNK!!!

I don't think people are allowed to mix Family Guy and South Park. Bad ObiDon! Bad!

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: grohl
I love the Jesus.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Unless you're 8 years old.

 

[RESmonkey]

Originally posted by: mesthead21
Whats up with all the hate towards religion lately? I'm not religious in any way, but just wondering why so many people have been attacking it on digg, reddit, and now AT

Because people, like me, continuously are in conflict with their religious peers. There's a lot of stubborn people in the world, and some of these people are our closest friends and family. We can't hate on them and hurt them, and so we vent on the interwebz mercilessly.

DEATH TO RELIGION!

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: BradAtWork

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: zinfamous
I'm not disagreeing with you; but statements such as those bolded make your argument extremely weak. If you see this all the time...then shouldn't you remember the who what where and why? Rants are much more effective with details!

we need details, links, 8x10 glossies with circles and arrows and detailed descriptions on the back of each describing what the circles and arrows mean, etc.

http://www.creationmuseum.org/

Wholly crap, that site has too much Fail.

Is it legit? I've never met anyone that is so stupid they would believe that crap. (Australia)

Such are the wonders of the US' Bible Belt. It's a journey back through time, to when the church told the scientists what they were supposed to find.

Originally posted by: RESmonkey

Originally posted by: mesthead21
Whats up with all the hate towards religion lately? I'm not religious in any way, but just wondering why so many people have been attacking it on digg, reddit, and now AT

Because people, like me, continuously are in conflict with their religious peers. There's a lot of stubborn people in the world, and some of these people are our closest friends and family. We can't hate on them and hurt them, and so we vent on the interwebz mercilessly.

DEATH TO RELIGION!

I think it'll go away naturally, like the egg tooth that it is. It got humanity through some tough times, just as when a parent uses simplified stories to give lessons to children, or how parents must sometimes use corporal punishment to make a point very clear. It's a more brutish method of controlling someone's behavior, but it can be quite effective. For the child, incapable of critical thinking, you must teach it immediate consequences: Stealing from the cookie jar results in pain, thus the child will not steal. For adults, sinning against an all-watchful deity results in eternal pain. As the recipients of judgment get older, the stakes are raised. No longer a spanking, now eternal pain. Similarly, the stakes of praise are increased. No longer is it merely Santa bringing you gifts, but instead an infinitely-loving deity who'll give you an eternity of happiness.

Religion got humanity through its early formative years, though we're still in them. Now we've grown accustomed to the egg tooth, and don't want to give it up. In time, it'll go away, perhaps not by falling off all at once, but by gradually eroding away by the abrasive flows of time and scientific progress.

 

[Vette73]

Picture of the Day

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: BradAtWork

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: zinfamous
I'm not disagreeing with you; but statements such as those bolded make your argument extremely weak. If you see this all the time...then shouldn't you remember the who what where and why? Rants are much more effective with details!

we need details, links, 8x10 glossies with circles and arrows and detailed descriptions on the back of each describing what the circles and arrows mean, etc.

http://www.creationmuseum.org/

Wholly crap, that site has too much Fail.

Is it legit? I've never met anyone that is so stupid they would believe that crap. (Australia)

Such are the wonders of the US' Bible Belt. It's a journey back through time, to when the church told the scientists what they were supposed to find.

Originally posted by: RESmonkey

Originally posted by: mesthead21
Whats up with all the hate towards religion lately? I'm not religious in any way, but just wondering why so many people have been attacking it on digg, reddit, and now AT

Because people, like me, continuously are in conflict with their religious peers. There's a lot of stubborn people in the world, and some of these people are our closest friends and family. We can't hate on them and hurt them, and so we vent on the interwebz mercilessly.

DEATH TO RELIGION!

I think it'll go away naturally, like the egg tooth that it is. It got humanity through some tough times, just as when a parent uses simplified stories to give lessons to children, or how parents must sometimes use corporal punishment to make a point very clear. It's a more brutish method of controlling someone's behavior, but it can be quite effective. For the child, incapable of critical thinking, you must teach it immediate consequences: Stealing from the cookie jar results in pain, thus the child will not steal. For adults, sinning against an all-watchful deity results in eternal pain. As the recipients of judgment get older, the stakes are raised. No longer a spanking, now eternal pain. Similarly, the stakes of praise are increased. No longer is it merely Santa bringing you gifts, but instead an infinitely-loving deity who'll give you an eternity of happiness.

Religion got humanity through its early formative years, though we're still in them. Now we've grown accustomed to the egg tooth, and don't want to give it up. In time, it'll go away, perhaps not by falling off all at once, but by gradually eroding away by the abrasive flows of time and scientific progress.

religion caused the dark ages also

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
facccccck my popcorn isn't ready yet!!!!

Hahaha got a laugh out of me 😀

 

[spittledip]

Originally posted by: jjsole
Welcome to the intarweb newbie. Btw here's a tip - buy Microsoft when it ipo's and you'll do very well.

lolz what a dolt