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andylawcc

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: OMGoddess
Would any of you guys date a stripper?

No. All strippers are fvcked up in the head. Plus there's the jealousy issue.

what? you mean they are all not struggling college students who just want to make ends meet?

:heartshatter;
 

yukichigai

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Originally posted by: andylawcc
1) you should never have trouble spotting a supermodel-like one in Spearmint Rhino in cali, club cheetah and crazy horse II in Vegas. (or Scores in NY where two guys sue them for overcharing them 25,000 dollars)
There's a Spearmint Rhino in Cali? 'cause there's one in Vegas on Industrial Rd. It used to be cool until Stern plugged it, after which point you had to fight your way through the crowds of pervs. The quality of women there skyrocketed though.

You didn't quite get the names of the Vegas clubs right. The two you recommended are called "Cheetah's" and "Crazy Horse Too".

I also recommend Little Darlin's. Full-nude.
 

homestarmy

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The one time I was in a strip club was when I was 17. Much more exciting when you're underage. I was driving some rich people around in their Navigator in Palm Beach. These guys were fvcking nuts! They paid the guy at the door to let me in and then sat me down with a hand full of 1's. I didn't know exactly what to do, this one kinda skany one kept dancing in front of me and taking all of my money, the younger hot girl was down at the other end, I didn't know how to bring her down...

I've been meaning to stop by the one around where I am now because my friend's sister is there and I want to be able to rag him about seeing his sister naked, but they have to wear pasties there... that majorly sux0rz...
 

JasonXtreme

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A joke with my freinds is anyone can pickup a chick at a bar, takes a real man to pickup a stripper. I'll post a topic later from home that goes more into details ;)
 

Svnla

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If you go to strip clubs and sit up front near the stage (perv row), you need tip a buck or two to the dancers (not all of them of course). If you don't want to tip alot, don't sit up front, sit in the back and check out the club. I refer to sit in the back and check out which dancers are hot and which one will give good lapdances.
 

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I snuck into strip clubs in Corpus Christi, TX in high school just for the fun of getting in when I wasn't supposed to be. Once I became of legal age I never went to one again. :) Wasn't as fun anymore.
 

Svnla

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: OMGoddess
Would any of you guys date a stripper?

No. All strippers are fvcked up in the head. Plus there's the jealousy issue.


I did date one for a while. Not all of them are dumb or on crack. I met one in Houston, she was hot and smart (Engineer major). I did ask her a few questions engineer related and she was telling the truth.
 

Wuffsunie

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Originally posted by: isekii
Originally posted by: edro13
Originally posted by: isekii
are the stripclubs you visit all nude ?

The one in Canada was...
They sell alcohol in all nude strip clubs ?

in NJ it's against the law. :(
Tittie bars they are allowed ot serve alcohol, but all nude=no alcohol.
At least one local one does, at insane prices ($6 for a domestic beer as of 4 years ago). Helps if you make that your second or third bar of the night, so you're already buzzing and can spend more $$ on the ladies.