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yukichigai

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Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
Originally posted by: ghostman
Hmm... I've never been to a strip club. There is talk about it once my friend turns 21. How much $$ does one usually drop at one of these places?

$10-$20 for the cover.

$1 per stripper on the stage if you want to tip her.

$20 per lap dance.

this is what i typically encounter.
Yes, this is the norm. You may also want to factor in roughly $8~$12 to buy a drink for the stripper of your choice, so that you can ask her for a lapdance. Sometimes you have to do that at busy places.
Originally posted by: isekii
are the stripclubs you visit all nude ?
All-nude strip clubs may cost a little more for certain things, like cover, but in most cases they're alcohol-free, (self-imposed or state-imposed) which is why they are commonly reffered to as Juice Bars. As such they're often 18-and-over, instead of 21-and-over.

Alcohol + full nude = bad things happen. At least in most cases. Strip club operators would just as soon do without the risk.
 

isekii

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The one I go to is

Cover is 10
Drink is 8 all you acn drink soda
Lapdance = 20 ( 1 full song )

All nude. When I went all the girls were 8+
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: isekii
Originally posted by: edro13
Originally posted by: isekii
are the stripclubs you visit all nude ?

The one in Canada was...

They sell alcohol in all nude strip clubs ?

in NJ it's against the law. :(
Tittie bars they are allowed ot serve alcohol, but all nude=no alcohol.

yep, in Texas all nude is BYOB.
 

isasir

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Some guys I know will look away because they know that if they make eye contact, then they're obligated to tip.

Peripheral vision is a man's best friend.
 

isekii

Lifer
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Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: isekii
Originally posted by: edro13
Originally posted by: isekii
are the stripclubs you visit all nude ?

The one in Canada was...

They sell alcohol in all nude strip clubs ?

in NJ it's against the law. :(
Tittie bars they are allowed ot serve alcohol, but all nude=no alcohol.

yep, in Texas all nude is BYOB.

It's BYOB in NJ too.
The only problem is, if you get wasted, you have no way of getting back :(
The good thing is that it's right by the race track, so if you want ot bet on some horse races, you can just take a 10 min walk.
 

isasir

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Originally posted by: isekii
Originally posted by: edro13
Originally posted by: isekii
are the stripclubs you visit all nude ?

The one in Canada was...

They sell alcohol in all nude strip clubs ?

in NJ it's against the law. :(
Tittie bars they are allowed ot serve alcohol, but all nude=no alcohol.

I might be going to Hott 22 this weekend. :)

I don't know of any other ones in NJ tho'.
 

isekii

Lifer
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Originally posted by: isasir
Some guys I know will look away because they know that if they make eye contact, then they're obligated to tip.

Peripheral vision is a man's best friend.

What's wrong with tipping them a buck.
If they give me a good dance and make eye contact, I give them $2-3 bucks.
I had one put both of her legs on my shoulder and get her cookie right by my face.
She was 5' 6" 115lbish 34C ish boob and the face was absolutely gorgeous. Not to mention the cookie. That was gorgeous too.
 

isekii

Lifer
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Originally posted by: isasir
Originally posted by: isekii
Originally posted by: edro13
Originally posted by: isekii
are the stripclubs you visit all nude ?

The one in Canada was...

They sell alcohol in all nude strip clubs ?

in NJ it's against the law. :(
Tittie bars they are allowed ot serve alcohol, but all nude=no alcohol.

I might be going to Hott 22 this weekend. :)

I don't know of any other ones in NJ tho'.

Stilletoes in Carlstadt.
Go on thursday night after 9:30.
Thursday night is the night to go to Stilletos.
 

OutHouse

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I have a friend that does the costumes for most of the strip clubs here in denver. Since she gets to get in with no cover i sometimes go with her to keep her company ( her husband and my wife dont mind). But i know exactly the type of guys you are talking about.

personally i dont get much enjoyment from strip clubs. I have more fun sitting in a back corner watching the men and women who are the customers. Its obvious when a new couple comes in, they both look like scared rabbits.
 

NetWareHead

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Originally posted by: edro13

One thing that bugged me though, was how some guys try to act all cool. When the stripper is in their face, shakin their stuff, the guy will act like he is talking to a buddy and look away from her.

Dude... you aren't fooling anyone. You are a pathetic loser who just tries to look too important to notice the hot naked chick in front of you.

What if the guy was in a conversation with his buddy and he didn't feel like being distracted? I can't speak for that guy but I purposely don't pay attention to strippers that I'm not attracted to when they dance in front of me. Besides, if I gave a dollar to every pair of tits in the place, I'd be broke in no time. Yeah I get some dirty looks from the girls but the next guy throwing money at them makes them quickly forget.
 

brigden

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Every ripper joint I've been to here in Canada is full nudity and serves booze. If you don't keep buying overpriced drinks every fifteen minutes they'll ask you to leave.
 

Turkish

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I am in Virgina and I haven't seen one here. I went to the one in West Virginia though, called "Southern Exposure" :D Oh yeah baby oh yeah, they had very hot bitches :D
 

yukichigai

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Originally posted by: brigden
Every ripper joint I've been to here in Canada is full nudity and serves booze. If you don't keep buying overpriced drinks every fifteen minutes they'll ask you to leave.
If that place is still in business the area must be hard-pressed for nudity. Everywhere else I've been they don't do that crap because people will go somewhere else otherwise.
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: brigden
Every ripper joint I've been to here in Canada is full nudity and serves booze. If you don't keep buying overpriced drinks every fifteen minutes they'll ask you to leave.

Yep. The strip club in quebec that I went to was all nude, if you don't buy drinks they get pissed. Some of the girls were hot, some were total skanky trash, all of them would fvck you in the back room for couple hundred bucks canadian. I don't think prostitution is legal in canada, but it doesn't look like they enforce it either.

I'll always be to scaried to have sex with or anything else with a skanky hooker nor would I really want too. But, if thats your bag, Canada or Nevada are the places to go.
 

WHipLAsh13

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I knew this chick who was a stripper. She said that maybe 5% of all of the guys she danced for would actually get an erection during the lap dance and she was fvcking hot!!!!
 

yukichigai

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
I'll always be to scaried to have sex with or anything else with a skanky hooker nor would I really want too. But, if thats your bag, Canada or Nevada are the places to go.
Nevada also has freakin' hot hookers, if it matters. Legal too!
 

rh71

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Originally posted by: WHipLAsh13
I knew this chick who was a stripper. She said that maybe 5% of all of the guys she danced for would actually get an erection during the lap dance and she was fvcking hot!!!!
Maybe because the 95% who go there are so used to seeing porn/naked women already... no surprise.
 

tranceport

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Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
Originally posted by: ghostman
Hmm... I've never been to a strip club. There is talk about it once my friend turns 21. How much $$ does one usually drop at one of these places?

$10-$20 for the cover.

$1 per stripper on the stage if you want to tip her.

$20 per lap dance.

this is what i typically encounter.
 

WHipLAsh13

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I knew this chick who was a stripper. She said that maybe 5% of all of the guys she danced for would actually get an erection during the lap dance and she was fvcking hot!!!!
 

glen

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Originally posted by: z0mb13
going to a strip club is like going to a candy store but not being able to eat or touch the candies..

Yeap.
I prefer to eat my candy at home.
 

pcmodem

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edro13...

The clubs of St. Catherine Street were nearly a second home for myself and for my fraternity brothers during college. :cool:

But that was a long time ago. :eek:

Most of my friends are the same, we hit strip clubs only for bachelor parties because they are a waste of $$$. Realistically, when we go, it's common that only I'll find ONE woman out of 15 or 20 to be attractive. Too tall, too short, too skinny, too fat, etc. It's a matter of taste.

I was at a bachelor party last Saturday night and I only found one stripper in the entire club to be attractive--but she was The Bomb. In as much, when any of the other women were on stage or near me, I could have practically fallen asleep.

Once you've had enough girlfriends and enough experience, strip clubs are no big deal. Until you're married that is, and then it's too late! :laugh:



All women are beautiful when the lights go out, :beer:
PCM
 

andylawcc

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quality of strippers really depend on two things
1) the club's reputation
2) the time of the week

1) you should never have trouble spotting a supermodel-like one in Spearmint Rhino in cali, club cheetah and crazy horse II in Vegas. (or Scores in NY where two guys sue them for overcharing them 25,000 dollars)

2) During the afternoon and before 6 (if anyone goes there that time) strippers are usually not of the top notch quality. They know big timers will hang out between 7 pm and midnight. Try a Saturday night in LV and you will think you died and Allah granted you the 72 virgins he promised.
 

SZLiao214

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Remember that when you pay, fold the bill vertically the long ways so you have a skinny rectangle.
 
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maybe some of those guys are just uncomfortable at having a strangers hoo ha inches from their face and thats how they deal with it
 

PingSpike

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Oh, I forgot to actually respond to OP.

Those guys were probably just trying to get the stripper to get lost/move on to the next schmuck. Like pcmodem said. Strip clubs are a waste of money, and just because the girl is on stage doesn't mean *I* personally want her there. If you keep looking at the girl she's probably going to start grinding on you or something, then you'd be obligated to tip her. Bam! You just ended up tipping a stripper you don't even like.

So they act disinterested because they don't want to tip her/have her rub on them or whatever.