Tom Cruise thinks he used to be....Shakespeare

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
And he's a fvcktard in the current one.

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: toekramp

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
FAKE

nice find!

I don't know what's worse - the fact that other new sources got duped and posted that article as legitimate news, or the fact that Cruise's antics are so loony that such an article is believable...

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Why do people always think they were someone famous in another life? You never hear anyone say "I was a peasant who worked on a farm and died in thier early 20's in another life."

My firend did some past life regression on me once. I remember a coast, being on a ship and going over board and started drowning. that's when i "woke up" gasping for breath.

oddly i still don't think i believe in that stuff. it felt more like i was just having a dream.

 

[bandana163]

He's a scientologist, he's obviously not tightly attached to reality.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend

developed cures for diseases

wait...I thought he was against drugs? So he developed cures in his past life, and now drugs are a no-no?

You're being glib

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: chowmein
isn't he an atheist? dont you have to believe in god to have a previous/afterlife?

Scientologists believe that they are only a few (hundred? thousands?) souls in existence, and they just keep getting recycled in human host bodies, or something like that.

 

[imported_FishTaco]

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: toekramp

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
FAKE

nice find!

I don't know what's worse - the fact that other new sources got duped and posted that article as legitimate news, or the fact that Cruise's antics are so loony that such an article is believable...

Give em a break, toronto.fashion-monitor.com probably got confused when they translated the pugbus artcle from English to Canadian.

 

[SVT Cobra]

you guys believe this BS tabloid sh!t

 

[bandana163]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: chowmein
isn't he an atheist? dont you have to believe in god to have a previous/afterlife?

Scientologists believe that they are only a few (hundred? thousands?) souls in existence, and they just keep getting recycled in human host bodies, or something like that.

Don't forget the ruthless galactic ovelord Xenu, the volcanoes, the DC-9s, the H-bombs, and the overpopulated galactic empire.

 

[BrianH1]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Why do people always think they were someone famous in another life? You never hear anyone say "I was a peasant who worked on a farm and died in thier early 20's in another life."

great point.

 

[BillGates]

Originally posted by: BrianH1

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Why do people always think they were someone famous in another life? You never hear anyone say "I was a peasant who worked on a farm and died in thier early 20's in another life."

great point.

Because they're stupid hippies.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: So
If souls are just recycled...how are there more people alive now than ever before....

Division

 

[batmang]

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[Rookie]

he's nuts... his wife's hot... but he's nuts.

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
you guys believe this BS tabloid sh!t

heathen, go confess your sins and come back clean!

 

[BooGiMaN]

napolean ayyy...well at least he has the whole being short in every lifetime thing going for him....

 

[mchammer187]

I was L ron in a previous life