Tom Cruise thinks he used to be....Shakespeare

Chadder007

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Scientologist Tom Cruise revealed that he is much older than the forty three years he has spent in his present body.

Tom Cruise noted that he is "old beyond reckoning." What's more, his current life is "probably one of the least satisfying" he has led.

"I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents, and developed cures for diseases," said Tom Cruise.

Cruise said he became aware that he "had been here before," when he read the complete works of Shakespeare in a month, despite being dyslexic, not long after dropping out of high school.

"Shakespeare was deja vu for me," said Tom Cruise. "It was so cool. I felt as if I had seen his words already, knew them all by heart. Then, after I began studying scientology, I realized the words had come from my heart in a previous life. That's why I say that as glorious and enviable as my present life is, making "War of the Worlds" and all those other great movies can't compare to writing "Romeo and Juliet" or the sonnets.

In addition to recognizing his days of future passed in the works of Shakespeare and Bach?and in the achievements of Columbus and Napoleon?Cruise recognizes the continuing reappearance of "Anti-Thetanic forces," such as Matt Lauer and Brooke Shields, with whom he has clashed in former lives.


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....the man is insane
http://toronto.fashion-monitor.com/news.php/Celebrity_Style/2005082202tom_cruise

Edit: WTF, they pulled the article. LOL!
Edit 2: Found the cached version.. http://66.218.69.11/search/cache?p=http...tom_cruise&d=F88CC7139C&icp=1&.intl=us
 

Chadder007

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Originally posted by: yamadakun
Where is the link to this?

Accidentally hit enter after typing the title, sorry. ...then again it looks like they pulled the article.
 

Demon-Xanth

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Why do people always think they were someone famous in another life? You never hear anyone say "I was a peasant who worked on a farm and died in thier early 20's in another life."
 

Legend

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Okay, he's just fvcking with us now. Or maybe he's not as scientology is crazy as it is.
 

dc

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That's why I say that as glorious and enviable as my present life is, making "War of the Worlds" and all those other great movies can't compare to writing "Romeo and Juliet" or the sonnets.

ahaha.

In addition to recognizing his days of future passed in the works of Shakespeare and Bach?and in the achievements of Columbus and Napoleon

wait... so he thinks he's shakespeare, bach, columbus, AND napoleon? LOL. haha. well maybe he was napoleon, they're both midgets.
 

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If souls are just recycled...how are there more people alive now than ever before....