To Buy List: rifle, scope, clocktower, and a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Stark
i don't know that it's a bad thing that people are eating fewer donuts. wasn't there some official report last week that said americans need to eat less crap and start exercising (lord knows how much money was wasted for that pearl of wisdom).

if traffic doesn't suck tomorrow i'll try to stop in at the local KK for a couple of boxes for the dept.

True, but that doesn't mean occasional indulgers such as myself should be punished dammit. If I do 300+ miles a week on my bike, I feel I am more than entitled to a fscking doughnut.

Just make the doors of the KK really skinny, that way you can only get inside if you're not a Jumbo Plus-Size Forklift-Powered Beyatch.

- M4H

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: Gothgar
god i hate krispy kreme donuts, they aren't even donuts in fact, they are sugar, life reserver shaped, thingy's

your mistake is that you think of krispy kreme as a pastry. it isn't a pastry, it's a CANDY.

if you look at it that way, perspectives change.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: Gothgar
god i hate krispy kreme donuts, they aren't even donuts in fact, they are sugar, life reserver shaped, thingy's

your mistake is that you think of krispy kreme as a pastry. it isn't a pastry, it's a CANDY.

if you look at it that way, perspectives change.

It should have its own level in the new FDA food pyramid!

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Stark
i don't know that it's a bad thing that people are eating fewer donuts. wasn't there some official report last week that said americans need to eat less crap and start exercising (lord knows how much money was wasted for that pearl of wisdom).

if traffic doesn't suck tomorrow i'll try to stop in at the local KK for a couple of boxes for the dept.

True, but that doesn't mean occasional indulgers such as myself should be punished dammit. If I do 300+ miles a week on my bike, I feel I am more than entitled to a fscking doughnut.

Just make the doors of the KK really skinny, that way you can only get inside if you're not a Jumbo Plus-Size Forklift-Powered Beyatch.

- M4H

Jumbo plus-size powered forklifts everywhere are disappointed in your comparison. THEY ACTUALLY WORK!!!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Stark
i don't know that it's a bad thing that people are eating fewer donuts. wasn't there some official report last week that said americans need to eat less crap and start exercising (lord knows how much money was wasted for that pearl of wisdom).

if traffic doesn't suck tomorrow i'll try to stop in at the local KK for a couple of boxes for the dept.

True, but that doesn't mean occasional indulgers such as myself should be punished dammit. If I do 300+ miles a week on my bike, I feel I am more than entitled to a fscking doughnut.

Just make the doors of the KK really skinny, that way you can only get inside if you're not a Jumbo Plus-Size Forklift-Powered Beyatch.

- M4H

Jumbo plus-size powered forklifts everywhere are disappointed in your comparison. THEY ACTUALLY WORK!!!

They do, and furthermore, the fatasses keep them in business by requiring a forklift to get off the damn couch!

- M4H

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: conjur
Krispy Kremes...mmmm...nothing better!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Stark
i don't know that it's a bad thing that people are eating fewer donuts. wasn't there some official report last week that said americans need to eat less crap and start exercising (lord knows how much money was wasted for that pearl of wisdom).

if traffic doesn't suck tomorrow i'll try to stop in at the local KK for a couple of boxes for the dept.

True, but that doesn't mean occasional indulgers such as myself should be punished dammit. If I do 300+ miles a week on my bike, I feel I am more than entitled to a fscking doughnut.

Just make the doors of the KK really skinny, that way you can only get inside if you're not a Jumbo Plus-Size Forklift-Powered Beyatch.

- M4H

Jumbo plus-size powered forklifts everywhere are disappointed in your comparison. THEY ACTUALLY WORK!!!

They do, and furthermore, the fatasses keep them in business by requiring a forklift to get off the damn couch!

- M4H

I blame the influence of the National Forklift Lobby. :|

 

[notfred]

Fvck Krispy Kreme, they can't even spell "cream"... or "crispy". I hope they die.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: notfred
Fvck Krispy Kreme, they can't even spell "cream"... or "crispy". I hope they die.

In a fire?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: notfred
Fvck Krispy Kreme, they can't even spell "cream"... or "crispy". I hope they die.

They go, and I won't rest until In-N-Out dies in a fire. Just for spite.

 

[BullsOnParade]

Fausto I like the way you think, man the tower and I'll be back with a box of hot ones.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: BullsOnParade
Fausto I like the way you think, man the tower and I'll be back with a box of hot ones.

Werd. I think the neon sign's on at the Peachtree location.

 

[0roo0roo]

overrated over priced donuts. people starting to wake up.

 

[Stark]

well, i did my part

I'm $15 poorer and my dept is fatter (and amped up on sugar).

long live fried dough!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Stark
well, i did my part

I'm $15 poorer and my dept is fatter (and amped up on sugar).

long live fried dough!

You are a good man. :thumbsup:

 

[MithShrike]

Originally posted by: conjur
Krispy Kremes...mmmm...nothing better!

Not for creme filled. Krispy Kreme has HORRIBLE creme filled. I'll take the Safeway donuts any day.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Beau
Oh God Help Us! A Metro-Sexual sniper!

"SHOES AND BELT SHOULD ALWAYS MATCH, YOU FSCKING SLOBS!!"
*blam!*

What about ammo belts? I always thought they should provide some good contrast?

I feel bandoliers can add a bit of kicky flair to almost any outfit.

This is how Fausto plans to be dressed up when he finally goes on that shooting spree.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Anubis
its like this

local homemade donut place > Dunkin donuts > tim hortons >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frozen SH!T on a stick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Krispy Kreme

So you're saying you frequently dine on fecal matter?

- M4H

The question is: does he use jelly, or syrup?

Originally posted by: Fausto
True, but that doesn't mean occasional indulgers such as myself should be punished dammit. If I do 300+ miles a week on my bike, I feel I am more than entitled to fscking a doughnut.

Fixed to reflect reality.

 

[Howard]

Their plain donuts are way too sweet, but the jelly-filled ones are awesome.