To Buy List: rifle, scope, clocktower, and a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

[GasX]

I can see Fausto now....

<putting a bead on Brigden>Pop your collar in MY town will you! <POW!>

<Sights in on a fat lady>You exceed the recommended weight limit for lycra, bitch! <POW!>

<Sees a hippy running for cover>Birkenstocks and socks are a BIG no-no! <POW!>

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
I can see Fausto now....

<putting a bead on Brigden>Pop your collar in MY town will you! <POW!>

<Sights in on a fat lady>You exceed the recommended weight limit for lycra, bitch! <POW!>

<Sees a hippy running for cover>Birkenstocks and socks are a BIG no-no! <POW!>

You know me so well.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Is the low carb diet fad even really going on anymore? I have not heard much about it for the past few months.

It's semi-petering out, but there are still plenty of "low-carb options" being advertised. People just need to get off the fscking couch once in a while.

Wish I had a fscking couch. I'd never get off of it.

I have an extra one in a storage unit. It's yours for the taking. Even has a pretty floral pattern.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Is the low carb diet fad even really going on anymore? I have not heard much about it for the past few months.

It's semi-petering out, but there are still plenty of "low-carb options" being advertised. People just need to get off the fscking couch once in a while.

Wish I had a fscking couch. I'd never get off of it.

I have an extra one in a storage unit. It's yours for the taking. Even has a pretty floral pattern.

FLORAL PATTERN?!?!!?

*BLAM!*

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Is the low carb diet fad even really going on anymore? I have not heard much about it for the past few months.

It's semi-petering out, but there are still plenty of "low-carb options" being advertised. People just need to get off the fscking couch once in a while.

Wish I had a fscking couch. I'd never get off of it.

I have an extra one in a storage unit. It's yours for the taking. Even has a pretty floral pattern.

You have an extra fscking couch? Why the hell would you put a fscking couch in storage? More fscking couches the better!

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Is the low carb diet fad even really going on anymore? I have not heard much about it for the past few months.

It's semi-petering out, but there are still plenty of "low-carb options" being advertised. People just need to get off the fscking couch once in a while.

Wish I had a fscking couch. I'd never get off of it.

I have an extra one in a storage unit. It's yours for the taking. Even has a pretty floral pattern.

FLORAL PATTERN?!?!!?

*BLAM!*

<Last dying breath>

That's....why....it was.....in.......stoooor.......

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Is the low carb diet fad even really going on anymore? I have not heard much about it for the past few months.

It's semi-petering out, but there are still plenty of "low-carb options" being advertised. People just need to get off the fscking couch once in a while.

Wish I had a fscking couch. I'd never get off of it.

I have an extra one in a storage unit. It's yours for the taking. Even has a pretty floral pattern.

You have an extra fscking couch? Why the hell would you put a fscking couch in storage? More fscking couches the better!

Moving from a 2000 sq. ft., 4 BR house to a 1,200 sq. ft. 2BR apartment, one must make sacrifices.

 

[Gulzakar]

the atkins folks always look so sickly...

no harm in having *A* doughnut here and there...

 

[Fausto]

Updated, first post. Hypertext is effing up for some reason.

 

[vi edit]

News around the KK corporate and franchisee inner circles is that this move is a HUUUUUUGE step in the right direction.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Fausto
Seriously, if they go under on the heels of this whole stupid-ass low carb thing, I'm going postal. That is all.

Seems they may be padding their profits while Americans continue to pad their asses. :roll:

Some hope on the horizon for KK?

CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Chief executive officer Scott Livengood was ousted Tuesday as head of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Inc., the once-trendy chain whose stock price has plummeted amid a federal securities investigation and allegations of padded sales figures. Shares of Krispy Kreme jumped more than 17 percent on the news.

The Winston-Salem company's board of directors said Livengood, who has been criticized for his handling of the company's recent financial problems, would retire as part of a series of "important actions to address the company's current situation." Livengood, 52, who has been at the helm for seven years and led the company's rapid rise, was replaced as CEO by Stephen Cooper, a turnaround specialist who most recently shepherded the Enron Corp. bankruptcy.

Stephen Cooper helped turnaround my company.

 

[murphy55d]

Their raspberry filled ones are the best.

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: Fausto
Seriously, if they go under on the heels of this whole stupid-ass low carb thing, I'm going postal. That is all.

Seems they may be padding their profits while Americans continue to pad their asses. :roll:

Some hope on the horizon for KK?

CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Chief executive officer Scott Livengood was ousted Tuesday as head of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Inc., the once-trendy chain whose stock price has plummeted amid a federal securities investigation and allegations of padded sales figures. Shares of Krispy Kreme jumped more than 17 percent on the news.

The Winston-Salem company's board of directors said Livengood, who has been criticized for his handling of the company's recent financial problems, would retire as part of a series of "important actions to address the company's current situation." Livengood, 52, who has been at the helm for seven years and led the company's rapid rise, was replaced as CEO by Stephen Cooper, a turnaround specialist who most recently shepherded the Enron Corp. bankruptcy.

You need the help of a professional for this. No not a mercenary but therapist for this addiction.

:laugh:

 

[MercenaryForHire]

*throws rifle over shoulder and grabs ammo boxes*

Clear me a path, I'm coming in!

- M4H

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: tyler811

Originally posted by: Fausto
Seriously, if they go under on the heels of this whole stupid-ass low carb thing, I'm going postal. That is all.

Seems they may be padding their profits while Americans continue to pad their asses. :roll:

Some hope on the horizon for KK?

CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Chief executive officer Scott Livengood was ousted Tuesday as head of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Inc., the once-trendy chain whose stock price has plummeted amid a federal securities investigation and allegations of padded sales figures. Shares of Krispy Kreme jumped more than 17 percent on the news.

The Winston-Salem company's board of directors said Livengood, who has been criticized for his handling of the company's recent financial problems, would retire as part of a series of "important actions to address the company's current situation." Livengood, 52, who has been at the helm for seven years and led the company's rapid rise, was replaced as CEO by Stephen Cooper, a turnaround specialist who most recently shepherded the Enron Corp. bankruptcy.

You need the help of a professional for this. No not a mercenary but therapist for this addiction.

:laugh:

I actually very rarely eat doughnuts, but I would very much like to have the option to indulge once in a while.

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: tyler811

Originally posted by: Fausto
Seriously, if they go under on the heels of this whole stupid-ass low carb thing, I'm going postal. That is all.

Seems they may be padding their profits while Americans continue to pad their asses. :roll:

Some hope on the horizon for KK?

CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Chief executive officer Scott Livengood was ousted Tuesday as head of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Inc., the once-trendy chain whose stock price has plummeted amid a federal securities investigation and allegations of padded sales figures. Shares of Krispy Kreme jumped more than 17 percent on the news.

The Winston-Salem company's board of directors said Livengood, who has been criticized for his handling of the company's recent financial problems, would retire as part of a series of "important actions to address the company's current situation." Livengood, 52, who has been at the helm for seven years and led the company's rapid rise, was replaced as CEO by Stephen Cooper, a turnaround specialist who most recently shepherded the Enron Corp. bankruptcy.

You need the help of a professional for this. No not a mercenary but therapist for this addiction.

:laugh:

I actually very rarely eat doughnuts, but I would very much like to have the option to indulge once in a while.

I know what you mean, that store crap has a shelf life of 20 years and taste nasty. (grabs flak jacket)

 

[RossMAN]

We went to KK last Sunday and it was DEAD. There was no wait in line, the "HOT NOW" sign wasn't lit up and there were like 4 employees.

The apple fritters were tasty.

 

[Anubis]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH YES YES YES YES

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: conjur
Krispy Kremes...mmmm...nothing better!

Krispy Kreme arent that good. I really dont see what the fricken attraction is to them. if you want a donut you need to try a Shimplys Donut. they are hand made every fricken morning.

 

[Anubis]

its like this

local homemade donut place > Dunkin donuts > tim hortons >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frozen SH!T on a stick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Krispy Kreme

 

[Fausto]

Dude. KK is like 132,709,198,097^11tybillion times better than DD. :frown:

 

[Stark]

i don't know that it's a bad thing that people are eating fewer donuts. wasn't there some official report last week that said americans need to eat less crap and start exercising (lord knows how much money was wasted for that pearl of wisdom).

if traffic doesn't suck tomorrow i'll try to stop in at the local KK for a couple of boxes for the dept.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Anubis
its like this

local homemade donut place > Dunkin donuts > tim hortons >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frozen SH!T on a stick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Krispy Kreme

teh winnar!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Anubis
its like this

local homemade donut place > Dunkin donuts > tim hortons >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frozen SH!T on a stick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Krispy Kreme

So you're saying you frequently dine on fecal matter?

- M4H

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Stark
i don't know that it's a bad thing that people are eating fewer donuts. wasn't there some official report last week that said americans need to eat less crap and start exercising (lord knows how much money was wasted for that pearl of wisdom).

if traffic doesn't suck tomorrow i'll try to stop in at the local KK for a couple of boxes for the dept.

True, but that doesn't mean occasional indulgers such as myself should be punished dammit. If I do 300+ miles a week on my bike, I feel I am more than entitled to a fscking doughnut.