To Buy List: rifle, scope, clocktower, and a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

[Fausto]

Seriously, if they go under on the heels of this whole stupid-ass low carb thing, I'm going postal. That is all.

Seems they may be padding their profits while Americans continue to pad their asses. :roll:

Some hope on the horizon for KK?

CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Chief executive officer Scott Livengood was ousted Tuesday as head of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Inc., the once-trendy chain whose stock price has plummeted amid a federal securities investigation and allegations of padded sales figures. Shares of Krispy Kreme jumped more than 17 percent on the news.

The Winston-Salem company's board of directors said Livengood, who has been criticized for his handling of the company's recent financial problems, would retire as part of a series of "important actions to address the company's current situation." Livengood, 52, who has been at the helm for seven years and led the company's rapid rise, was replaced as CEO by Stephen Cooper, a turnaround specialist who most recently shepherded the Enron Corp. bankruptcy.

 

[Beau]

LOL :laugh:

I can't tell if you're bitter at the thought of krispy kreme going under, or the fact that you can't fit in your assless chaps any more because of said doughnuts.

 

[Gothgar]

god i hate krispy kreme donuts, they aren't even donuts in fact, they are sugar, life reserver shaped, thingy's

 

[IAteYourMother]

*Runs for cover*

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Gothgar
god i hate krispy kreme donuts, they aren't even donuts in fact, they are sugar, life reserver shaped, thingy's

No, they're FRIED sugar, life-preserver things. Which is why they rule.

 

[BigJ]

reminds me of Harry Chapin - Sniper

 

[K1052]

Krispy Kremes suck, I like the local doughnuts better.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
*Runs for cover*

That's the idea! Make people get off the Atkins diet and start running. Then low carb won't be the diet-rave anymore!

 

[conjur]

Krispy Kremes...mmmm...nothing better!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Beau
LOL :laugh:

I can't tell if you're bitter at the thought of krispy kreme going under, or the fact that you can't fit in your assless chaps any more because of said doughnuts.

Part of the reason I ride my bike so much is so I can eat whatever I want (INCLUDING FSCKING KRISPY KREME FSCKING DOUGHNUTS) without putting on weight.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
*Runs for cover*

That's the idea! Make people get off the Atkins diet and start running. Then low carb won't be the diet-rave anymore!

Yeah, it'll be the new "Run For Your Life" jogging plan.

 

[GasX]

You know, you don't have to buy the clock tower to use it as a base of operations....

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: conjur
Krispy Kremes...mmmm...nothing better!

Rusty Brown's Donuts are better.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You know, you don't have to buy the clock tower to use it as a base of operations....

I do if I want it tastefully decorated. Sheesh, do I have to spell it all out for you people? :roll:

 

[Pliablemoose]

Fausto, you sound more like a pissed stockholder than a consumer

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You know, you don't have to buy the clock tower to use it as a base of operations....

I do if I want it tastefully decorated. Sheesh, do I have to spell it all out for you people? :roll:

Oh God Help Us! A Metro-Sexual sniper!

 

[MetalMat]

Is the low carb diet fad even really going on anymore? I have not heard much about it for the past few months.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Fausto, you sound more like a pissed stockholder than a consumer

Actually no. I don't have KK stock. I just really like chowing down on their doughnuts once in a while and I'm going to be pissed if they go under. Dunkin Donuts are disgusting.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You know, you don't have to buy the clock tower to use it as a base of operations....

I do if I want it tastefully decorated. Sheesh, do I have to spell it all out for you people? :roll:

Oh God Help Us! A Metro-Sexual sniper!

"SHOES AND BELT SHOULD ALWAYS MATCH, YOU FSCKING SLOBS!!"

*blam!*

 

[nakedfrog]

Dunkin' Donuts.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You know, you don't have to buy the clock tower to use it as a base of operations....

I do if I want it tastefully decorated. Sheesh, do I have to spell it all out for you people? :roll:

Oh God Help Us! A Metro-Sexual sniper!

"SHOES AND BELT SHOULD ALWAYS MATCH, YOU FSCKING SLOBS!!"

*blam!*

What about ammo belts? I always thought they should provide some good contrast?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Is the low carb diet fad even really going on anymore? I have not heard much about it for the past few months.

It's semi-petering out, but there are still plenty of "low-carb options" being advertised. People just need to get off the fscking couch once in a while.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Is the low carb diet fad even really going on anymore? I have not heard much about it for the past few months.

It's semi-petering out, but there are still plenty of "low-carb options" being advertised. People just need to get off the fscking couch once in a while.

Wish I had a fscking couch. I'd never get off of it.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You know, you don't have to buy the clock tower to use it as a base of operations....

I do if I want it tastefully decorated. Sheesh, do I have to spell it all out for you people? :roll:

Oh God Help Us! A Metro-Sexual sniper!

"SHOES AND BELT SHOULD ALWAYS MATCH, YOU FSCKING SLOBS!!"

*blam!*

What about ammo belts? I always thought they should provide some good contrast?

I feel bandoliers can add a bit of kicky flair to almost any outfit.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Mwilding
You know, you don't have to buy the clock tower to use it as a base of operations....

I do if I want it tastefully decorated. Sheesh, do I have to spell it all out for you people? :roll:

Oh God Help Us! A Metro-Sexual sniper!

"SHOES AND BELT SHOULD ALWAYS MATCH, YOU FSCKING SLOBS!!"

*blam!*

What about ammo belts? I always thought they should provide some good contrast?

I feel bandoliers can add a bit of kicky flair to almost any outfit.

:laugh: