Time for a religion thread

DrPizza

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When things go "right" for people, they often praise God, and thank God for what they've been given. (And, God knows that people on my facebook seem to thank him an awful lot.) I'm not much of a Biblical scholar, but isn't it possible for the Devil to cause things? (From a religious perspective - obviously, if you do not believe, then neither is possible.) i.e. Someone wins the lottery & thanks God. But, then they wind up bankrupt in 10 years & miserable. Perhaps winning wasn't the work of God? Perhaps God was completely hands off and just before the person who was going to donate 1/2 of the money to charities won, there was a bit of intervention. Maybe another person miraculously went into remission from cancer, not because God wanted them to live, but because the devil realized that the person had a net negative effect on the world.

Can the Devil actually do stuff? Or is it just God who's allowed to manipulate outcomes? And, if the Devil can't manipulate things, then how is he able to tempt us?
 

lxskllr

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Absolutely not. God is in control of all things good and bad. If you win the lottery that was God. If you get run over by a car, that was his doing also. If that isn't true, then there is no God. You can't be omnipotent, and powerless at the same time.
 

Cheeseplug

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My religious views are way more eastern than Abrahamic. Shit just happens, no deity necessary.

These "religion" threads are always just Christianity threads, sprinkle on a little Islam from time to time.
 

theflyingpig

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Pitiful humans have been tricked by the Devil into believing that he is God. It's quite funny to listen to all of the fools praise "God" not knowing the truth. Only the Devil can be so clever as to fool billions of people to self imposed suffering. And they keep coming back for more.
 

glenn beck

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
When things go "right" for people, they often praise God, and thank God for what they've been given. (And, God knows that people on my facebook seem to thank him an awful lot.) I'm not much of a Biblical scholar, but isn't it possible for the Devil to cause things? (From a religious perspective - obviously, if you do not believe, then neither is possible.) i.e. Someone wins the lottery & thanks God. But, then they wind up bankrupt in 10 years & miserable. Perhaps winning wasn't the work of God? Perhaps God was completely hands off and just before the person who was going to donate 1/2 of the money to charities won, there was a bit of intervention. Maybe another person miraculously went into remission from cancer, not because God wanted them to live, but because the devil realized that the person had a net negative effect on the world.

Can the Devil actually do stuff? Or is it just God who's allowed to manipulate outcomes? And, if the Devil can't manipulate things, then how is he able to tempt us?

through suggestion, when you are spiritually weak the voice of God will not be as strong as the devils, sometimes something they may sound good may end up being bad in the long run.
 

marvdmartian

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OP, try not to put too much thought into it. Remember, belief is built on FAITH, not understanding. :)
 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: DrPizza

Can the Devil actually do stuff? Or is it just God who's allowed to manipulate outcomes? And, if the Devil can't manipulate things, then how is he able to tempt us?

ive heard some teachings on Job, iirc, where it was pointed out that the devil had to ask god (in that case) for permission to dick with someone

im atheist, so it doesnt mean anything to me, just thought id point out that interpretation of it
 
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Doc, the way I understand it, the devil gets in you and makes naughty things seem more attractive. The devil wants your soul. He can get it if you aren't living/believing correctly, and you apparently have a little turny-button that he can twiddle to make you do all the things a respectable devil could possibly want you to do. You can twiddle these knobs on your own as well, but the devil is too strong for you alone. Enter Lord Savior Jesus Christ The Anointed one Jehovah-Elohim I AM THAT I AM Alpha/Omega top dog deity; who, in practice, acts as a shot of anabolic steroids in your turny-button twiddling arm. You are thusly empowered with the everlasting light, which allows you to kick the devil in the nads and fills you with the strong desire to proselytize in the middle of the cereal lane in grocery stores and bug the shit out your godless neighbors about attending the next "sunday meetin'".
 

Andrew1990

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I dont believe in a god. Man makes his own path through the world. What he does effects both the present and the future of his path.

 

destrekor

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Originally posted by: lxskllr
Absolutely not. God is in control of all things good and bad. If you win the lottery that was God. If you get run over by a car, that was his doing also. If that isn't true, then there is no God. You can't be omnipotent, and powerless at the same time.

argh. Why you do this to me?

I'm completely anti-religion, though I could not care less if someone wishes to believe in some divine deity... but I completely find no logic in faith and am happy knowing what I've got, and what I strive for, is what defines this life for me... and that drives me just as much to do good (though for obviously different reasons), so I question that principal of religion as well. But whatever...

However, from what I've studied (and watched... i do watch quite a bit of History Channel ;)), it seems most teachings push the notion that the god fellow is omnipotent, all powerful, yet completely willing to not use his power.

I think the story was about some shepherd guy, or whatever. I think this is somewhat recently following the time Satan was banished to rule "Hell", aka new name for the underworld, an insanely old concept (one of the many things modern religions stole from old beliefs, surprise surprise...) but I digress.
But as the story goes in one of the multitude of books/bibles for Christianity, Satan wanted to gamble with god, and god allowed it. So Satan sets forth to do just about everything he could possibly do short of actually killing this guy. The whole gamble was that this guy was a hardcore follower of god, and Satan wanted to prove he could tempt him to question the very existence of god. But the story goes that the guy never did waiver from his firm belief, and while he wasn't happy with things like losing his family members, his home, his animals (and farm?), he maintained belief in god, believing it was all tests by god to test his faith, and I'm butchering this I think (been awhile since I've studied this particular notion), in the end the guy comes out with a stronger faith. And god does something to satan, completely cannot remember the full aftermath in the story.

My point being - the whole story of religion is that god may be all powerful, but the end result is that god won't do everything he could ever do, because the whole point of life is supposed to be a way to prove one is worthy to actually be in god's grace in the afterlife.

And since that is the very true point of religion, and is what religion even preaches... I don't get how people get caught up in it. This god fellow in all the stories, and in all the preaches, is the biggest douche and prick the world has ever seen. It all boils down to him making life a game, one bitch of a game, all the while dangling a carrot in front of people.
Seems backward too.

I cannot say for sure a god does or does not exist, as to say definitively is just being just as much of an asshole as all the doucebags that treat you like an idiot for not having faith in something you cannot prove exist. Faith makes no sense to my mind. I like logic. It makes me feel comfortable, it makes life all the more real, with clear boundaries to what can and cannot happen. Science evolves over time, learns from misunderstandings of the past, corrects them to make even more accurate science. I follow science, and would say the current sciences have a firm grasp on the world, but that could be wrong. Science used to think things were quite a bit different hundreds of years ago, and hell, even a hundred years ago. But, combine science and logic, and one is complete imho, and allows one to accept certain fallacies and learn to avoid them and how to work with or around them. Again, I digress.

The point I was making.... as an atheist-agnostic... which to sum up the above, I don't believe a god exists, but cannot honestly say I could turn around, find myself facing god, he proves himself to me, and return with 'you're a crock, go away you crazy'. Faced with physical, sound evidence, like a science... well, it would fit with following logic then and I could only then accept it. Thus, if this prick in the sky wants me to believe, then he'll appear to me... while sober, else I'd write it off as my creative imagination. He has my demands... else, I'll keep living my life as I am, as hell, if this guy is anything the stories make him out to be, I'm apart of his plan... though if this all proves to me correct, his plan will seemingly point me toward the depths of the underworld. yikes. :p

hmmm... once more I'll try this. :laugh:
My real point... this deity could exist, or multiple deities could exist. Whatever the case ends up being, if we ever get to find out... a "good" deity would play a far different card hand compared to what the religions preach. Instead of constantly dipping into the world, constantly changing the rules, performing miracles, etc etc... such a good deity would let the world work without once diving into the world. Why bother? If there is an afterlife that only the good souls get invites for, would the best scenario be give everyone one chance in life, doing exactly what it is they are doing, letting humans do their thing, and the 'good' folk get the star treatment. Or whatever.
Life isn't fair, it obviously wasn't designed to be fair if it is all designed, and even then, the very nature of life... life's a bitch. Also pointless, the universe needs not to be riddled with life, it really does nothing. It'd get along just fine without a single living organism. But life, well... happened. The point of life is to live, do everything an organism can do. The smarter ones can do more, the simple ones.. well they do what they do. To live is the goal, to procreate is the objective. To spread is the ultimate desire. That's why some species can adapt, some get wings, some get to infect animals that can do everything collectively... to spread and increase numbers is all a lifeform ultimate is programmed to do. We'll take over the universe, hopefully... or die while confined here, either at the hands of nature or at our own hands. Regardless... why stay cooped up on this rock? Come on nerds, we gotta realize it's all about parity. More copies of home, better the chance we get to start over if one home is destroyed. :)
I'm talk space colonies. Spread our seed amongst the heavens. We can do it!

:D

edit:
damn, this was far longer than I planned. I hate the internet - gets me typing in much the same way alcohol gets me talking. Can we ban everything about religion and life from the internet? I'd rather not have to continue typing novels every chance I get. And don't tell me to not do it. I can't help myself.
My drive in life is to help the human race wake up and realize its potential.
I :heart: you all.
eh... just kidding. I actually hate mankind, thus why I have this drive. :p Gotta top my uncle somehow (see sig). He helped establish a country. Maybe I can help establish, or at least plant the concepts, of a better way of life.
 

Crono

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To put it simply, Satan is a bad dog on a leash. He has his purposes, and is allowed some reign by God, but it is limited and temporary (read Book of Job, particularly first 2 chapters, for more on this). He is a usurper of the earthly part of God's kingdom that is allowed to rule for a time. He doesn't ultimately rule, and the day is coming when he will be sealed in hell for 1,000 years, granted a short period to work one last rebellion together with remaining fallen humanity, and then he will be cast into the lake of fire for eternity.

Also, contrary to popular depiction, the devil is not a physical being in any aspect, nor are the demons under his authority. He cannot be seen, nor can he interact with anything physically. He can possess a person, but only a person that has completely and voluntarily relinquished control, which takes time and does not happen to all that many people. Demons and Satan more influence people to sin by tempting the spirits of people (the minds of people). Like a person trying to convince you to do something, neither Satan nor other demons can actually force you to do something you do not want to do, but can try to tempt you over time. Therein lies his power, that he can manipulate human beings (often very subtle control, others not so subtle).

If you could see Satan's form, it wouldn't be some red dude with a pitchfork, but it would be a powerful and beautiful being that would make you tremble and be stunned by his beauty at the same time. Same is true for all demons (who are fallen angels).

As for your lottery and cancer examples, things aren't that simple. You can't look at any single event and say the purpose of that in the ultimate plan that is all of history. God's general plan for humanity and for redeemed humanity is revealed in the Bible, but His specific plan for epochs and nations, groups and individuals, cannot be determined by man. Only God can see every thread in the tapestry, every molecule in the universe, and know why each is there. Satan's work is more evident in the sin and corruption of the world, but humanity is capable of those things on its own, as well, though he is certainly good at helping to orchestrate it.
 

actuarial

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Originally posted by: Crono
To put it simply, Satan is a bad dog on a leash. He has his purposes, and is allowed some reign by God, but it is limited and temporary (read Book of Job, particularly first 2 chapters, for more on this). He is a usurper of the earthly part of God's kingdom that is allowed to rule for a time. He doesn't ultimately rule, and the day is coming when he will be sealed in hell for 1,000 years, granted a short period to work one last rebellion together with remaining fallen humanity, and then he will be cast into the lake of fire for eternity.

Also, contrary to popular depiction, the devil is not a physical being in any aspect, nor are the demons under his authority. He cannot be seen, nor can he interact with anything physically. He can possess a person, but only a person that has completely and voluntarily relinquished control, which takes time and does not happen to all that many people. Demons and Satan more influence people to sin by tempting the spirits of people (the minds of people). Like a person trying to convince you to do something, Satan nor other demons can actually force you to do something you do not want to do, but can try to tempt you over time. Therein lies his power, that he can manipulate human beings (often very subtle control, others not so subtle).

If you could see Satan's form, it wouldn't be some red dude with a pitchfork, but it would be a powerful and beautiful being that would make you tremble and be stunned by his beauty at the same time. Same is true for all demons (who are fallen angels).

As for your lottery and cancer examples, things aren't that simple. You can't look at any single event and say the purpose of that in the ultimate plan that is all of history. God's general plan for humanity and for redeemed humanity is revealed in the Bible, but His specific plan for epochs and nations, groups and individuals, cannot be determined by man. Only God can see every thread in the tapestry, every molecule in the universe, and know why each is there. Satan's work is more evident in the sin and corruption of the world, but humanity is capable of those things on its own, as well, though he is certainly good at helping to orchestrate it.

Link?

 

Crono

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Originally posted by: actuarial
Originally posted by: Crono
To put it simply, Satan is a bad dog on a leash. He has his purposes, and is allowed some reign by God, but it is limited and temporary (read Book of Job, particularly first 2 chapters, for more on this). He is a usurper of the earthly part of God's kingdom that is allowed to rule for a time. He doesn't ultimately rule, and the day is coming when he will be sealed in hell for 1,000 years, granted a short period to work one last rebellion together with remaining fallen humanity, and then he will be cast into the lake of fire for eternity.

Also, contrary to popular depiction, the devil is not a physical being in any aspect, nor are the demons under his authority. He cannot be seen, nor can he interact with anything physically. He can possess a person, but only a person that has completely and voluntarily relinquished control, which takes time and does not happen to all that many people. Demons and Satan more influence people to sin by tempting the spirits of people (the minds of people). Like a person trying to convince you to do something, Satan nor other demons can actually force you to do something you do not want to do, but can try to tempt you over time. Therein lies his power, that he can manipulate human beings (often very subtle control, others not so subtle).

If you could see Satan's form, it wouldn't be some red dude with a pitchfork, but it would be a powerful and beautiful being that would make you tremble and be stunned by his beauty at the same time. Same is true for all demons (who are fallen angels).

As for your lottery and cancer examples, things aren't that simple. You can't look at any single event and say the purpose of that in the ultimate plan that is all of history. God's general plan for humanity and for redeemed humanity is revealed in the Bible, but His specific plan for epochs and nations, groups and individuals, cannot be determined by man. Only God can see every thread in the tapestry, every molecule in the universe, and know why each is there. Satan's work is more evident in the sin and corruption of the world, but humanity is capable of those things on its own, as well, though he is certainly good at helping to orchestrate it.

Link?

Job 1-2

I can give references for everything else, but it will take me a little bit of time (everything is off the top of my head) and I'm going to sleep now. I can link everything tomorrow, if you want, just let me know.
 

Madwand1

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Someone wins the lottery & thanks God. But, then they wind up bankrupt in 10 years & miserable. Perhaps winning wasn't the work of God? Perhaps God was completely hands off and just before the person who was going to donate 1/2 of the money to charities won, there was a bit of intervention. Maybe another person miraculously went into remission from cancer, not because God wanted them to live, but because the devil realized that the person had a net negative effect on the world.

Can the Devil actually do stuff? Or is it just God who's allowed to manipulate outcomes? And, if the Devil can't manipulate things, then how is he able to tempt us?

Omnipresence pretty much leaves no room for the Devil unless he's merely illusory or a symbolic construct, at most a faint supposition of states. Granted, omnipresence still just increases the enigma, to the degree to which you assign a reality to not-God.

Figures such as the Devil and the Serpent are likely to be enigmatic at best, and for practical purposes, entirely symbolic. In an Eastern bend, the Devil could be conceptually equated with a force of ignorance, sometimes called Maya. If you consider Maya = ignorance, then the pattern of negative outcomes arising from the temptations or misleading of the devil = Maya are not hard to understand.

As for "praise God for my lottery winning" -- once you have a God, then it is indeed likely that additional entrenchment in the non-God, e.g. the lottery winning and all that excess buys you, is pretty much counter to a blessing.
 

IronWing

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Go read The Screwtape Letters. Keep in mind that CS Lewis was more than a little bit weird but The Screwtape Letters cover this ground pretty well. Then go read some Heinlein and Glen Cook to straighten your head back out.
 

zinfamous

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I'm just waiting for someone to blame God after they lose the game.

That will be classic.
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: zinfamous
I'm just waiting for someone to blame God after they lose the game.

That will be classic.

The other team is possessed by Satan and used demonic powers to win the game!
 

Jeff7

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I read a nice article today - a pilot suddenly collapsed or had a heart attack, something of that sort. One of the passengers, who did have a pilot's license, but not for a plane of that size, told his family to "Start praying hard."

Evidently God just killed a guy, terrified a family, and now he wants to hear them plea for their lives.


Also: I saw a front license plate that said "Member of the Presidential Prayer Group" or some such thing. A prayer group? Why do we need lots of people to pray for something? Will God only do the right thing if he gets enough votes? Is God a democracy? What's the point of praying if God already does what is just, at least in his mind?


And as always needs saying, to those who say that God permits Satan to exist, and permits him to go out and about and cause problems:

?Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God??

Some people romanticize the notion that having a devil around lets us see the difference between good and evil? SO WHAT??? What the hell is the big deal with us having to experience evil and suffering on a regular basis? Why is that viewed as beneficial? The only context in which it is beneficial is if we are viewed as high-level primates, surviving in a world which is hostile and indifferent to our existence. In such a place, being able to endure hardship has value.

But existing within a place overseen by an all-powerful, supposedly benevolent entity, there is no value in experiencing suffering. Exquisitely detailed knowledge of suffering's hazards and downfalls could easily be made available to us, and we'd full-well appreciate life. Hell, we could just as easily be capable of fully appreciating good things without having to know anything of suffering.

To say that happiness and love cannot be appreciated without knowing sadness and hatred is merely assigning duality where none needs to exist. It's simply a way of rationalizing the existence of evil, in the face of the idea of a deity with the power to end it without lifting a finger.


 

Andrew1990

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Most religions are just pyramid schemes to make money for the top dogs. For example, the Catholic Church. Billions of people follow an old guy who "talks" to god. Its more like he smokes the dope and passes out.


At least we no longer have Holy Wars. Those were the most pointless wars in history.
 

Red Squirrel

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I would say the devil can influence our thinking, and possibly cause stuff too.

In fact the whole way this world works is the work of the devil. We have to work to survive, life is hard and stressing for lot of people. All this = less time to think about God. The devil caused a human to sin for the first time in history.

I've also heard all sorts of demon presence stories, but THAT I don't know if I believe or not. Haunted house stories, etc... Oujay boards sound freaky too, I'd be interested to see if all these stories are true, given the chance to play with one though.