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Tiger Woods to take 'indefinite' leave from golf

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ChanHo78 said:
I think he was hopped up on painkillers and booze. Let something slip about one of his hoes to his wife. She starts beating the shit out of him. He runs to his car and she chases his ass with a golf club. Then his medicated ass hits the tree and hydrant. Being asian probably didn't help though...
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A reasonable imagining of what might have happened.
 
I wish I could take a leave of absence from work every time life got hard. Geeez, even when family memebers pass away, all us "normal" people have to be back to work within 3 business days to keep our jobs.
 
0roo0roo said:
oh poor him, worth a billion dollars, taking a break from hitting a ball around on grass with a stick for a bit. facing a little bit of cold shoulder from wifey after banging a dozen chicks...oh the trauma.

i mean seriously, his problems would be a gift to any of us, he just has to make up with his swedish model wife.
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Dont forget the diamonds, fast cars, nice homes, and the celebrity treatment everywhere he went. Now its anonymity and shame.

Poor Eldrik. :'(
 
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I hope he gets himself straightened out, but in the meantime I hope Golf goes Tits up so some other Sport takes all that wasted Air Time.
 
CRXican said:
You said:
"You think making a billion dollars exempts you from trauma in this world? Dream on."

I said, Yes, it does. None of this bullshit is trauma, he did it all himself.
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And I said/say "dream on." There's this song "Satisfied Mind." Suggest you listen to it... "so hard to find one rich man in ten with a satisfied mind." Just because he's the cause of his own problems doesn't mean they don't bother him. That only makes it worse.
 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/12/jamie-jungers-tiger-woods_n_390053.html

Jamie Jungers: Tiger Woods And I Had Sex The Night His Father Died

The News of the World reports that Tiger Woods allegedly slept with rumored mistress Jamie Jungers the night his father died. According to the article, Woods visited Earl Woods at a hospice hours before he passed away, but the golfer later returned home, where he had sex with Jungers. The 26-year-old says, "I was beside him wearing nothing but a pair of panties" when Woods received the news of his father's death.

Jungers also claims that Woods was "always tight with money." In addition to refusing her request for help when she needed money, she says he did not tip: "When we'd go out for dinner, he never left a tip or he'd ask for the meal to be complimentary because he was 'Tiger Woods'. I just thought that was cheap and it always embarrassed me."

Jungers appeared on the "Today" show and "Dateline NBC" yesterday, where she denied rumors that she has worked as an escort. She also revealed her true feelings for the golfer: "I was in love with him," she said on "Dateline." Her TV appearances followed a Sun interview in which she described the "wild" and "crazy" sex the two enjoyed.
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The hits just keep coming for poor Tiger 😉

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RadarOnline.com has exclusively obtained a police document that provides proof and details of the investigation and DCF's attempt to make an in-home visit to the Woods' residence just days ago.
The document - police dispatch notes - details that the investigation centers on possible domestic violence between Tiger and his wife taking place in front of their young children. Using police code, it also spells out that a unknown weapon may have been involved. A source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com that the weapon is a golf club.
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http://www.radaronline.com/exclusiv...rotection-agency-has-open-investigation-tiger
 
Muse said:
In today's paper it said ratings were down 50% during his absence in 2008 (July 2008 to February 2009) due to the operation on his knee. The whole golf world is taking a big hit here.
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PGA is a joke. If your whole "sport" revolves around one guy, you have problems.
 
i hear blacks don't tip. this is solid confirmation.

When we'd go out for dinner, he never left a tip or he'd ask for the meal to be complimentary because he was 'Tiger Woods'. I just thought that was cheap and it always embarrassed me."
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I wonder how many of the paid sponsor deals he has/had have morality clauses. Basically he has to give back the money if he does something like well, what he did.
 
So... If he likes dudes too as per the rumours, why hasn't any dude shown up? Fellow golfers maybe?

"Who's your daddy, Daly?"
"Phil Mickelson shure has a purty mouth."
 
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