Tiger Balm soothes your achey muscles and flatulent... flatulence...

[Born2bwire]

So I got some "Tiger Balm" for my legs still achey from Monday's hike. It seems like just an Asian version of Icy Hot. Petroleum jelly with camphor, menthol and other things to make it sufficiently smell like old people medicine. Still...

Tiger Balm:

Indications: Effective in reliving headaches, stuffy nose, inects bites, itchiness, muscular aches and pains, sprains and flatulence.

Directions: Apply TIGER BALM gently on the affected areas.


Ummmmm.... How's that work for flatulence then? Anyone want to volunteer? You can keep the bottle...

 

[SpunkyJones]

I hate the smell of that stuff, my wife use to try to use it on me for aches, but I couldn't stand the stench.

 

[ahenkel]

yea my witch doctor of a grandma has that and various other "herbal" remedies around all the time. She always insists coating myself in it will cure my ails.

 

[dennilfloss]

I love tiger balm. Problem is it stains clothes so I now use Vicks instead.

 

[lxskllr]

I love Tiger Balm. It's my goto sore muscle medication. I have no idea about the farting though :^D

 

[bignateyk]

I guess you are supposed to rub it all over your asshole. Just be sure noone is watching or they might take it as an invitation to the rape party.

 

[dennilfloss]

Wouldn't that burn like hell?

 

[SunSamurai]

Originally posted by: bignateyk
I guess you are supposed to rub it all over your asshole. Just be sure noone is watching or they might take it as an invitation to the rape party.

At least you wont be sore.

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Wouldn't that burn like hell?

It would take your mind off the farts :^P

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: SunSamurai

Originally posted by: bignateyk
I guess you are supposed to rub it all over your asshole. Just be sure noone is watching or they might take it as an invitation to the rape party.

At least you wont be sore.

Maybe that's how it stops flatulence. When the burning starts you naturally squeeze your asshole nice and tight.

 

[SunSamurai]

This thread has started to sink to a new level.

And it started with farting!

 

[dennilfloss]

Your avatar is fitting since apples are extraordinary fart-producing fruits (at least when mixed with All Bran).

 

[AMCRambler]

Makes you fart like only a tiger can.

 

[BrownShoes]

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: SunSamurai

Originally posted by: bignateyk
I guess you are supposed to rub it all over your asshole. Just be sure noone is watching or they might take it as an invitation to the rape party.

At least you wont be sore.

Maybe that's how it stops flatulence. When the burning starts you naturally squeeze your asshole nice and tight.

This just adds more value to Tiger Balm -
Can be used as anal lube.
They should advertise it like that.