Tiger Balm soothes your achey muscles and flatulent... flatulence...

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  1. Born2bwire

    Born2bwire Diamond Member

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    So I got some "Tiger Balm" for my legs still achey from Monday's hike. It seems like just an Asian version of Icy Hot. Petroleum jelly with camphor, menthol and other things to make it sufficiently smell like old people medicine. Still...

    Tiger Balm:

    Indications: Effective in reliving headaches, stuffy nose, inects bites, itchiness, muscular aches and pains, sprains and flatulence.

    Directions: Apply TIGER BALM gently on the affected areas.


    Ummmmm.... How's that work for flatulence then? Anyone want to volunteer? You can keep the bottle...
     
  2. SpunkyJones

    SpunkyJones Diamond Member

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    I hate the smell of that stuff, my wife use to try to use it on me for aches, but I couldn't stand the stench.
     
  3. ahenkel

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    yea my witch doctor of a grandma has that and various other "herbal" remedies around all the time. She always insists coating myself in it will cure my ails.
     
  4. dennilfloss

    dennilfloss Past Lifer<br>1957-2014<br>In Memoriam

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    I love tiger balm. Problem is it stains clothes so I now use Vicks instead.
     
  5. lxskllr

    lxskllr Lifer

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    I love Tiger Balm. It's my goto sore muscle medication. I have no idea about the farting though :^D
     
  6. bignateyk

    bignateyk Lifer

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    I guess you are supposed to rub it all over your asshole. Just be sure noone is watching or they might take it as an invitation to the rape party.
     
  7. dennilfloss

    dennilfloss Past Lifer<br>1957-2014<br>In Memoriam

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    Wouldn't that burn like hell?
     
  8. SunSamurai

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    At least you wont be sore.
     
  9. lxskllr

    lxskllr Lifer

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    It would take your mind off the farts :^P
     
  10. bignateyk

    bignateyk Lifer

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    Maybe that's how it stops flatulence. When the burning starts you naturally squeeze your asshole nice and tight.
     
  11. SunSamurai

    SunSamurai Diamond Member

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    This thread has started to sink to a new level.

    And it started with farting!
     
  12. dennilfloss

    dennilfloss Past Lifer<br>1957-2014<br>In Memoriam

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    Your avatar is fitting since apples are extraordinary fart-producing fruits (at least when mixed with All Bran).
     
  13. AMCRambler

    AMCRambler Diamond Member

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    Makes you fart like only a tiger can.
     
  14. BrownShoes

    BrownShoes Golden Member

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    This just adds more value to Tiger Balm -
    Can be used as anal lube.
    They should advertise it like that.