This thread is only for old men

[MagnusTheBrewer]

You're officially old when you wear a tee shirt to the grocery with Jim Morrison on the front and the girl at the checkout says
"Who's that?"
"Jim Morrison "
/blank stare
"You know, the Doors?"
/blank stare

I don't think I've worn it again. Excuse me while I go mutter to myself.

 

[highland145]

by numbers I am not old, but I think most people think I'm an old crotchety bastard

Well you do have the gold stash, right?

 

[eldorado99]

Well you do have the gold stash, right?

yes, now get away from my gold stash of gold:

 

[rudeguy]

You're officially old when you wear a tee shirt to the grocery with Jim Morrison on the front and the girl at the checkout says
"Who's that?"
"Jim Morrison "
/blank stare
"You know, the Doors?"
/blank stare

I don't think I've worn it again. Excuse me while I go mutter to myself.

Pics of checkout girl?

 

[highland145]

Pics of checkout girl?

 

[HendrixFan]

I'm 35. Is that old? Maybe its because lil rudeguy is almost 17, but I feel older and older every day. Kids annoy the piss out of me, there is no good music now, tv is shit and I don't want to have to deal with shit I don't have to.

Anyone old and proud? How did you know you were officially old?

I'm 33 but I've never been married and I have no kids. I've gone to LA and Denver this year for concerts, in addition to seeing shows around Texas. I love the music scene now. I don't smoke, rarely drink and work out five times a week. I feel young. It is all a state of mind.

 

[SlushySolid]

Pics of checkout girl?

You're all about pics of girls... Kinda like a teenage guy...

 

[eldorado99]

You're all about pics of girls... Kinda like a teenage guy...

Hi, You must be new here...

 

[rudeguy]

You're all about pics of girls... Kinda like a teenage guy...

I stopped maturing at 15. Makes life fun.

 

[lxskllr]

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What kind of url is that?! It looks like raw code for the .jpg. Is it a build your own picture? :^D

 

[EagleKeeper]

Became old when daughter started worrying about becoming a grandmother.

 

[highland145]

What kind of url is that?! It looks like raw code for the .jpg. Is it a build your own picture? :^D

Back boobed walmart pic that wouldn't take. Must be Anand's favorite or some such.

 

[boomerang]

You're not old until taking a good shit ranks higher than getting laid.

 

[SandEagle]

35 lol. close to 42....the answer to everything

 

[olds]

I'll be 55 Monday. Wait, what were we talking about?

 

[x-alki]

Fuck you and all you whiney little bastards.

 

[waggy]

35 old? pfft i just turned 40 2 days ago!

and you are only as old as you feel!

 

[x-alki]

dirt, I'm older than it

 

[Platypus]

pics?

 

[trmiv]

38 next Saturday. Where did the damn time go? Of course now I have a 7 month old daughter so it's going to start going even faster

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

36

 

[JulesMaximus]

Fuck, I was 35 when I joined here...

 

[Slew Foot]

I'm 33 but I've never been married and I have no kids. I've gone to LA and Denver this year for concerts, in addition to seeing shows around Texas. I love the music scene now. I don't smoke, rarely drink and work out five times a week. I feel young. It is all a state of mind.

Theres your answer. Im 35 as well, all of a sudden this year my back aches at times and my metabolism has gone to hell. F this.

 

[disappoint]

 

[OutHouse]

How did you know you were officially old?

when i started to sit on my sack, and the first time i trusted a fart. and the last one im starting to look a lot like my dad.