This thread is only for old men

[alkemyst]

To others. There is good music out there, you aren't going to find it always on Clear Channel Media.

Best way to find good stuff is to go out in a city and check out the popular band-bars/restaurants.

 

[alkemyst]

A few years ago I was talking to a young lady in a bar. I wasn't hitting on her, just maybe flirting a little, and she said "You're old enough to be my father." I knew her age, added it up and thought "Yeah, if I'd knocked up your mom when I was 14."

But it's a number of years later and if do the math now, then yes, I could easily be the father of most of the people I drink with in this college town. That's when I knew I was old.

Do you hang out at Beaver Creek, I knew a guy that lucky there?

Of course, he had a house there.

 

[NesuD]

Look if you haven't had your ass pumped full of air and a movie made inside it your not an old man yet. All the 50+ guys know what I am talking about. Don't any of you guys go waving M1 Garands around telling kids are to get off your lawn until your doc has made that movie.

 

[rudeguy]

Look if you haven't had your ass pumped full of air and a movie made inside it your not an old man yet. All the 50+ guys know what I am talking about. Don't any of you guys go waving M1 Garands around telling kids are to get off your lawn until your doc has made that movie.

well I mean...

Are you talking about at his office or his house?

 

[alkemyst]

well I mean...

Are you talking about at his office or his house?

trolling

 

[shortylickens]

No. There ain't enough money in the world for that.

Apparently there is, seeing as he gets 3 new women a year.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I had my first prostate exam today. Do I count as old?

 

[GasX]

40 is old - that's when you start waking up with injuries you didn't have when you went to bed...

 

[PricklyPete]

And the other 10% is what got you twins on the way.

It's gotten me this far.

 

[Scotteq]

Look if you haven't had your ass pumped full of air and a movie made inside it your not an old man yet. All the 50+ guys know what I am talking about. Don't any of you guys go waving M1 Garands around telling kids are to get off your lawn until your doc has made that movie.

The Cavern of Doom is the home of Ravendark, who has developed an abiding fear of the power of prescription laxatives...

 

[boomerang]

I had my first prostate exam today. Do I count as old?

It depends on how easily the finger slipped in.

 

[highland145]

40 is old - that's when you start waking up with injuries you didn't have when you went to bed...

:biggrin:

:hmm:




Shit.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Just wait 'til the waterworks start malfunctioning...

 

[alkemyst]

Just wait 'til the waterworks start malfunctioning...

or you sit on your own balls.

 

[BoomerD]

All you young whippersnappers get the hell out of here!


I'm 35. Is that old? Maybe its because lil rudeguy is almost 17, but I feel older and older every day. Kids annoy the piss out of me, there is no good music now, tv is shit and I don't want to have to deal with shit I don't have to.

Anyone old and proud? How did you know you were officially old?



YOU KID! GET OUT OF HERE! I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

Only 35?

Wait...What? I already posted this in this thread? :hmm: UNPOSSIBLE!

I really did? BoomerD goes to read thread.

I must be having one of those senior moments..

 

[KDOG]

35 ain't old. Cmon now. It depends on how you feel. I'm 41 and feel great I work out roughly twice a week and look like it. (Shameless plug) I hike, bike, camp etc all the time. Love it.

At this stage in life your at a crossroads - if you start taking better care of yourself you will feel better and be happier and "younger ". If not you'll go downhill fast and REALLY be old.