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Lifer
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Does that come with a side order of botulism?Today, I am officially a senior citizen. I should go to Denny's and get my senior discount.
Does that come with a side order of botulism?Today, I am officially a senior citizen. I should go to Denny's and get my senior discount.
Does that come with a side order of botulism?
In my years, I have become immune to botulism.AARP senior?
This thread is only for old men All you young whippersnappers get the hell out of here!
I'm 35. Is that old? Maybe its because lil rudeguy is almost 17, but I feel older and older every day. Kids annoy the piss out of me, there is no good music now, tv is shit and I don't want to have to deal with shit I don't have to.
Anyone old and proud? How did you know you were officially old?
YOU KID! GET OUT OF HERE! I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
I'm 33 and everything pisses me off...
but at least you are nice about it
Hahahah well sometimes when i'm in a "good mood"...and good mood for me is when I wake up and EVERYTHING goes as planned.
Like if I wake up and hit my toe on some furniture...or if I take a sip of coffee and I burn myself...or when I wanted to wear a specific pair of socks and can't find the second one...I can get moody quite quickly.
Thin skinned I am and it sometimes sucks.
He left the other one by the bed.wait
You wanted to wear a specific pair of socks? What makes one pair different from the next?
61? Holy hell man! Do you smell like an old person yet?
Anyone know what that smell actually is?
He left the other one by the bed.
LOL!
No the sock thing, when I wake up I open my drawer and choose the first pair I see. Most of the time I don't stuff my socks in pairs and everything is a mess in my drawer. So I always end up looking for the other sock.
So when I woke up on the wrong foot, instead of choosing another pair I keep searching for the other damn sock...until I get cranky.
Canada problem...
I'm still in my 20s and am just here to laugh at the old people while I can
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Laugh it up. Us old dudes have a lot more of what women really want.
Money.
You had a kid at 18? Wow.I'm 35. Is that old? Maybe its because lil rudeguy is almost 17
6'1" at 12? You'd better have a college basketball scholarship lined up.I'm 12
Is that you Roseanne?*scratches balls*
Yep, I was 37. The kid is now 12.You had a kid at 18? Wow.
Let's just say I'm older than you, and my kid is younger than yours.
40 in 3 months, kid is not even 2 yet.Yep, I was 37. The kid is now 12.
Just wait..."Is that your Granddad?"40 in 3 months, kid is not even 2 yet.![]()
Cat breeder?I'm 55 just like olds, and I'm looking for new talent for my basement!