A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The
police responded with another mailed photo of Handcuffs.
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't
getting many. Then he discovered the problem-a 10 year old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR
TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the
road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his
ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to
the Highway Patrolmen's Ball," He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't
have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he
realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on
his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car
for several minutes.