This little punk is going to be pissed

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tami

Lifer
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Originally posted by: minendo
Fvcking high school skating punks just lifted some lighter fluid from my front porch. Watched them do it through my front window. So as they went around the corner of the house to start a fire I snapped the little sh!t's skateboard in half since he left it in my front yard.

haha, owned

do they live there too??
 

BooGiMaN

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let us know what happens...heck take a pic of his reaction.....

then do a mastercard priceless photoshop
 

Koing

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Good job :)

Now lets hope they don't cause more sh!t as it is just a pain in the ass to deal with.

Koing
 

Trevelyan

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Wait wait, so they took your lighter fluid from your front porch and then just left their skateboard on your yard?

That sounds a little strange, I must just be picturing your house wrong or something. Seems a little harsh to break the skateboard though over a few punk kids.
 

TheNinja

Lifer
Jan 22, 2003
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Originally posted by: jdub1107
Just wondering, how did you snap a skateboard in half? They seem to be pretty sturdy.

He probably has testicles and not a vagina and was therefore able to break it using nothing but his own strength.
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: jdub1107
Just wondering, how did you snap a skateboard in half? They seem to be pretty sturdy.

He probably has testicles and not a vagina and was therefore able to break it using nothing but his own strength.

o_O Maddox?
 

MaverickBP

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Nov 18, 2004
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Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: jdub1107
Just wondering, how did you snap a skateboard in half? They seem to be pretty sturdy.

He probably has testicles and not a vagina and was therefore able to break it using nothing but his own strength.

:thumbsup:
 

minendo

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Aug 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: smc13
Why not just call the police and have them arrested?

Cops would have simply brought the little bastards home. Now this dumbfvck has to walk home carrying his broken board.
 

HN

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a skateboard with no rails (or cheap rails) on the underside can be broken in half pretty easily when it's placed on the floor on it's wheels with a good stomp right across the middle. try it next time someone steals your lighter fluid or puts a hole through your wall because they goofed on an "ollie."
 

MikeMike

Lifer
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shoulda just made it so that when the kid went to go riding again the wheels fell off and it also snapped in half.

make like a 3/4 of the way cut into the bottom of the board. and then when he steps onto it. crack.

MIKE
 

smc13

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Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: smc13
Why not just call the police and have them arrested?

Cops would have simply brought the little bastards home. Now this dumbfvck has to walk home carrying his broken board.


They were stealing lighter fluid to commit arson. The cops would have done much more then just walk them home. Also, calling the police wouldn't have prevented you from snapping the board.