This little punk is going to be pissed

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sharkeeper

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Why did you snap it? You should've sawed into it on the underside but not all the way through. This way it breaks when they are using it. Of course the parents would probably win 500M suing the board mfr so this may not be a good idea afterall!

Coating with a sticky substance such as casting resin works too!
 

thomsbrain

Lifer
Dec 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: sharkeeper
Why did you snap it? You should've sawed into it on the underside but not all the way through. This way it breaks when they are using it. Of course the parents would probably win 500M suing the board mfr so this may not be a good idea afterall!

Coating with a sticky substance such as casting resin works too!

he wouldn't know why it happened, though. better that he can directly see the results of his actions
 

Ryuson99

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Feb 9, 2004
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Originally posted by: sharkeeper
Why did you snap it? You should've sawed into it on the underside but not all the way through. This way it breaks when they are using it. Of course the parents would probably win 500M suing the board mfr so this may not be a good idea afterall!

Coating with a sticky substance such as casting resin works too!

Law suit would be dropped as they would be able to tell it was half way sawed off.
 

Shame

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Dec 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: J0hnny
but they know where you live... it could bring on more headaches.

Living in a small town I already know who these fvcktards are. Let them try and cause more headaches. Hell one of the skater punks is the son of one of my employees.

Fire the parent and make him a homeless skater... :evil:
 

Zero Plasma

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Jun 14, 2004
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You should have said,"Helooo, little sk8er boi want have some cheese?." And he's all like what,? ahh crap ruunnnnnnn. And your all like here.(with chedder in your hand. And he goes to eat it so you smack him on the head and say ;"You will respect my athoratii."(like cartman)Then brand him with the MARK OF THE FRUITROLLUPGENESIS BABYS!!! MuWhoHaMuWhoHa



Edit: P.S. thaT WOULD BE FREEKING GERbial cool:)
 

jdub1107

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Feb 9, 2003
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Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: jdub1107
Just wondering, how did you snap a skateboard in half? They seem to be pretty sturdy.
Put my foot through it.

Well, I'm impressed. I mean, you can't just hold it up and step right through it. I imagine you would have to elevate the board on something from both sides. Seems like a lot of trouble. I've never tried breaking one and haven't ridden one since I was young, and I remember jumping on it off the sidewalk and trying to do tricks and the board never broke. I'm just impressed that he broke the board so easily.
 

clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: jdub1107
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: jdub1107
Just wondering, how did you snap a skateboard in half? They seem to be pretty sturdy.
Put my foot through it.

Well, I'm impressed. I mean, you can't just hold it up and step right through it. I imagine you would have to elevate the board on something from both sides. Seems like a lot of trouble. I've never tried breaking one and haven't ridden one since I was young, and I remember jumping on it off the sidewalk and trying to do tricks and the board never broke. I'm just impressed that he broke the board so easily.

They're not that hard to break by stomping on them.
 

spidey07

No Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
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Originally posted by: jdub1107
Just wondering, how did you snap a skateboard in half? They seem to be pretty sturdy.

heck, I snapped hundreds just by riding them.

Just stomp relaly hard in the middle, it'll break like a matchstick.
 

bluewall21

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Feb 13, 2004
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Originally posted by: clamum
Originally posted by: jdub1107
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: jdub1107
Just wondering, how did you snap a skateboard in half? They seem to be pretty sturdy.
Put my foot through it.

Well, I'm impressed. I mean, you can't just hold it up and step right through it. I imagine you would have to elevate the board on something from both sides. Seems like a lot of trouble. I've never tried breaking one and haven't ridden one since I was young, and I remember jumping on it off the sidewalk and trying to do tricks and the board never broke. I'm just impressed that he broke the board so easily.

They're not that hard to break by stomping on them.

As a great philosipher once said, "With great force comes the capability to rupture a skateboard." Or something like that.
 

minendo

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Aug 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: Merlyn3D
Next time, even better, put the skateboard behind your car and back over it

Why bother wasting the gas when I can simply use my foot?
 

mobobuff

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Apr 5, 2004
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Originally posted by: CaBoOse999
Is there a reason why they decided to do this? Or did they just think they'd be cool doing it?

They probably wanted to start some neat punkz0r fires!! But didn't have the $2.99 to just buy a damn can of lighter fluid. Worthless punks.
 

Merlyn3D

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Sep 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: Merlyn3D
Next time, even better, put the skateboard behind your car and back over it

Why bother wasting the gas when I can simply use my foot?


True true, I'd just keep running over it though, over and over again.
 

Rock Hydra

Diamond Member
Dec 13, 2004
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Now, at midnight, you dress in black, sneak out and spray paint ATOT on their house.
 

MikeMike

Lifer
Feb 6, 2000
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Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: CaBoOse999
Is there a reason why they decided to do this? Or did they just think they'd be cool doing it?

They probably wanted to start some neat punkz0r fires!! But didn't have the $2.99 to just buy a damn can of lighter fluid. Worthless punks.

probably CANT buy it since they are underage.

MIKE
 

Biggerhammer

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Jan 16, 2003
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Mention to your employee that his delightful offspring is going to cost the employee his job, if anything happens to your house. More sure than renter's insurance.
 

MAME

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Sep 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: SampSon
I bet that skateboard cost about $120.
Suckers.

decks go for $50, $60 tops

that's all that would need to be replaced too