Sorry man, but the Constitutionalists scare me.
From their platform:
<< Under no circumstances should the federal government continue to subsidize activities which have the effect of encouraging perverted or promiscuous sexual conduct. >>
Niiiiiiiice. Nothing like anti-gay bigots to liven up my day. No offense if you aren't, but the fact that it's in their platform gives me worry.
<< We favor a moratorium on immigration to the United States >>
My girlfriend would not be here if this policy was implemented. Great, now they're anti-immigrant too.
<< We favor the abolition of the Office of Special Trade Representative, and insist on the withdrawal of the United States from the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT), the World Trade Organization (WTO), >>
Alright! They're anti-free trade too! This just gets better and better!
Hmmmmm, it sounds like a party of bigoted racist isolationists to me. Tons of fun for everyone...as long as they're not gay/perverted/foreign!