This is interesting, 110lb woman cannot be lifted off of the ground

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Chiropteran

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The real mystery: how is it that she is really hot in some of the pictures, and ugly in others?
 

Maxspeed996

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Originally posted by: Ulfhednar
Originally posted by: Chiropteran
The real mystery: how is it that she is really hot in some of the pictures, and ugly in others?
Jedi mind trick.

*you do not want to pick me up*
*you want to put your hands under my tits and feel around them....*
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: AZGamer
There is no way you could stop any half decent grappler from picking you up with a double leg.. so this is bull.

I was mediocre at best, but I'd be willing to wager my life on the fact I'd have no problem picking her up, or any other "martial arts master".

You can lift yourself off the ground without holding on to something else?

Because that's what you would need to do to lift her when she does her trick.

Again, folks, she prevents herself from being lifted by pushing UP on the forearms of the sucker trying to lift her. In doing so, the lifter must lift his own weight in addition to hers... an impossibility since no one can levitate.

This is a very simple trick, folks. Very easy to see from the pictures. She is ALWAYS lifting UP on the arms of the lifter/s.

Let me put it this way: If you try to lift her while she is trying to lift you, neither of you will be able to lift the other... unless you can levitate.
 

oddyager

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I guess people haven't read through all the posts yet. This was explained. It's not shens.
 

Golgatha

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Originally posted by: EKKC
if this were true, if she will herself to the ground in an elevator and it's about to go up, would the elevator not move? :confused:

She would slowly squish into a puddle of goop.
 

Golgatha

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Originally posted by: randay
SHES A WITCH!

Throw her in the water! If she floats, then she's a witch and we burn her at the stake. If she drowns, then we were wrong and she's not a witch.
 

Koing

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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: AZGamer
There is no way you could stop any half decent grappler from picking you up with a double leg.. so this is bull.

I was mediocre at best, but I'd be willing to wager my life on the fact I'd have no problem picking her up, or any other "martial arts master".

You can lift yourself off the ground without holding on to something else?

Because that's what you would need to do to lift her when she does her trick.

Again, folks, she prevents herself from being lifted by pushing UP on the forearms of the sucker trying to lift her. In doing so, the lifter must lift his own weight in addition to hers... an impossibility since no one can levitate.

This is a very simple trick, folks. Very easy to see from the pictures. She is ALWAYS lifting UP on the arms of the lifter/s.

Let me put it this way: If you try to lift her while she is trying to lift you, neither of you will be able to lift the other... unless you can levitate.

:thumbsup:

I'd pick her up with my arms around her waist or pick her up by her upper thighs. Use my legs to pick her up and not my dam arms!

Koing
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: Koing
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: AZGamer
There is no way you could stop any half decent grappler from picking you up with a double leg.. so this is bull.

I was mediocre at best, but I'd be willing to wager my life on the fact I'd have no problem picking her up, or any other "martial arts master".

You can lift yourself off the ground without holding on to something else?

Because that's what you would need to do to lift her when she does her trick.

Again, folks, she prevents herself from being lifted by pushing UP on the forearms of the sucker trying to lift her. In doing so, the lifter must lift his own weight in addition to hers... an impossibility since no one can levitate.

This is a very simple trick, folks. Very easy to see from the pictures. She is ALWAYS lifting UP on the arms of the lifter/s.

Let me put it this way: If you try to lift her while she is trying to lift you, neither of you will be able to lift the other... unless you can levitate.

:thumbsup:

I'd pick her up with my arms around her waist or pick her up by her upper thighs. Use my legs to pick her up and not my dam arms!

Koing

Still wont work. As long as she is pushing up on you, she cannot be lifted no matter what technique you use.

The trick is to tell her to keep hands off of you completely.

Again, I'm amazed so few people figure this out.