This Guy Bongs A Pint Of Jack Daniels

[Bumrush99]

Originally posted by: Dean
OK this is a TRUE story of my cousin. He passed away about 15 years ago from a heart attack at the age of 28. You will see why he died so young when you read on. His habits would shorten any life.

One night(about 20 years ago) he was on a bender and drank almost a 40 of Smirnoff. He was loaded drunk, but talked my brother into going to the liquor store for him to get another pint. My brother and his friend Newman went and got the pint for him. When they got back they dared him to down it. Barry did just that and was still sitting at our kitchen table, but soon passed after making growling noises.

Everyone went to bed. The next day we got up to find a pile of broken glass and blood on the kitchen floor. Barry was still sitting at the kitchen table, but passed out. We woke him to find out he was not bleeding from any where. To this day we still have not figured out where the blood came from unless he barfed it up. We think he attempted to eat some drinking glasses, cut his stomach to sh!t and barfed everything up.

My father got up and noticed there was a leak under out kitchen sink when he went to make his morning tea. When we inspected it, the lead pipes under the sink were chewed up. Teeth marks were embedded into the pipes.

Rick James had nothing on Barry!! :laugh:

Woah.. That is a crazy story.. Did he drink every day or was he a weekend binge drinker?

 

[rise]

Originally posted by: Dean
Rick James had nothing on Barry!! :laugh:

he probably had a bleeding ulcer from drinking like that. puking up blood ftl.

 

[uberman]

In my younger days I drank a 375 ml bootle of mezcal in a minute or was it 500 ml. I was getting on a bus at 11:00 PM for a 25 hour bus ride. All I wanted to do is sleep as much as possible for the long ride. I was OK.

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: Trevelyan

Originally posted by: Vegitto
What's so sad about drinking by yourself?

Do you seriously have to ask this question?

Do you also have a problem with people that eat alone? How about going to a movie alone?

Consuming alcohol is purely a social activity.

 

[Rebasxer]

11 shots, I can do that...with everclear.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Not a big deal. A pint is nothing, and JD isn't very strong.

 

[Colt45]

since when does 375ml = ~13oz = pint?

ive done that with rum before, and vodka. probably not the best idea.

 

[hiredgoons]

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Not a big deal. A pint is nothing, and JD isn't very strong.

QFT

JD ~ 8x beer (40% vs 5%), 8 pints = 128 oz ~ 10 12 oz beers. It's a lot to bong, but not that much alcohol.

 

[Dean]

Originally posted by: Bumrush99
Woah.. That is a crazy story.. Did he drink every day or was he a weekend binge drinker?

He drank all the time. He was in the Navy and that practically gave booze away to sailors. He would usually get drunk like that on the weekends.