This Guy Bongs A Pint Of Jack Daniels

[eits]

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[r6ashih]

he HAD to have puked that right away..

or at least within 10 minutes

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: r6ashih
he HAD to have puked that right away

i don't know how he didn't... that's retarded.

 

[Old Hippie]

That's the kinda stuff that gets young chowder-heads hurt.

 

[Kobota]

i've done that with vodka, easier on my stomach. Not so proud of those days

 

[Juno]

he's not going to pass bluto's test!

 

[slvrsol]

Could be just coke too... unlikely.. but a possibility.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: slvrsol
Could be just coke too... unlikely.. but a possibility.

i was thinking that, too, but i highly doubt it

 

[clamum]

:thumbsup:

 

[mercanucaribe]

Brain damage...

 

[RagingBITCH]

How many shots is a pint of Jack Daniels?

 

[Vegitto]

Why is there 'bong' in the thread title? I thought he was gonna take a hit form a bong filled with Jack Daniels, and then drink it..

Anyway, kudos to the kid for downing that bottle.

 

[meltdown75]

My buddy downed 1/2 a 40 oz of warm whiskey back in the crazy days.

He fell down shortly after and missed the hot coals from the fire by mere inches.

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

I like how he raises his arms in triumph over his momentous accomplishment; the epitome of aristoleian magnanimity. I salute you!

 

[Paratus]

My freshman year roommate did a fifth of jack in ~ 1 hour. He ended up in the hospital.

What was really funny was when he woke up he said and I quote:

"Where I am I?"
"I'm naked!"
"Did I get Lucky?"

Thats when he noticed the catheter ..........

He didn't drink again till he turned 21

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
Why is there 'bong' in the thread title? I thought he was gonna take a hit form a bong filled with Jack Daniels, and then drink it..

Anyway, kudos to the kid for downing that bottle.

you've got lots of unsheltered, non-christian learning to do.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Paratus
My freshman year roommate did a fifth of jack in ~ 1 hour. He ended up in the hospital.

What was really funny was when he woke up he said and I quote:

"Where I am I?"
"I'm naked!"
"Did I get Lucky?"

Thats when he noticed the catheter ..........

He didn't drink again till he turned 21

haha what a dumbass.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Vegitto
Why is there 'bong' in the thread title? I thought he was gonna take a hit form a bong filled with Jack Daniels, and then drink it..

Anyway, kudos to the kid for downing that bottle.

you've got lots of unsheltered, non-christian learning to do.

I'm not Christian, nor am I sheltered. This was just something that had to do with the English language. Whether you used the word 'bong' whilst it was unnecessary, or I just misunderstood the double meaning of the word doesn't matter.

Anyway, enough hard words for today .

 

[doze]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
Why is there 'bong' in the thread title? I thought he was gonna take a hit form a bong filled with Jack Daniels, and then drink it..

Anyway, kudos to the kid for downing that bottle.

beer bong

 

[Vegitto]

In other news, this cracked me up.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: doze

Originally posted by: Vegitto
Why is there 'bong' in the thread title? I thought he was gonna take a hit form a bong filled with Jack Daniels, and then drink it..

Anyway, kudos to the kid for downing that bottle.

beer bong

Bong filled with beer? Or just one of those funnel thingies?

 

[killface]

Originally posted by: r6ashih
he HAD to have puked that right away..
or at least within 10 minutes

If you don't vomit within a minute or two, chances are it will stay down. Sadly, I used to drink like this every night, alone. I'd buy a quart of Kessler, or other bottom-shelf whiskey, pour 1/2 into a cup and slam it down. I would drink the second half at a slightly more reasonable pace, but it was gone within an hour or two.

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
How many shots is a pint of Jack Daniels?

1 (jigger) shot is 1.5 oz's - so about 10.5
1 pony is 1 oz - so 16.

Many bars I've been to barely give out ponies, so it depends.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: killface

Originally posted by: r6ashih
he HAD to have puked that right away..
or at least within 10 minutes

If you don't vomit within a minute or two, chances are it will stay down. Sadly, I used to drink like this every night, alone. I'd buy a quart of Kessler, or other bottom-shelf whiskey, pour 1/2 into a cup and slam it down. I would drink the second half at a slightly more reasonable pace, but it was gone within an hour or two.

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
How many shots is a pint of Jack Daniels?

1 (jigger) shot is 1.5 oz's - so about 10.5
1 pony is 1 oz - so 16.

Many bars I've been to barely give out ponies, so it depends.

What's so sad about drinking by yourself?

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: killface

Originally posted by: r6ashih
he HAD to have puked that right away..
or at least within 10 minutes

If you don't vomit within a minute or two, chances are it will stay down. Sadly, I used to drink like this every night, alone. I'd buy a quart of Kessler, or other bottom-shelf whiskey, pour 1/2 into a cup and slam it down. I would drink the second half at a slightly more reasonable pace, but it was gone within an hour or two.

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
How many shots is a pint of Jack Daniels?

1 (jigger) shot is 1.5 oz's - so about 10.5
1 pony is 1 oz - so 16.

Many bars I've been to barely give out ponies, so it depends.

What's so sad about drinking by yourself?

everything

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: killface

Originally posted by: r6ashih
he HAD to have puked that right away..
or at least within 10 minutes

If you don't vomit within a minute or two, chances are it will stay down. Sadly, I used to drink like this every night, alone. I'd buy a quart of Kessler, or other bottom-shelf whiskey, pour 1/2 into a cup and slam it down. I would drink the second half at a slightly more reasonable pace, but it was gone within an hour or two.

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
How many shots is a pint of Jack Daniels?

1 (jigger) shot is 1.5 oz's - so about 10.5
1 pony is 1 oz - so 16.

Many bars I've been to barely give out ponies, so it depends.

What's so sad about drinking by yourself?

everything

How so?