This chart can't be realistic!

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I had a conversation last night with some girls at the club about size preferences. They are way off the charts with what they say are there "pre-requisites" for size. I told them they have no idea what they are talking about and they'd probably be unable to walk for days.

I assume these "girls" have popped out a few kids so its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

No...not at all. they were all single under 23.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I had a conversation last night with some girls at the club about size preferences. They are way off the charts with what they say are there "pre-requisites" for size. I told them they have no idea what they are talking about and they'd probably be unable to walk for days.

I assume these "girls" have popped out a few kids so its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

No...not at all. they were all single under 23.

That doesn't disqualify them from having popped out a few kids so it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I had a conversation last night with some girls at the club about size preferences. They are way off the charts with what they say are there "pre-requisites" for size. I told them they have no idea what they are talking about and they'd probably be unable to walk for days.

I assume these "girls" have popped out a few kids so its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

No...not at all. they were all single under 23.

That doesn't disqualify them from having popped out a few kids so it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

THEY DON"T HAVE KIDS! Am I talking to a wall here?

 

[waggy]

or it could be like when ATOT talks about wages. teh guys are telling them its 8 inches and 7 inches around. women don't check it so its good

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I had a conversation last night with some girls at the club about size preferences. They are way off the charts with what they say are there "pre-requisites" for size. I told them they have no idea what they are talking about and they'd probably be unable to walk for days.

I assume these "girls" have popped out a few kids so its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

No...not at all. they were all single under 23.

That doesn't disqualify them from having popped out a few kids so it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

THEY DON"T HAVE KIDS! Am I talking to a wall here?

Or maybe they just had adoptions, so it doesn't disqualify them from having popped out a few kid so it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

 

[jpeyton]

7x6 is ideal.

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I had a conversation last night with some girls at the club about size preferences. They are way off the charts with what they say are there "pre-requisites" for size. I told them they have no idea what they are talking about and they'd probably be unable to walk for days.

I assume these "girls" have popped out a few kids so its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

No...not at all. they were all single under 23.

That doesn't disqualify them from having popped out a few kids so it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

THEY DON"T HAVE KIDS! Am I talking to a wall here?

Like a wall that is part of a hallway with a hotdog being thrown down it?

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: jpeyton
7x6 is ideal.

square peg in a round hole

 

[oddyager]

Diagram

 

[Sumguy]

lol...the diagram looks like a penis

 

[jpeyton]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: jpeyton
7x6 is ideal.

square peg in a round hole

7 inches long, 6 inches around. And black.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: Marlin1975

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I had a conversation last night with some girls at the club about size preferences. They are way off the charts with what they say are there "pre-requisites" for size. I told them they have no idea what they are talking about and they'd probably be unable to walk for days.

I assume these "girls" have popped out a few kids so its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

No...not at all. they were all single under 23.

That doesn't disqualify them from having popped out a few kids so it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

THEY DON"T HAVE KIDS! Am I talking to a wall here?

Like a wall that is part of a hallway with a hotdog being thrown down it?

i give up. Yes they were total whores you could easily hide a motorcycle helmet in there vagina

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: jpeyton

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: jpeyton
7x6 is ideal.

square peg in a round hole

7 inches long, 6 inches around. And black.

hawt!~

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Marlin1975

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I had a conversation last night with some girls at the club about size preferences. They are way off the charts with what they say are there "pre-requisites" for size. I told them they have no idea what they are talking about and they'd probably be unable to walk for days.

I assume these "girls" have popped out a few kids so its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

No...not at all. they were all single under 23.

That doesn't disqualify them from having popped out a few kids so it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

THEY DON"T HAVE KIDS! Am I talking to a wall here?

Like a wall that is part of a hallway with a hotdog being thrown down it?

i give up. Yes they were total whores you could easily hide a motorcycle helmet in there vagina

So it'd be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway and hitting a motorcycle helmet in the middle of the hallway?

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Marlin1975

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I had a conversation last night with some girls at the club about size preferences. They are way off the charts with what they say are there "pre-requisites" for size. I told them they have no idea what they are talking about and they'd probably be unable to walk for days.

I assume these "girls" have popped out a few kids so its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

No...not at all. they were all single under 23.

That doesn't disqualify them from having popped out a few kids so it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

THEY DON"T HAVE KIDS! Am I talking to a wall here?

Like a wall that is part of a hallway with a hotdog being thrown down it?

i give up. Yes they were total whores you could easily hide a motorcycle helmet in there vagina

So it'd be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway and hitting a motorcycle helmet in the middle of the hallway?

while the enitre hallway is inside of an air plane hanger

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: jpeyton
7x6 is ideal.

6"??

How big is that? Reference?

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Marlin1975

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I had a conversation last night with some girls at the club about size preferences. They are way off the charts with what they say are there "pre-requisites" for size. I told them they have no idea what they are talking about and they'd probably be unable to walk for days.

I assume these "girls" have popped out a few kids so its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

No...not at all. they were all single under 23.

That doesn't disqualify them from having popped out a few kids so it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

THEY DON"T HAVE KIDS! Am I talking to a wall here?

Like a wall that is part of a hallway with a hotdog being thrown down it?

i give up. Yes they were total whores you could easily hide a motorcycle helmet in there vagina

So it'd be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway and hitting a motorcycle helmet in the middle of the hallway?

while the enitre hallway is inside of an air plane hanger

Thanks for clarifying! :thumbsup:

 

[mrkun]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
i give up. Yes they were total whores you could easily hide a motorcycle helmet in there vagina

There's that video floating around the internet of a guy sticking his entire head in a woman's vagina.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: Tizyler

Originally posted by: jpeyton
7x6 is ideal.

6"??

How big is that? Reference?

16.9 oz poland spring water bottle


<<< guesstimate

 

[vi edit]

Maybe that explains why they can't park for crap either.

 

[overst33r]

Originally posted by: mrkun

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
i give up. Yes they were total whores you could easily hide a motorcycle helmet in there vagina

There's that video floating around the internet of a guy sticking his entire head in a woman's vagina.

I don't think that's real.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: mariok2006

Originally posted by: mrkun

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
i give up. Yes they were total whores you could easily hide a motorcycle helmet in there vagina

There's that video floating around the internet of a guy sticking his entire head in a woman's vagina.

I don't think that's real.

Totally real.

 

[dwell]

This study has to be funded by penir enlargement spammers. If you read the FAQ on the site it pretty much states no woman wants a guy with anything less than a 8x6 1/2 tool.

 

[overst33r]

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: mariok2006

Originally posted by: mrkun

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
i give up. Yes they were total whores you could easily hide a motorcycle helmet in there vagina

There's that video floating around the internet of a guy sticking his entire head in a woman's vagina.

I don't think that's real.

Totally real.

omfg... juss.. how..wha.. omg, sick. I bet she wouldn't even notice the kid came out if she was giving birth.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I had a conversation last night with some girls at the club about size preferences. They are way off the charts with what they say are there "pre-requisites" for size. I told them they have no idea what they are talking about and they'd probably be unable to walk for days.

I assume these "girls" have popped out a few kids so its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

No...not at all. they were all single under 23.

That doesn't disqualify them from having popped out a few kids so it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

THEY DON"T HAVE KIDS! Am I talking to a wall here?

what about a wall? what are you talking about? we want to know if they had kids!


sigh i hit refresh and those post were not there. now my joke sucks. thank you IE heh