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Orsorum

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This is a chart from a penis enlargement website. I find it hilarious that it's been posted so many places, considering the source is so obvious.
 

KingGheedora

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Originally posted by: mrkun
Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Surprisingly there are some women out there that find a circumference of 7.5? to be enjoyable. In comparison, the beer bottle at my desk (don?t ask) has a circumference of about 7.5?.

I'm almost sure I've seen a chart practically identical to that, but the range of the most enjoyable was quite a bit lower that that. Sorry, but there just aren't so many dudes running around with 7-8" Johnsons that all women could have experienced them that large. Most porn stars aren't even that big.

Most porn stars aren't 7-8 inches? Maybe in Japan? :p

yeah that seems to be minimum or average for a pr0n star. not that i watch that.
 

TheVrolok

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I don't think many GUYS know how to measure circumference - 6.5 in circumference is nothing ridiculous. In fact, something like 5 in circumference is actually amusingly skinny. :p

lawlz
 

Orsorum

Lifer
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Originally posted by: TheVrolok
I don't think many GUYS know how to measure circumference - 6.5 in circumference is nothing ridiculous. In fact, something like 5 in circumference is actually amusingly skinny. :p

:confused:
 

TheVrolok

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: TheVrolok
I don't think many GUYS know how to measure circumference - 6.5 in circumference is nothing ridiculous. In fact, something like 5 in circumference is actually amusingly skinny. :p

:confused:

Was joking. Added the lawlz. Reminds me of those late night infomercials that have the hot chicks sitting around talking about how much they loved their bfs but they had to break up because their members were too small.
 

Cerpin Taxt

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Of course, the source of the chart calls it's accuracy into question. Obviously, they're trying to sell you on the fact that you have a less than ideal penis and must buy their products to enlarge it (funny, they don't sell "dick-shrinkers" for guys that are too big).

That being said, however, I do not consider myself "large," despite the fact that I fall into the "A" category on the chart. I do understand, according to relatively reliable academic sources, that I am "bigger than average," but if the source of this chart were purposefully skewing their results in order to better sell their products I guess I would've expected to fall in a category for which they would naturally recommend their proffered remedy.

Not to toot my own horn, as it were. :)
 

AbAbber2k

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Originally posted by: Cerpin Taxt
Of course, the source of the chart calls it's accuracy into question. Obviously, they're trying to sell you on the fact that you have a less than ideal penis and must buy their products to enlarge it (funny, they don't sell "dick-shrinkers" for guys that are too big).

That being said, however, I do not consider myself "large," despite the fact that I fall into the "A" category on the chart. I do understand, according to relatively reliable academic sources, that I am "bigger than average," but if the source of this chart were purposefully skewing their results in order to better sell their products I guess I would've expected to fall in a category for which they would naturally recommend their proffered remedy.

Not to toot my own horn, as it were. :)

Ya, there was a thread on here, where someone posted a link to the source website. It's like a gazillion pages about how 90% of men can't fully please their partner, so learn to deal with it... by buying our supplements and jelqing exercise books!!!!111eleven
 

miketheidiot

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Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
so don't feel so bad that women feel like they need to buy breast implants;)

at least there is something real that they can do about it.


I hate fake breasts btw, and actually prefer 'average' sized breasts, dd's do nothing for me.
 

Cerpin Taxt

Lifer
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Originally posted by: miketheidiot
Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
so don't feel so bad that women feel like they need to buy breast implants;)

at least there is something real that they can do about it.


I hate fake breasts btw, and actually prefer 'average' sized breasts, dd's do nothing for me.

QFTMFT. I'll take real B cups over fake D cups any day and twice on Sunday.