Thinking about doing an office sting.

middlehead · Mar 21, 2006

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: jbourne77
Getting an asshole to sh*t his liver FTW.

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what if that person was a hottest chick? :Q

With the liver gone, you've got more room to put it IHB :thumbsup:

J0hnny · Mar 21, 2006

GUYS GUYS, What if they're just cleaning out the fridge at normal intervals!!!

torpid · Mar 21, 2006

Originally posted by: J0hnny
GUYS GUYS, What if they're just cleaning out the fridge at normal intervals!!!

If it weren't for the cans of soda that have been in there for months, that might be it.

DaShen · Mar 21, 2006

Originally posted by: diegoalcatraz
Strong laxatives. I'm serious.

Just don't forget you did it yourself. Otherwise you are in for a long night.

J0hnny · Mar 21, 2006

See what happens if you didn't label it. What if someone just despises you?

CVSiN · Mar 21, 2006

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Oh, I got it... make some delicious chocolate cake with lots of chocolate ex-lax in it...! Leave it in the Frig with your name all over it that says Don't touch or eat.. and just wait it out. Then see who is visiting the restrooms frequently.

And let that be a lesson to them!

(kidding of course)

lies!! shes not kidding!

imported_Phil · Mar 21, 2006

Why is it you need refrigerated deodorant and moisturiser?

mrSHEiK124 · Mar 21, 2006

Originally posted by: jbourne77
Fsck it.

Ipecac + Laxatives + Hot Sauce

The person seizing in the hallway is your man.

ROF:laugh:MAO!!
QFT!

middlehead · Mar 21, 2006

Originally posted by: Phil
Why is it you need refrigerated deodorant and moisturiser?

Your lack of reading comprehension is astounding.

Sentinel · Mar 21, 2006

Make two lunches. Put one visible in the front that with some syrup of ipecac in it. Just make sure you don't eat that one.

blahblah99 · Mar 21, 2006

Urinate on it and leave it in the fridge.

BobDaMenkey · Mar 21, 2006

You realise of course if anything you do causes harm to the person stealing your stuff they can sue you right? Yes it's retarted, but the presidence has been set before, and the their fscking won.

eminemrh25 · Mar 21, 2006

Well, I sell an energy drink called Bomba, the blue one turns your mouth blue once you drink it..

If you want one, just PM me..

dabuddha · Mar 21, 2006

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
I think you should rig some sort of string and pulley system attached to the drink that would drop a cinder block on the person in front of the fridge.

Not a cinder block, an anvil

And of course it has to be made by Acme

Heisenberg · Mar 21, 2006

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
I think you should rig some sort of string and pulley system attached to the drink that would drop a cinder block on the person in front of the fridge.

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Not a cinder block, an anvil
And of course it has to be made by Acme

Nice touch.

JeffreyLebowski · Mar 21, 2006

Originally posted by: OdiN
Put cyanide into the drink.

Better yet, get a bowl of guacamole' to put the cyanide in.

cKGunslinger · Mar 21, 2006

Originally posted by: BobDaMenkey
You realise of course if anything you do causes harm to the person stealing your stuff they can sue you right? Yes it's retarted, but the presidence has been set before, and the their fscking won.

I'm not usually a grammar/speling nazi, but man, that post makes my eyes bleed.

LtPage1 · Mar 21, 2006

If it's a dark colored drink, go with as much food coloring as you can before it's obvious, plus really strong laxatives. Then make the rounds when it's stolen. =D

TitanDiddly · Mar 21, 2006

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: BobDaMenkey
You realise of course if anything you do causes harm to the person stealing your stuff they can sue you right? Yes it's retarted, but the presidence has been set before, and the their fscking won.

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I'm not usually a grammar/speling nazi, but man, that post makes my eyes bleed.

I concur.

cHeeZeFacTory · Mar 21, 2006

i hope you do something soon and report back what happens!

interkool · Mar 21, 2006

I would try shaking the can before putting it into the fridge. Then, once in a while, when no other co workers are looking go back and shake it again. Keep this up and eventually you will either catch the culprit in action or better yet, the culprit will take the bait just after you shook it and it will just explode on opening! heehee! Either way, you should find the person as well as get a great laugh when they get pwned!

DrPizza · Mar 21, 2006

Originally posted by: TitanDiddly
'Neutral Red' is sold in pet stores to give to pets, so you know where(if) they are peeing. It's supposed to be safe to ingest- but don't take my word for it. Check the bottle.

Edit: It will stain skin, and it comes out the same color- eg red pee. It'll make them think they're pissing blood.

Same suggestion for me.

Laxatives are a no-no. Under the worst case scenario - someone decides to press charges - you're on pretty shaky ground...

"And, why did you lace your drink with laxatives?"
"Because I wanted to find out who was drinking my beverages."
"Ahh, so you assumed someone else was going to drink it?"
"Yes, that's correct."
"So, you're admitting to intentionally tampering with a product that you knew someone else was going to consume."

= felony (IIRC)

GoingUp · Mar 21, 2006

I think you can be arrested for drugging someone if you give them a laxitive. I wouldnt try it.

PingSpike · Mar 21, 2006

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Oh, I got it... make some delicious chocolate cake with lots of chocolate ex-lax in it...! Leave it in the Frig with your name all over it that says Don't touch or eat.. and just wait it out. Then see who is visiting the restrooms frequently.

And let that be a lesson to them!

(kidding of course)

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lies!! shes not kidding!

Sounds like some one fell for the old "uncontrollable defecating cake" trick.

K1052 · Mar 21, 2006

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: TitanDiddly
'Neutral Red' is sold in pet stores to give to pets, so you know where(if) they are peeing. It's supposed to be safe to ingest- but don't take my word for it. Check the bottle.

Edit: It will stain skin, and it comes out the same color- eg red pee. It'll make them think they're pissing blood.

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Same suggestion for me.

Laxatives are a no-no. Under the worst case scenario - someone decides to press charges - you're on pretty shaky ground...

"And, why did you lace your drink with laxatives?"
"Because I wanted to find out who was drinking my beverages."
"Ahh, so you assumed someone else was going to drink it?"
"Yes, that's correct."
"So, you're admitting to intentionally tampering with a product that you knew someone else was going to consume."

= felony (IIRC)

"My bowel movements have been slow."

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