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Originally posted by: J0hnny
GUYS GUYS, What if they're just cleaning out the fridge at normal intervals!!!
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If it weren't for the cans of soda that have been in there for months, that might be it.
 
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Oh, I got it... make some delicious chocolate cake with lots of chocolate ex-lax in it...! Leave it in the Frig with your name all over it that says Don't touch or eat.. and just wait it out. Then see who is visiting the restrooms frequently.

And let that be a lesson to them!

(kidding of course)

😉
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lies!! shes not kidding!
 
Make two lunches. Put one visible in the front that with some syrup of ipecac in it. Just make sure you don't eat that one.
 
You realise of course if anything you do causes harm to the person stealing your stuff they can sue you right? Yes it's retarted, but the presidence has been set before, and the their fscking won.
 
Well, I sell an energy drink called Bomba, the blue one turns your mouth blue once you drink it..

If you want one, just PM me..
 
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
I think you should rig some sort of string and pulley system attached to the drink that would drop a cinder block on the person in front of the fridge.
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Not a cinder block, an anvil 😀
And of course it has to be made by Acme 😀
 
Originally posted by: dabuddha
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
I think you should rig some sort of string and pulley system attached to the drink that would drop a cinder block on the person in front of the fridge.
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Not a cinder block, an anvil 😀
And of course it has to be made by Acme 😀
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Nice touch. 😀
 
Originally posted by: BobDaMenkey
You realise of course if anything you do causes harm to the person stealing your stuff they can sue you right? Yes it's retarted, but the presidence has been set before, and the their fscking won.
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I'm not usually a grammar/speling nazi, but man, that post makes my eyes bleed.
 
If it's a dark colored drink, go with as much food coloring as you can before it's obvious, plus really strong laxatives. Then make the rounds when it's stolen. =D
 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: BobDaMenkey
You realise of course if anything you do causes harm to the person stealing your stuff they can sue you right? Yes it's retarted, but the presidence has been set before, and the their fscking won.
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I'm not usually a grammar/speling nazi, but man, that post makes my eyes bleed.
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I concur.
 
I would try shaking the can before putting it into the fridge. Then, once in a while, when no other co workers are looking go back and shake it again. Keep this up and eventually you will either catch the culprit in action or better yet, the culprit will take the bait just after you shook it and it will just explode on opening! heehee! Either way, you should find the person as well as get a great laugh when they get pwned!
 
Originally posted by: TitanDiddly
'Neutral Red' is sold in pet stores to give to pets, so you know where(if) they are peeing. It's supposed to be safe to ingest- but don't take my word for it. Check the bottle.

Edit: It will stain skin, and it comes out the same color- eg red pee. It'll make them think they're pissing blood.
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Same suggestion for me.

Laxatives are a no-no. Under the worst case scenario - someone decides to press charges - you're on pretty shaky ground...

"And, why did you lace your drink with laxatives?"
"Because I wanted to find out who was drinking my beverages."
"Ahh, so you assumed someone else was going to drink it?"
"Yes, that's correct."
"So, you're admitting to intentionally tampering with a product that you knew someone else was going to consume."

= felony (IIRC)

 
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Oh, I got it... make some delicious chocolate cake with lots of chocolate ex-lax in it...! Leave it in the Frig with your name all over it that says Don't touch or eat.. and just wait it out. Then see who is visiting the restrooms frequently.

And let that be a lesson to them!

(kidding of course)

😉
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lies!! shes not kidding!
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Sounds like some one fell for the old "uncontrollable defecating cake" trick.
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: TitanDiddly
'Neutral Red' is sold in pet stores to give to pets, so you know where(if) they are peeing. It's supposed to be safe to ingest- but don't take my word for it. Check the bottle.

Edit: It will stain skin, and it comes out the same color- eg red pee. It'll make them think they're pissing blood.
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Same suggestion for me.

Laxatives are a no-no. Under the worst case scenario - someone decides to press charges - you're on pretty shaky ground...

"And, why did you lace your drink with laxatives?"
"Because I wanted to find out who was drinking my beverages."
"Ahh, so you assumed someone else was going to drink it?"
"Yes, that's correct."
"So, you're admitting to intentionally tampering with a product that you knew someone else was going to consume."

= felony (IIRC)
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"My bowel movements have been slow."

 
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