think your employee discounts are good ?

[rh71]

link

 

[MetalMat]

I get free blowjobs on my lunch break from hot females.

 

[zerocool1]

interesting. I was looking through Morgan Stanley's/ Discover's employee discount site, its pretty good.

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
I get free blowjobs on my lunch break from hot females.

Pull this leg and it plays "Jingle Bells"

 

[miketheidiot]

i get unlimited free golf. I can use whatever golf balls i find during work (usually 3-4 a day). Free carts. etc.

 

[BlueWeasel]

Wow, Walmart is really over doing it! :roll:

 

[miketheidiot]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
I get free blowjobs on my lunch break from hot females.

obligatory shens

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
I get free blowjobs on my lunch break from hot females.

Pics of said females or permaban

 

[Otaking]

I get 0 discounts/benefits from work. Need new job now!

 

[jEct2]

I worked at Comcast as a CSR during college.

I was able to enjoy all of the below:
Free PREMIUM digital cable service: All channels & premium channels (HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, etc...)
Free High speed internet
Free Local & Long distance phone service/

Absolutely amazing. That's about $200 a month right there.

[edit]
They also send a mini family outing annually. I was given four six flags ticket for all my family.

I can't wait til I get a real job after college though... I want real perks!

 

[So]

Power company employess pay full price for power.

 

[sygyzy]

Google has the best perk IMO. Their lunch menus are amazing.

 

[robothouse77]

i get 4 weeks of vacation right out of college

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
I get free blowjobs on my lunch break from hot females.

You must work in a family owned and operated business.

 

[SMOGZINN]

Originally posted by: jEct2
I worked at Comcast as a CSR during college.

I was able to enjoy all of the below:
Free PREMIUM digital cable service: All channels & premium channels (HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, etc...)
Free High speed internet
Free Local & Long distance phone service/

Absolutely amazing. That's about $200 a month right there.

[edit]
They also send a mini family outing annually. I was given four six flags ticket for all my family.

I can't wait til I get a real job after college though... I want real perks!

Dude, those are real perks, and nice ones. In the professional world companys don't give much of anything anymore unless you are an executive (or sometimes salesforce)
I have worked for 3 of the worlds larges companys in my life, and have never gotten any perks worth mentioning, unless you count a pink slip when Enron went kaput.

 

[trmiv]

I don't get a damn thing.

 

[CMC79]

Notice that it says Anheuser-Busch "adult employees." As opposed to the massive child labor force they employ?

 

[sisi20]

Originally posted by: jEct2
I worked at Comcast as a CSR during college.

I was able to enjoy all of the below:
Free PREMIUM digital cable service: All channels & premium channels (HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, etc...)
Free High speed internet
Free Local & Long distance phone service/

Absolutely amazing. That's about $200 a month right there.

[edit]
They also send a mini family outing annually. I was given four six flags ticket for all my family.

I can't wait til I get a real job after college though... I want real perks!

Isnt better to get that 200 USD and buy what you desire?

 

[DainBramaged]

I get to stay at the hotel I work at for $30 instead of $48. :roll:

 

[Otaking]

Originally posted by: sisi20

Originally posted by: jEct2
I worked at Comcast as a CSR during college.

I was able to enjoy all of the below:
Free PREMIUM digital cable service: All channels & premium channels (HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, etc...)
Free High speed internet
Free Local & Long distance phone service/

Absolutely amazing. That's about $200 a month right there.

[edit]
They also send a mini family outing annually. I was given four six flags ticket for all my family.

I can't wait til I get a real job after college though... I want real perks!

Isnt better to get that 200 USD and buy what you desire?

There's a difference in a company giving a raise/bonus, and a company giving perks...

 

[sygyzy]

Originally posted by: CMC79
Notice that it says Anheuser-Busch "adult employees." As opposed to the massive child labor force they employ?

As opposed to workers under 21.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: CMC79
Notice that it says Anheuser-Busch "adult employees." As opposed to the massive child labor force they employ?

Yeah. They get more booze so they don't notice missing co-workers or complain to OSHA.

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: CMC79
Notice that it says Anheuser-Busch "adult employees." As opposed to the massive child labor force they employ?

16/17 to get a job...you have to be 21 to drink. I hope you can subtract?

 

[imported_Mike]

I work retail, I like my employee discounts/accomodations quite a bit better. Though, a FREE lunch every day would be nice. That is, unless its old school cafeteria style.

 

[Pciber]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Wow, Walmart is really over doing it! :roll:

no kidding. 10% off select merchandise! w00t!


My Emp D at Circuit City can be decent. I get merchandise at what they claim is cost. On computers, it is like.. 2%. on big screen TVs, it is around 50%. Accessories are huge, though.. for example, the 6" USB cables we sell for $27.99 (eww) I get on discount for $2.