Things you learned from video games

[UnatcoAgent]

Mushrooms = LIFE

 

[illusion88]

no matter how fast you are going when you crashed your car, the driver is always ok.

 

[Coolone]

I learned that if you empty a clip into a guys foot, he'll be dead afterwards

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: illusion88
Areosmith can only be saved by uzi's that shoot exolodig, burning disks from the bottom. At times the uzi can be chaged into a machine gun.

the uber-small rural town i went to college at had this at the movie theater.
better than anything else in the building.

 

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[CTrain]

That I wasted too much of my life playing Diablo II way back then.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: SammySon
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this here is the key to life!

 

[SithSolo1]

Guns kill, head shots kill faster.
Regardless of what you are carrying, you will run fast with a knife out.
There are three thing that can happen when you die: sometimes you come back to life instantly, sometimes you have to wait 6 secs-4 mins, and sometimes thats it; game over.
Water nullifies the affects of gravity.
Guns come from the sky.
Three words strike fear in the hearts of men: FF is on.
Satan's weapon of choice is a flash bang.
Hackers and cheaters are more hated than murderers and rapist.
"Need backup!" is universal code talk for "Everyone stay back while I get shot the fvsk up, then go hide!"

 

[azncoffeeboi]

SAT words

 

[illusion88]

No matter how advanced an alien war machine is, it will always have a weak spot that flashes lights to attract your attention

 

[DanTMWTMP]

apparently, you have the power to look into the future as to how many ways you can either kill a person, or how many ways you can die and what you can do to avoid it...and when you finally get it right, that event suddenly becomes the present....

such as having so many lives and saves...woooo

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: CTrain
That I wasted too much of my life playing Diablo II way back then.

I did that at work. I could get a char to level 32 in 4 hrs to try to get that uber imbued weapon. some days i've leveled 2 chars to level 32

 

[illusion88]

There is always one objective and a clear well defined path to complete it.

 

[darkeneddays]

People are cool with you just walking into their house and taking items from their chests, cabnets , drawers etc.

 

[Schadenfreude]

One thing I learned form videogames: Japanese people are weird.

 

[dighn]

rifles have farther range than smgs!

 

[Yossarian]

It is ok to loot random peoples' houses for money and useful items.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
It is ok to loot random peoples' houses for money and useful items.

and hookers replenish your health

 

[CTrain]

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: CTrain
That I wasted too much of my life playing Diablo II way back then.

I did that at work. I could get a char to level 32 in 4 hrs to try to get that uber imbued weapon. some days i've leveled 2 chars to level 32

If you wanted to know how much time I wasted on Diablo II.
I had a Paladin level 91, 90 and 89
Had a Barbarian at 89
An Amazon at 87
and a Sorcerer at 88

Yeah thats alot of wasted time.
Not to mention the countless of time wasted playing the Hardcore version.

 

[geno]

You can carry 10 guns on you, BFG, Rocket Launcher, Chaingun, etc... and still run at 40 mph

 

[MrAwesome]

After a massive killing spree, the bodies will usually just disappear into thin air. Therefore, you don't ever need to worry about how to dispose of the corpse.

 

[So]

No matter how many times you talk to a person, unless they are have an exclamation point floating over their head, they will say the exact same thing.

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: PatboyX
if its not bolted down, take it.
and my pants can hold ANYTHING.

I was just playing Deus Ex... and that summerizes that game SOO well

Another: Healing is not a problem and happens almost instantly when you have the resources to do so.

 

[andylawcc]

only the thing a "rocket-jump" will raise is your life insurance payment.

 

[hdeck]

most of the people in this thread play too much CS