Things you learned from video games

[illusion88]

If you jump from an incredible height you will die. But if you will be ok if you land in water.

 

[MacBaine]

even 2 inches of water, awesome

 

[UnatcoAgent]

You always know how many bullets are left in your clip.

 

[Viper0329]

No matter how big a mistake, you always have one extra life.

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Originally posted by: Viper0329
No matter how big a mistake, you always have one extra life.

I don't know what kind of panzy games you play.

edit - mario world is that way

 

[PHiuR]

you can shoot run faster with a knife in your hand.

 

[shiner]

You can get across a pond by jumping/walking on alligator heads.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

yelling
"Go, Go, GO!" does not motivate people to go.

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Originally posted by: Chraticn
yelling
"Go, Go, GO!" does not motivate people to go.

yea but "SH!T FLASHBANG" will

 

[Zim Hosein]

That art imitates life

 

[illusion88]

Unless the wall or crate makes a special noise when you hit it, not even a neculear bomb will chip the paint.

 

[Legendary]

Everything I do is, or should be, for Aiur!

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: Legendary
Everything I do is, or should be, for Aiur!

And we still don't know what "En Taro Adun" means.

"My life for aiur."

What a great game.

 

[illusion88]

if a hedgehog is injured, golden rings will burst forth from the wound.

 

[PatboyX]

if its not bolted down, take it.
and my pants can hold ANYTHING.

(i mostly played adventure games)

 

That sometimes life has alternate endings.

 

[beyonddc]

headshot

 

[MrAwesome]

Girls named Valerie don't like it if you play too rough or are too anxious.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: beyonddc
headshot

AHCKER!!!!!!!
LIEK WTF IMPOSSIBLE SHOT LIEK WTF.

 

[TommyVercetti]

You can have enough ammo and missiles to bring death upon every single creature in the game, yet you can't blow up a small hole in the wall.

If you change clothes, cops won't recognize you. Same with getting your car recolored.

 

[illusion88]

Areosmith can only be saved by uzi's that shoot exolodig, burning disks from the bottom. At times the uzi can be chaged into a machine gun.

 

[So]

That if I ever find myself imprisoned in a castle, I can break out, steal a weapon, kill everyone in the castle and evenually gun down the robotic armored dual machuine gun toting Adolf Hitler.

 

[Mermaidman]

If I want, I can carry 10 big weapons simultaneously, including a nuclear missle.

 

[illusion88]

three people always see carmen sandegio or her henchmen. They also overhear vague clues about where they are going next.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: illusion88
three people always see carmen sandegio or her henchmen. They also overhear vague clues about where they are going next.

Every single person you must capture as a detective can have one of 5 hairstyles, and must only be wearing one accessory.