Things people deny doing

[StinkyPinky]

Yeah, most people are just full of it. Here's some more

1 - Shoving fruit up your ass to see if you can shit it back out

2 - Spending half the day building up noxious gas in your colon and then releasing it in front of your wife and her guests and blaming your infant son

3 - Resting your balls on your partners sleeping head

4 - Drilling a hole in a watermelon and going to town on it

5 - Serving up used watermelon to your wifes guests

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
Yeah, most people are just full of it. Here's some more

1 - Shoving fruit up your ass to see if you can orgasm

2 - Spending half the day building up noxious gas in your colon and then releasing it on your wife and her guests and blaming your infant son

3 - Resting your dogs balls on your partners sleeping head

4 - Drilling a hole in a watermelon and going to town on it

5 - Serving up used watermelon to your wifes mother

fixed?

 

[Sea Moose]

When you do a "wet" fart and poop a little

 

[GiggleGirl]

ive heard of girls denying that they ever masturbate or fart or watch porn. unlikely

i told someone once that i drink water from the shower (whilst showering) and they thought that was weird? i dunno, i got thirsty

listen to country music-- eek

lol my boyfriend always wants me to smell his rank armpits... i always end up doing it. but he enjoys the scent i think. ive seen some ppl continually sniff their armpits like it was an apple pie.

oh and i know A TON of guys who dutch oven themselves because they cant get enough of their own farts.

someone mentioned biting fingernails and chewing them... when i was a kid, after a shower i used to bite my toenails. lmao... still that flexible but would never freaking bite my toenails again.

lol one last thing, i once had a conversation with my siblings and some friends and pretty much everyone was unable to deny that they look at the toilet paper after they wipe... haha!

 

[GiggleGirl]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose
When you do a "wet" fart and poop a little

lol a poop-fart!!! aka shart. lulz

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: GiggleGirl
ive heard of girls denying that they ever masturbate or fart or watch porn. unlikely

i told someone once that i drink water from the shower (whilst showering) and they thought that was weird? i dunno, i got thirsty <-- Warm water... warm beer? Are you English?

listen to country music-- eek <--- You need help NOW

lol my boyfriend always wants me to smell his rank armpits... i always end up doing it. but he enjoys the scent i think. ive seen some ppl continually sniff their armpits like it was an apple pie. <-- gross

oh and i know A TON of guys who dutch oven themselves because they cant get enough of their own farts. <-- My farts smell great, especially in confined spaces muhuauhaaa

someone mentioned biting fingernails and chewing them... one i was a kid, after a shower i used to bite my toenails. lmao... still that flexible but would never freaking bite my toenails again. <-- I have an ingrown nail you can have a nibble on, you gotta be quick tho, i am getting it cut out in a couple of hours.

lol one last thing, i once had a conversation with my siblings and some friends and pretty much everyone was unable to deny that they look at the toilet paper after they wipe... haha!<--- everyone does, your checking your poop for blood

 

[OCNewbie]

Listening to, and liking Nickelback

 

[GiggleGirl]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose

Originally posted by: GiggleGirl
ive heard of girls denying that they ever masturbate or fart or watch porn. unlikely

i told someone once that i drink water from the shower (whilst showering) and they thought that was weird? i dunno, i got thirsty <-- Warm water... warm beer? Are you English?

listen to country music-- eek <--- You need help NOW

lol my boyfriend always wants me to smell his rank armpits... i always end up doing it. but he enjoys the scent i think. ive seen some ppl continually sniff their armpits like it was an apple pie. <-- gross

oh and i know A TON of guys who dutch oven themselves because they cant get enough of their own farts. <-- My farts smell great, especially in confined spaces muhuauhaaa

someone mentioned biting fingernails and chewing them... one i was a kid, after a shower i used to bite my toenails. lmao... still that flexible but would never freaking bite my toenails again. <-- I have an ingrown nail you can have a nibble on, you gotta be quick tho, i am getting it cut out in a couple of hours.

lol one last thing, i once had a conversation with my siblings and some friends and pretty much everyone was unable to deny that they look at the toilet paper after they wipe... haha!<--- everyone does, your checking your poop for blood

hahaha! love the replies. i am actually part english... LOL my nail biting days are through! minus my own fingernails of course.

 

[GiggleGirl]

Originally posted by: OCNewbie
Listening to, and liking Nickelback

haha... do you? or are you saying that "others" do? OH NOEZ mainstream!

 

[OCNewbie]

On a few occasions I have yelled as loud as I could while driving alone in my car on the interstate. It felt good. Made me laugh at myself too. I do that often =)

 

[BigFatCow]

smelling your own jizz

 

[GiggleGirl]

Originally posted by: OCNewbie
On a few occasions I have yelled as loud as I could while driving alone in my car on the interstate. It felt good. Made me laugh at myself too. I do that often =)

screaming/yelling contests!!! lol me, you, and Riley. lmao FUN

 

[Lean L]

Originally posted by: BigFatCow
smelling your own jizz

but only for quality control purposes.

 

[Sea Moose]

sniffing your gfs panties?

 

[imported_Imp]

Done all of OPs list except the 'liking it' part of saliva licking.

I smell a lot of other things too.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: BigFatCow
smelling your own jizz

was gonna post this

 

[z0mb13]

Also I love to pop/pinch acne..
when I get a big solid one out I feel like AaaaaaaaaaHhhhHhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Appledrop]

edit on second thoughts, i deny doing that

 

[shortylickens]

I dont pick my nose. I do blow it regularily enough that I know whats up there.
I do masturbate. Frequently. I'll even take pics and vids to prove it.
I have no idea why anyone would smell their saliva, much less like it. I think you made that one up.
I do scratch everything, but I never smell my finger afterwards. I wash my ass once a day so I know I dont stink. If I did stink, my unkind friends would let me know immediately.
I hate shopping at Walmart but occasionally I am left with no choice. I will admit it when I do it.
I do not wipe boogers anywhere except a tissue.
Have no idea where you got the notion we scream in our cars.

I think this whole list is stuff you do and lie about. And you assume it must be the same for everyone else.

 

[Regs]

I'm so happy I'm not the only one who scratches and sniffs. Anything that comes off my body, I want to know about damnit.

 

[Regs]

I use my toe nail clippings to floss my teeth....

beat that fawkers.

 

[lifeobry]

Liking popular music. I see that folder filled with Linkin Park MP3's, don't try to hide it.

 

[dudeman007]

SMELL YOUR OWN FARTS

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and enjoy it

return 0;

 

[l0cke]

Pushing all buttons in a elevator right before you get out.

 

[Synomenon]

Mutual masturbation with a friend (of the same sex).