Things people deny doing

[waggy]

I have to admit i have done most on t hat list. except for smell my saliva WTF? thats just odd

also now i have a nice desk. I don't want to wipe my boogers on it.

 

[roguerower]

Originally posted by: nerp
Let's make a list.

Nose picking
Masturbating
Smelling your saliva and liking it
Scratching your butt and then smelling your finger
shopping at walmart
wiping boogers under desks
driving with the windows up and screaming as loud as possible just to hear how far and loud your voice can go

any others?

Guilty as charged. The others ones people have listed are true too.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

 

[Saint Nick]

w@nking it at work

 

[AstroManLuca]

I don't like the way my saliva smells. I don't ever try to smell it.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: NightDarker
w@nking it at work

I really haven't done that one. Now, maybe I've been tempted on occasion...

 

[Dumac]

Most of those make sense, except the saliva thing. People like how saliva smells? I hate it.

 

[Candymancan21]

I'v never tried to smell my saliva before, nore yelled out my car window. The others are true tho

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
Masturbating is easily the number one answer.

 

[JujuFish]

I've never even heard of people trying to smell their saliva.

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: JujuFish
I've never even heard of people trying to smell their saliva.

 

[RaistlinZ]

Originally posted by: nerp
Let's make a list.

Nose picking
Masturbating
Smelling your saliva and liking it WTF??
Scratching your butt and then smelling your finger WTF???
shopping at walmart
wiping boogers under desks
driving with the windows up and screaming as loud as possible just to hear how far and loud your voice can go

any others?

Why the hell would you smell your finger after wiping your butt? Are you a chimp?

 

[MotionMan]

Lie in legal documents (declarations, affidavits, loan applications), in depositions and at trials.

One day we will have lie detectors like they had in Star Trek and all us lawyers will be out of jobs

MotionMan

 

[Rockinacoustic]

Washing hands after a leak.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ

Originally posted by: nerp
Let's make a list.

Nose picking
Masturbating
Smelling your saliva and liking it WTF??
Scratching your butt and then smelling your finger WTF???
shopping at walmart
wiping boogers under desks
driving with the windows up and screaming as loud as possible just to hear how far and loud your voice can go

any others?

Why the hell would you smell your finger after wiping your butt? Are you a chimp?

To see if its clean.

 

[Exterous]

double dipping
Doing something really raunchy in bed
mis-use of work time

 

[Pacfanweb]

Smelling your saliva? Never done that. The rest, yeah.

 

[KeithTalent]

I can honestly say I only do 1, maybe 2 of the things on your list. You're an odd fellow.

KT

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: nerp
Smelling your saliva and liking it
shopping at walmart
wiping boogers under desks
driving with the windows up and screaming as loud as possible just to hear how far and loud your voice can go

I don't do any of those four, but I bolded the true "what the fuck is wrong with you and why in God's name do you think that anyone else does these things" ones.

 

[Saint Nick]

looking at pr0n at work on UR mobile fone

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: MotionMan
Lie in legal documents (declarations, affidavits, loan applications), in depositions and at trials.

One day we will have lie detectors like they had in Star Trek and all us lawyers will be out of jobs

MotionMan

Lawyers don't lie. They creatively interpret the truth.

 

[OCGuy]

Shitting in the urinal when you are really drunk
Smacking your dick against a large padded object and screaming "I OWN THIS TOWN!"
Squeezing fresh breast milk onto your Apple Jacks.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: MotionMan
Lie in legal documents (declarations, affidavits, loan applications), in depositions and at trials.

One day we will have lie detectors like they had in Star Trek and all us lawyers will be out of jobs

MotionMan

Lawyers don't lie. They creatively interpret the truth.

It's not the lawyers, it's the witnesses that lie.
(Though there are some sleazy lawyers.)

MotionMan

 

[her209]

Sexual attraction to someone of the same sex (assuming they're heterosexual)
Diddling the homely girl
Attempting to perform self fellatio

 

[Lean L]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: nerp
Let's make a list.

Nose picking
Masturbating
Smelling your saliva and liking it
Scratching your butt and then smelling your finger
shopping at walmart
wiping boogers under desks
driving with the windows up and screaming as loud as possible just to hear how far and loud your voice can go

any others?

did you eat paint chips as a kid?
WTH is wrong with you?

C'mon don't lie, you've done all of those things.

Most, not all those things... what adult puts boogers under desks??

last one is a huge WTF?