Originally posted by: MAME
REENACTMENT:
ffm: oh sh!t! I spent too much time on the phone and now they expect me to pay for my minutes! *calls t-mobile*
t-mobile: How can we help yo..
ffm: You over charged me and I don't want to pay
t-mobile: Sir, you clearly went over your 400 minu...
ffm: LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!@!@
t-mobile: One moment please....This is the manager, how can I help yo...
ffm: HOW DARE YOU CHARGE ME FOR USING TOO MANY MINUTES! I DEMAND THAT THIS CHARGE BE DROPPED AND YOU GIVE ME A CHECK FOR $100
t-mobile: I'm sorry Sir but you ust pay for the time you used.
ffm: IMPOSSIBLE! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I USED TO WORK THERE AND I SHOULD NEVER PAY FOR USING TOO MANY MINUTES.
t-mobile: I'm sorry but the bill remains at the said amount. Good day.
ffm: OFF TO ATOT I GO TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW MUCH T-MOBILE SUCKS AND HOW RIGHT I AM.
You're way off.
me: ooh a letter from t-mobile saying I'm late on a payment. Crap. I knew I should have called earlier when I didn't get my bill *calls tmobile*
tech: the 90 is from last month. The current balance is 400 because of overage.
me: oh? On which line?
tech: yours. There are a few calls here and there on the other line but most of it is on yours.
me: okay. That would make sense because the other person has been out of the country--
tech: (interrupting) You can look at your call logs online. It takes too long for me to do so.
me: :Q Um... okay :roll: What numbers are being called the most? As in, the longest calls are going where?
tech: (reading me numbers)
me: hmm. Looks like I wasn't paying attention when I was making the calls. I'm out of a job right now, how can you help me with my bill?
tech: I can't help you.
me: Well, yeah. I know. Lets just skip the banter. I know you have to get manager's approval anyway. Is there one around?
tech: sure, can you hold for 2 minutes while I find one? (two minute limit for hold times before checking in with customer)
me: sure.
...
tech checks in just before 2 minute mark. good.
tech comes back a minute later with manager on the line.
manager: how can I help you?
me: I'm in a bit of a bind. I've got someone outside the continental US who only has a chance to use her phone about once a week and it is absolutely necessary that she does. Is there anyway you can help me with the bill so that I can pay with everything that's left inmy bank account to get my account curr---
manager: I won't help you with your bill, no.
me: how much have I spent with this company?
manager: (clicking around) Just over 2k.
me: and how much have I received in return credits, ma'am?
manager: five dollars.
me: so you're telling me that you're not going to refer to your customer compensation index and give me a one-time credit of half of the overages as a good will retention credit?
manager: uh.... I... won't help you with your bill, sir, no.
me: wow... then transfer me to retention.
manager: I am retention. Besides, I won't transfer you because you're not threatening to cancel (that's NOT something you tell a customer outright!)
me: why would you transfer me? If you really are retention, you wouldn't need to. But that's another matter. So you're not going to help me at all, even though you can read through Streamline and see that company policy tells you to do it.
manager: No, sir, I will not help you with your bill.
me: speachless
manager: is there anything else I can help you with today?
me: you guys are assholes!
manager: *click*
I don't blame her for hanging up on me after I called them all assholes, but still. What's the point of transfering to a manager if all you're going to get is basically another tech not following the rules?