There's a psycho killer in my house

[chasem]

someone's fvckin with ya.

 

[DainBramaged]

I confess...

EDIT: Dammit Evadman. Should have read *all* that posts first.

 

[rahvin]

Sounds like the underpants gnomes are moved on. Either that or someone else is living with you and you don't know it.

Seriously though, if you didn't change the locks when you moved in anyone could have a key.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: 95SS
Anyone else with keys?

No. Here's the thing, something else freaky happened not too long ago. I came home from a business trip, and all the doors upstairs were open and the attic had been opened and had the lights on. I grabbed my gun out of suitcase and called a friend over. We searched but didn't find out how the crap got open. There is no one that I can think of that has a key. It is possible, but this is an awfully low profile way to fvck with someone, because most people would want to gloat. Shirts in the laundry and messing with the lights and doors upstairs?

If I came home and found that, I would've called the cops right away. You should definitely change the locks too.

Thing is though, there has to be a rational explanation for it other than someone messing with me. I refuse to believe that someone would do things that would very likely be unnoticed by most people. If my friends were messing with me it would be much different.

"I refuse to believe bla blah..." he said, just before the killer shot him in the chest.

Have you ever had visual hallucinations or auditory delusions?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: 95SS
Anyone else with keys?

No. Here's the thing, something else freaky happened not too long ago. I came home from a business trip, and all the doors upstairs were open and the attic had been opened and had the lights on. I grabbed my gun out of suitcase and called a friend over. We searched but didn't find out how the crap got open. There is no one that I can think of that has a key. It is possible, but this is an awfully low profile way to fvck with someone, because most people would want to gloat. Shirts in the laundry and messing with the lights and doors upstairs?

If I came home and found that, I would've called the cops right away. You should definitely change the locks too.

Thing is though, there has to be a rational explanation for it other than someone messing with me. I refuse to believe that someone would do things that would very likely be unnoticed by most people. If my friends were messing with me it would be much different.

"I refuse to believe bla blah..." he said, just before the killer shot him in the chest.

Have you ever had visual hallucinations or auditory delusions?

Maybe Mill has multiple personality disorder? One personality fails to know what the others are doing.

 

[Mill]

Negative to pretty much 90% of what has been said. I have a maid service, but they only have the key for one day and give it back. Also, I see no reason why they'd be the ones responsible, because I just changed services and they only have the key once every two weeks. I really don't think it is my friends, because knowing them, they'd be bragging about it.

No, I don't have multi-personality disorder, nor am I kidding. I don't have a logical explanation as this time, and I may never have one. I can only assume that at various times people left their shirts here, and they some how matriculated into getting washed.

Only other thing I can think of, is that I sometimes leave my house unlocked for a few hours while I'm gone. Low crime area(aka no crime and I sometimes am 5 blocks before I remember I didn't lock the house).

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
So they're appearing in your house and you don't do laundry at the laundromat? That's just too scary. You need to change your locks and make sure your windows are secure. You sure NOBODY has a key? Your parents or brother or sister? Ever have a maid or housekeeping service?

My parents live 100 miles from here, and my brother lives about 700 miles from here. Neither has a key, and I answered you about maids in the post above. No friend should have a key either unless they chloroformed me and made a copy, so I'm still WTF about it all.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: rahvin
Sounds like the underpants gnomes are moved on. Either that or someone else is living with you and you don't know it.

Seriously though, if you didn't change the locks when you moved in anyone could have a key.

New home, so the builder could have a key, but he is done in this subdivison and lives like 40 miles from here. Not only that, but if you met this guy -- you'd realize something like this wouldn't be his bag.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: 95SS
Anyone else with keys?

No. Here's the thing, something else freaky happened not too long ago. I came home from a business trip, and all the doors upstairs were open and the attic had been opened and had the lights on. I grabbed my gun out of suitcase and called a friend over. We searched but didn't find out how the crap got open. There is no one that I can think of that has a key. It is possible, but this is an awfully low profile way to fvck with someone, because most people would want to gloat. Shirts in the laundry and messing with the lights and doors upstairs?

If I came home and found that, I would've called the cops right away. You should definitely change the locks too.

Thing is though, there has to be a rational explanation for it other than someone messing with me. I refuse to believe that someone would do things that would very likely be unnoticed by most people. If my friends were messing with me it would be much different.

"I refuse to believe bla blah..." he said, just before the killer shot him in the chest.

Have you ever had visual hallucinations or auditory delusions?

No to both, I refuse to believe something random when there has to be a logical reason.

 

[Stumps]

aghhh SOCK PUPPETS!

 

[aircooled]

Maybe old maid service copied the key, and now that you fired them they are fvcking with you?

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: aircooled
Maybe old maid service copied the key, and now that you fired them they are fvcking with you?

I really doubt it. The old service never had a key, and not only that but they were some random people from a town 10 miles away. I don't think they'd give a fvck...

 

[Stumps]

could be a boogieman or boogiemen?

 

[Freaknificent]

Originally posted by: t3hmuffinman

Originally posted by: Mill
I grabbed my gun out of suitcase and called a friend over.

that sounds really cool and really scary at the same time. depends on whether your name is James Bond or not, i guess.

Or vincent.... if u need a driver just hit meup....

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: venk
Your dogs are cheating on you, sorry.

 

[Stumps]

LOL!

 

[daveymark]

You take a gun with you on business trips?

 

[TallBill]

better then soiled underwear appearing

 

[tarheelmm]

just burn the entire house down and move

 

[Codewiz]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: rahvin
Sounds like the underpants gnomes are moved on. Either that or someone else is living with you and you don't know it.

Seriously though, if you didn't change the locks when you moved in anyone could have a key.

New home, so the builder could have a key, but he is done in this subdivison and lives like 40 miles from here. Not only that, but if you met this guy -- you'd realize something like this wouldn't be his bag.

There is a HIGHLY probable answer. I WOULD NEVER leave the locks in my new home without rekeying them. IT is SO cheap to do. Just take them to Home Depot.

You would be amazed at who gets keys on job sites. My wife's father is a general contractor. He is very protective of the keys but he has told all sorts of stories about $7/hour employees working for companies like Centex and DRHorton getting the keys. It would allow them to go into every house in a subdivision.

Get your damn locks rekeyed already. It is like $7/lock at home depot.

 

[JoeKing]

Answer to your problems.