There's a psycho killer in my house

Mill

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This is not an isolated incident. At least 10 random white t-shirts have shown up here over the past month. They vary from being a T-shirt about Celebrex to a T-shirt about some kind of Baptist Missionary program. WTF? I can only be forced to conclude that there is a psycho killer playing games with me. WTF else does sh!t like that come from? It isn't any of my friends -- I asked them all. What kind of weirdo plants shirts in your laundry and then psycho kills you? Man, this guy is gonna be famous for sure.
 

yllus

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I'd start my hunt to discover his/her identity by checking out Hot Deals and seeing what users post in free t-shirt threads the most often.

If in doubt, send someone to assassinate Jokersmoker.
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: yllus
I'd start my hunt to discover his/her identity by checking out Hot Deals and seeing what users post in free t-shirt threads the most often.

If in doubt, send someone to assassinate Jokersmoker.

These are old shirts that have been worn many times... but wtf are they coming from?
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: feralkid
Are they clean or soiled?

Clean but heavily used. There are hardened pit stains, but they have been recently washed and dried. And no, I am not kidding.
 

95SS

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1. Plant T-Shirts
2. ???
3. Profit

Seriously though, if you live with a girl, that's the first place to look.
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: yobarman
You girl is sleeping with someone else.

Sucks.

Nope, that is the thing -- I broke up with my GF over 6 months ago. I'm the only one that lives here other than 2 dogs. That's why it is so fvcking weird.
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: 95SS
Anyone else with keys?

No. Here's the thing, something else freaky happened not too long ago. I came home from a business trip, and all the doors upstairs were open and the attic had been opened and had the lights on. I grabbed my gun out of suitcase and called a friend over. We searched but didn't find out how the crap got open. There is no one that I can think of that has a key. It is possible, but this is an awfully low profile way to fvck with someone, because most people would want to gloat. Shirts in the laundry and messing with the lights and doors upstairs?
 
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Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: 95SS
Anyone else with keys?

No. Here's the thing, something else freaky happened not too long ago. I came home from a business trip, and all the doors upstairs were open and the attic had been opened and had the lights on. I grabbed my gun out of suitcase and called a friend over. We searched but didn't find out how the crap got open. There is no one that I can think of that has a key. It is possible, but this is an awfully low profile way to fvck with someone, because most people would want to gloat. Shirts in the laundry and messing with the lights and doors upstairs?

Did you change your locks?

Grabbed your gun out of your suitcase??? WTF? Packin' heat literally huh?
 

cmv

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Change your locks already. Get a security system. Notify the police department about what is going on so you can establish a pattern of harassment for court use if someone is caught. Don't forget to change your garage door remote (new code or new system).

Would your ex do this?

You're posting on AT so setup some hidden wireless cams and a computer out of sight (programs that record frames with movement would help cut the disk usage and boredom factor).
 

95SS

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Where are you finding the shirts? Are they in random places, or with your clean clothes? My advice is to change your locks ASAP. After a hard breakup, my ex had left her keys, but had copies made. My neighbor at the time caught her in my place a week later, looking for stuff she had left nehind when she took off. He called me right away, but she took off.
 

t3hmuffinman

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Originally posted by: Mill
I grabbed my gun out of suitcase and called a friend over.

that sounds really cool and really scary at the same time. depends on whether your name is James Bond or not, i guess.
 

Mr Smiley

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Thats got to be seriously freaky. Get a camera and hide it somewhere. Maybe youll be able to catch him/her. Stick a piece of paper on the washing machine that says like DONT MESS WITH ME. IF YOU DO, YOU'LL BE SHOT.