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[EyeMWing]

Yeah, yeah, repost. But lets say that just a few seconds ago, the United States launched the first volley in the apocalypse. There's about 1 hour before total annhilation. How would you spend your last hour, starting exactly where you are reading this thread; in your parent's basement, at work, at school, wherever. If you found out, what would you do?

 

[EvilYoda]

*avoiding seriousness* masturbate furiously.

*serious* get my family, speed to Ann Arbor to see sister, die.

 

[Gunslinger08]

I'm at work. I would:
-Call parents/bros and tell them I love them.
-Call friends, tell them goodbye.
-Call girlfriend and meet up.
-DHITB until the end.

 

[Semidevil]

I can't wait for the "i'm gonna fvck every girl I see in the street" reply.

but for me, i imagine just sit at home.....and talk, and let it happen....I dont do panics very well anyways.

 

[TallBill]

Come back to this thread and blame the world's destruction on you.

 

[JoeKing]

try to get a confessional. I mean a navy base is 5 miles from where I live so I think I'd be pretty fubard. So I'd try to cover all of my bases if I was going to die anyway. And having read Swans Song I think I'd rather die anyway if it was a full on nuclear war.

After that I'd... Duck and Cover!

 

[HardcoreRobot]

nef

 

[Toastedlightly]

Step 1. Find girl.
Step 2. ....
Step 3. Profit
Step 4. Die.

 

[Drakkon]

just continue on with life cause good ol GW has a "plan" and would want us to trust him and he will somehow find a way to save the day...

taht and the masturbate thing...or the girl thing...

 

[EyeMWing]

Personally, I have a spot in the supposedly-safe nuclear fallout shelter underneath the school staked out. Grab the .45 and go make my claim.

I don't have anyone left to call; no significant other, my friends have alienated me, maybe I should drive closer to Washington to make sure I die. But I'm not that smart, and would probably go with my first instinct; to survive.

 

[Baked]

Open a cold one, heat up the nachoes, watch porn.

 

[chuckywang]

I'd rape your g/f.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Drakkon
just continue on with life cause good ol GW has a "plan" and would want us to trust him and he will somehow find a way to save the day...

taht and the masturbate thing...or the girl thing...

Sure, he has a plan, but it ain't deployed yet.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I'd rape your g/f.

What g/f? Didn't you read my previous post? If you're talking about the boat chick, go ahead, she's only fvcked every man on the planet except me.

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Desperately try to get together some food and head for the nearest mine shaft (after googling it's location!).

 

[CrackaLackaZe]

explore my feminine side sexually

 

[MikeMike]

if i was EyeMWing: id kill myself cuz im a worthless whore

if i was myself, id get super trashed, find any chick do them, expirement with drugs ive never thought of doing before.

yes, all in an hour.

MIKE

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: CrackaLackaZe
explore my feminine side sexually

... Paging Dr. Freud. Dr. Sigmund Freud to the forum, please.

 

[MisterJackson]

Hold onto my son......

 

[cerebusPu]

since i live right next to the pentagon, i think i should kiss my butt goodbye. Id probably knock myself out with alcohol and sleep thru the end of the world.

 

[piroroadkill]

1: Casually go and buy/loot some food.
2: Come back, sit my arse back down on my chair, talk to people online.
3: Crack open a beer.
4: Start a countdown on Chameleon Clock. Infact, better, make an apolocalypse counter, and since there would be no time to buy a domain, ask as many people as possible to forward all their sites/DNS entries to it.
5: Wait until the last minute, and send a global message to all on my contact list on forums, 19 tildes, shoa, I'm fukcin.
6: Die
7: ????
8: Profit

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Come back to this thread and blame the world's destruction on you.

 

[KarenMarie]

I would call my b/f and tell him that I love him and will see him on the other side.

I would spend the next 45 minutes calling VeggieFrog in the UK and telling her how much I love her.. how proud I am of her and how honored I am that I got to be her mother... pretty much the same stuff I have told her every day for the past 20yrs.

 

[Ilmater]

I would tell the hottest woman I work with immediately (I work in marketing, so there are PLENTY) and then have sex with her... willing or not. I guarantee we'd have the best final hour EVER.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I would call my b/f and tell him that I love him and will see him on the other side.

I would spend the next 45 minutes calling VeggieFrog in the UK and telling her how much I love her.. how proud I am of her and how honored I am that I got to be her mother... pretty much the same stuff I have told her every day for the past 20yrs.

"MOM, STFU, I NEED TO GO HAVE SEX LIKE CRAZY WITH EVERY HOT BRITISH GUY I CAN FIND BEFORE I DIE"