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EyeMWing

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Yeah, yeah, repost. But lets say that just a few seconds ago, the United States launched the first volley in the apocalypse. There's about 1 hour before total annhilation. How would you spend your last hour, starting exactly where you are reading this thread; in your parent's basement, at work, at school, wherever. If you found out, what would you do?
 
I'm at work. I would:
-Call parents/bros and tell them I love them.
-Call friends, tell them goodbye.
-Call girlfriend and meet up.
-DHITB until the end.
 
I can't wait for the "i'm gonna fvck every girl I see in the street" reply.

but for me, i imagine just sit at home.....and talk, and let it happen....I dont do panics very well anyways.
 
try to get a confessional. I mean a navy base is 5 miles from where I live so I think I'd be pretty fubard. So I'd try to cover all of my bases if I was going to die anyway. And having read Swans Song I think I'd rather die anyway if it was a full on nuclear war.

After that I'd... Duck and Cover!
 
just continue on with life cause good ol GW has a "plan" and would want us to trust him and he will somehow find a way to save the day...

taht and the masturbate thing...or the girl thing...
 
Personally, I have a spot in the supposedly-safe nuclear fallout shelter underneath the school staked out. Grab the .45 and go make my claim.

I don't have anyone left to call; no significant other, my friends have alienated me, maybe I should drive closer to Washington to make sure I die. But I'm not that smart, and would probably go with my first instinct; to survive.
 
Originally posted by: Drakkon
just continue on with life cause good ol GW has a "plan" and would want us to trust him and he will somehow find a way to save the day...

taht and the masturbate thing...or the girl thing...
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Sure, he has a plan, but it ain't deployed yet.
 
Originally posted by: chuckywang
I'd rape your g/f.
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What g/f? Didn't you read my previous post? If you're talking about the boat chick, go ahead, she's only fvcked every man on the planet except me.
 
if i was EyeMWing: id kill myself cuz im a worthless whore

if i was myself, id get super trashed, find any chick do them, expirement with drugs ive never thought of doing before.

yes, all in an hour.

MIKE
 
since i live right next to the pentagon, i think i should kiss my butt goodbye. Id probably knock myself out with alcohol and sleep thru the end of the world.
 
1: Casually go and buy/loot some food.
2: Come back, sit my arse back down on my chair, talk to people online.
3: Crack open a beer.
4: Start a countdown on Chameleon Clock. Infact, better, make an apolocalypse counter, and since there would be no time to buy a domain, ask as many people as possible to forward all their sites/DNS entries to it.
5: Wait until the last minute, and send a global message to all on my contact list on forums, 19 tildes, shoa, I'm fukcin.
6: Die
7: ????
8: Profit
 
I would call my b/f and tell him that I love him and will see him on the other side.

I would spend the next 45 minutes calling VeggieFrog in the UK and telling her how much I love her.. how proud I am of her and how honored I am that I got to be her mother... pretty much the same stuff I have told her every day for the past 20yrs.

🙂
 
I would tell the hottest woman I work with immediately (I work in marketing, so there are PLENTY) and then have sex with her... willing or not. I guarantee we'd have the best final hour EVER.
 
Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I would call my b/f and tell him that I love him and will see him on the other side.

I would spend the next 45 minutes calling VeggieFrog in the UK and telling her how much I love her.. how proud I am of her and how honored I am that I got to be her mother... pretty much the same stuff I have told her every day for the past 20yrs.

🙂
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"MOM, STFU, I NEED TO GO HAVE SEX LIKE CRAZY WITH EVERY HOT BRITISH GUY I CAN FIND BEFORE I DIE"
 
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