lobadobadingdong
Lifer
- Aug 27, 2002
- 10,043
- 2
- 0
Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
9000 police cars stoned this year? Are there even that many police cars in France? I called shenanigans.
I kinda wondered about that too.
Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
9000 police cars stoned this year? Are there even that many police cars in France? I called shenanigans.
Originally posted by: Zanix
You guys make me sick.
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: UNESC0
I just can't stand retarded France-bashing because they didn't back the Iraqi war.
That's funny cause I can't stand the incessent America-bashing and France-defending from most Canadians. Hey, guess what, you're still our little brother.
So we're even.
Originally posted by: AnyMal
I hope they won't come crying to us for help.
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: Zanix
You guys make me sick.
How much more would it take for you to die?
Originally posted by: spherrod
Originally posted by: ColdFusion718
Hmm must be out of cheese and wine.
![]()
Better yet the French could convince the CIA to fabricate intel that they (the rioters) have possession of vast quantities of WMDs and then Bush would send in American troops to squash the riots, occupy the French Ghettos and waste billions of dollars trying to win the hearts and minds of those wags. It worked in Iraq..well maybe not.Originally posted by: DeMeo
This is great news.
Maybe they should go to the U.N. for help, or better yet, call John Kerry.
PARIS - Former French matinee idol Pepe Le Pew was among the hundreds injured last night amid violent feline rioting in the impoverished Parisian suburb of Dans-le-Crappeur. Le Pew, 58, a former Warner Brothers studio actor turned Chirac government spokes-skunk, sustained severe scratches and concussions in the melee before nose-pin equipped EMT rescue squads could drag him to safety. He is expected to make a full recovery.
Last night?s rioting marked the eighth consecutive night of violence in the Paris suburbs, as thousands of immigrant feline youths continue to rampage to protest a lack of jobs and cuts in French government tuna programs. Dans-le-Crappeur, home to tens of thousands of unemployed first-hundred generation immigrant cats, has been particularly hard hit.
Violence erupted here last Wednesday night after French Interior Minister Nikolas Sarkozy announced a crackdown on crime and furniture-scratching in the sprawling Chateau des Chats public housing projects. Enraged feline youths went on a rampage, smashing windows of local fish shops and overturning hundreds of public pay-litter boxes. Violence intensified over the weekend as enraged cats began burning and looting sprees across the suburbs, sparked by Sarkozy?s remarks that they were ?easily enraged.?
In a stark warning of continued violence Monday, immigrant community spokes-cat Imam Tariq Al-Felix of the Lipi Le Lyon Mosque said that arson and looting would continue ?until the French government does something to solve the problem of all the burned out looted buildings in our neighborhoods.?
Seeking to quell the burgeoning Kitty-fada and restore public order, French President Jacques Chirac and Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin enlisted the help of Le Pew yesterday. It was thought that Le Pew - who led France?s UN efforts to oppose US sanctions against the so-called ?pussies of evil? of Sylvester, Tom and Mr. Jinks - would help establish a diplomatic dialog with the Gallic feline community.
Instead, the outreach effort appeared to backfire. According to witnesses, Le Pew?s appearance on the scene last night caused a stampede as panicked crowds began fleeing the smell. More trouble ensued when Le Pew was seen as making ?inappropriate contact? with a burqqa-clad female cat, which reportedly sparked a mob of feline activists to don nose clips and begin beating him. Youths also set fire to a street-stripe painting truck which was allegedly involved in the incident.
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: Zanix
You guys make me sick.
How much more would it take for you to die?
Originally posted by: D1gger
Looks like someone needs to invade France again and impose civil peace.
Originally posted by: Sphexi
I've never understood the point of rioting. I understand protesting, and I think it's great people believe in a cause enough to show it that way. But look at the riots in S. America right now because of Bush. There was a guy in a "NO BUSH" jacket kicking in the window to a bank.
Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
Originally posted by: Sphexi
I've never understood the point of rioting. I understand protesting, and I think it's great people believe in a cause enough to show it that way. But look at the riots in S. America right now because of Bush. There was a guy in a "NO BUSH" jacket kicking in the window to a bank.
get your riots right...that was the argintinian riots
Originally posted by: redly1
is there a place in the world where there is social unrest that does NOT involve muslims?
EDIT: Besides argentina, I guess
