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...then I got undressed and she said, "You're Huge!"

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Originally posted by: err
Originally posted by: five40
So are you fat or muscle? It's hard to tell by your post.
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I think its fat

1. He said "I guess one side effect of being larger". No muscular person will say they are large.
2. Muscular person would probably get laid all the time. A little massage won't have as much effect 😉

No offence 🙂
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Obviously you haven't seen a picture of him.
 
Originally posted by: err
Originally posted by: five40
So are you fat or muscle? It's hard to tell by your post.
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I think its fat

1. He said "I guess one side effect of being larger". No muscular person will say they are large.
2. Muscular person would probably get laid all the time. A little massage won't have as much effect 😉

No offence 🙂
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Or he's being modest.
 
Originally posted by: Trygve
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
That's a nice ego boost LOL.
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Yep. 🙂 How do you have an evening that sounds like it should be the beginning of a submission to "Penthouse Letters"? Well, maybe that's a regular occurance for the average ATOTer, but my evenings more often involve fixing equipment, editing, and getting things ready to be shipped out before the delivery dates.
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I never figured out what you do exactly but from the pictures you posted I can see you are doing VERY well.
I need more evenings like yours. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Trygve
Originally posted by: amoeba
pics?
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No pics, but if it helps with the mental image, she's a slender-but-busty blonde with a northeastern European background. Looks very, very good in a bikini.

Which I know because there was a time years ago when she asked if she could come over and use my tools...and when she got here, she changed into a very small bikini and spent the afternoon working on a woodworking project on my back driveway. Some pictures from that day would have been interesting, especially for fans of bikini-clad women wielding large power tools.
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This post leads me to believe that you are full of smelly nasty brown sh!t. That doesnt happen in real life... and you certainly wouldn't be stupid enough to not know what was going on.

I call shens on your whole freakin identity. This smells like nowheremom.

-Max

Edit: If I am truly wrong... then yes I would be officially pwned, and I will burn in jealous rage for a short period of time. However I really do think this smells of BS, and I am probably right.
 
Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: Trygve
Originally posted by: amoeba
pics?
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No pics, but if it helps with the mental image, she's a slender-but-busty blonde with a northeastern European background. Looks very, very good in a bikini.

Which I know because there was a time years ago when she asked if she could come over and use my tools...and when she got here, she changed into a very small bikini and spent the afternoon working on a woodworking project on my back driveway. Some pictures from that day would have been interesting, especially for fans of bikini-clad women wielding large power tools.
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This post leads me to believe that you are full of smelly nasty brown sh!t. That doesnt happen in real life... and you certainly wouldn't be stupid enough to not know what was going on.

I call shens on your whole freakin identity. This smells like nowheremom.

-Max
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Just because your life is nothing but a shattered dream, doesn't mean others are.
 
Originally posted by: Hardcore
Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: Trygve
Originally posted by: amoeba
pics?
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No pics, but if it helps with the mental image, she's a slender-but-busty blonde with a northeastern European background. Looks very, very good in a bikini.

Which I know because there was a time years ago when she asked if she could come over and use my tools...and when she got here, she changed into a very small bikini and spent the afternoon working on a woodworking project on my back driveway. Some pictures from that day would have been interesting, especially for fans of bikini-clad women wielding large power tools.
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This post leads me to believe that you are full of smelly nasty brown sh!t. That doesnt happen in real life... and you certainly wouldn't be stupid enough to not know what was going on.

I call shens on your whole freakin identity. This smells like nowheremom.

-Max
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Just because your life is nothing but a shattered dream, doesn't mean others are.
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Wow that was beautifully written. 😛

 
Originally posted by: Hardcore


Just because your life is nothing but a shattered dream, doesn't mean others are.
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As you get older, you learn that those who say they have problems are real people, and those who say their life is perfect like a fairy tale are just feeding you BS and/or trying to sell you something.

 
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: Hardcore


Just because your life is nothing but a shattered dream, doesn't mean others are.
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As you get older, you learn that those who say they have problems are real people, and those who say their life is perfect like a fairy tale are just feeding you BS and/or trying to sell you something.
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Who said anything about a perfect life? If you think nobody achieves their dreams, then i feel sorry for the world you live in.
 
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I'm not sure if this or this is my favourite picture, but your house is definitely pretty nice.
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Trygve, please don't tell me you iron your jeans.
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Crease detected. Man-Card termination imminent.
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Those are actually woman's jeans. He has said he wears them in past threads
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Bwahaha. That's too fricking funny. /meshreds up his mancard
 
Originally posted by: err
Originally posted by: five40
So are you fat or muscle? It's hard to tell by your post.
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I think its fat

1. He said "I guess one side effect of being larger". No muscular person will say they are large.
2. Muscular person would probably get laid all the time. A little massage won't have as much effect 😉

No offence 🙂
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Trygve could rip you in half.

I'm gonna start calling him Trogdor.

the one guy above me
Bwahaha. That's too fricking funny. /meshreds up his mancard
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And he'd rip your arm out of its socket before you could even make a fold in it.

The dragon comes in the night.
 
Originally posted by: Hardcore

Who said anything about a perfect life? If you think nobody achieves their dreams, then i feel sorry for the world you live in.
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Nice (poor) attempt at setting up a strawman. However, I didn't say that "nobody achieves their dreams", so your attempt fails right there.
 
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: Hardcore

Who said anything about a perfect life? If you think nobody achieves their dreams, then i feel sorry for the world you live in.
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Nice (poor) attempt at setting up a strawman. However, I didn't say that "nobody achieves their dreams", so your attempt fails right there.
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LOL no need to justify your life to me... really, i don't care. I'm just an anonymous person on the internet, you really shouldn't care what i think about your life.
 
Originally posted by: Hardcore

LOL no need to justify your life to me... really, i don't care. I'm just an anonymous person on the internet, you really shouldn't care what i think about your life.
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I said nothing about my life. You suck at arguing, posting, and life in general.
 
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