Originally posted by: five40
So are you fat or muscle? It's hard to tell by your post.
Originally posted by: CPA
The only real highlight is watching the lead bad guy try to act. He grimaces, and googles his eyes at the camera as if it's supposed to impart some kind of meaning to his flat monotone. He looks like he has some strange medical condition, which resulted in everyone who watched the movie with me breaking into laughter every time he appeared onscreen.
I laughed after reading this one.
Originally posted by: shimsham
oh come on. you gotta tell if you got the "happy ending".
Originally posted by: element
"...then I got undressed and she said, "You're Huge!""
Yeah but I bet you have a puny desk.
Originally posted by: MaxDepth
At this point, I post some completely off topic as no one really reads past the first five posts. Unlesss you're looking for a particular post that you cannot wait to refute.
So:
* Waffle House customers consume 2% of the total eggs produced in the United States for foodservice use. That is more than 185,000,000 eggs every year - 500,000 eggs everyday - 20,833 eggs every hour - 347 eggs every minute and five eggs every second.
* If you used all of the eggs Waffle House serves in a year to make a cheese omelet, it would weigh 28 tons and would need 185 million slices of cheese.
* Waffle House serves more than 381 tons of country ham every year. That translates to more weight than a fully loaded Boeing 747 at takeoff.
Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: Trygve
Originally posted by: amoeba
pics?
No pics, but if it helps with the mental image, she's a slender-but-busty blonde with a northeastern European background. Looks very, very good in a bikini.
Which I know because there was a time years ago when she asked if she could come over and use my tools...and when she got here, she changed into a very small bikini and spent the afternoon working on a woodworking project on my back driveway. Some pictures from that day would have been interesting, especially for fans of bikini-clad women wielding large power tools.
This post leads me to believe that you are full of smelly nasty brown sh!t. That doesnt happen in real life... and you certainly wouldn't be stupid enough to not know what was going on.
I call shens on your whole freakin identity. This smells like nowheremom.
-Max
Edit: If I am truly wrong... then yes I would be officially pwned, and I will burn in jealous rage for a short period of time. However I really do think this smells of BS, and I am probably right.
Originally posted by: DJFuji
Actually, I gotta give it to the guy. He could probably easily kick the crap out of 99% of the people on ATOT and yet he doesn't blow up at people when they flame him and say he's fat/stupid/bad actor/lying/etc.
There is no need for him to do so. He already did so with the Nik thread. I just find it sad that so many here doubt that such a thing could happen. GET OUT AND LIVE PEOPLE!!!!!Originally posted by: aplefka
Maximum pwnage is going to ensue. Bookmarking this thread tonight.
C'mon Trygve, don't let us down. Pwn these people.
Originally posted by: Muadib
There is no need for him to do so. He already did so with the Nik thread. I just find it sad that so many here doubt that such a thing could happen. GET OUT AND LIVE PEOPLE!!!!!Originally posted by: aplefka
Maximum pwnage is going to ensue. Bookmarking this thread tonight.
C'mon Trygve, don't let us down. Pwn these people.
Originally posted by: aplefka
Maximum pwnage is going to ensue. Bookmarking this thread tonight.
C'mon Trygve, don't let us down. Pwn these people.
Originally posted by: Trygve
Originally posted by: aplefka
Maximum pwnage is going to ensue. Bookmarking this thread tonight.
C'mon Trygve, don't let us down. Pwn these people.
Ah, but how? She's gone, along with the massage table, and we ate the steak; for some reason, I never had the urge to say, "wait! stop what you're doing while I go get a camera set up." Now, she did call again fairly last night and left a message on my machine while I was down in the server room, so you never know, she might be stopping by again sometime.
The rest is awfully vague for true major pwnage, though it's incredibly easy to verify that my entire freaking identity isn't simply made up (re: Doboji's "shens" accusation). For starters, I do have a list with some of the media coverage I get; you can always track down some of the magazines and newspapers in question. Then there's all the behind-the-scenes pictures at the different movie sets and international film markets. I keep up a pretty steady dribble of those in my blog/journal/whatever--at least *there* it's a little less rude to ask people to stop for a sec while you take a picture.
Obviously, I've got trailers, clips, my music video, etc., up on the net, but this is all low-budget stuff. (To get an idea of *how* low-budget we're talking about, you can take a look at a little "action demo reel" (wmv, 9.5meg) I threw together the other day--though, to be fair, a *lot* of stuff I don't have footage from myself, so I have to work with what I've been able to get copies of. I need to redo it with sounds effects, too, but you'll get the idea.)
Low-budget or not, it's a lot of fun. It's like getting paid for playing role-playing games. You battle opponents (and, occasionally, monsters), you blow things up (*safely*, please note), and that kind of stuff.
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: Kremlar
Trygve's on IMDB, check it out!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006999/ for the lazy
Trivia
Built parts of the linear accelerator at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory.
Originally posted by: five40
So are you fat or muscle? It's hard to tell by your post.
