...then I got undressed and she said, "You're Huge!"

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MaxDepth

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At this point, I post some completely off topic as no one really reads past the first five posts. Unlesss you're looking for a particular post that you cannot wait to refute.

So:
* Waffle House customers consume 2% of the total eggs produced in the United States for foodservice use. That is more than 185,000,000 eggs every year - 500,000 eggs everyday - 20,833 eggs every hour - 347 eggs every minute and five eggs every second.
* If you used all of the eggs Waffle House serves in a year to make a cheese omelet, it would weigh 28 tons and would need 185 million slices of cheese.
* Waffle House serves more than 381 tons of country ham every year. That translates to more weight than a fully loaded Boeing 747 at takeoff.
 

mugs

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Originally posted by: CPA
The only real highlight is watching the lead bad guy try to act. He grimaces, and googles his eyes at the camera as if it's supposed to impart some kind of meaning to his flat monotone. He looks like he has some strange medical condition, which resulted in everyone who watched the movie with me breaking into laughter every time he appeared onscreen.

I laughed after reading this one.

I'd netflix it, but netflix doesn't have it.
 

element

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"...then I got undressed and she said, "You're Huge!""

Yeah but I bet you have a puny desk.
 

aplefka

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Trygve is probably at the top of "AT Members Whose House I Want To Go To And Steal Stuff From" and RossMAN is a faroff second. I'm sure he has at least 10 LCDs laying around that he hasn't even opened yet. :p
 

Doboji

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Originally posted by: MaxDepth
At this point, I post some completely off topic as no one really reads past the first five posts. Unlesss you're looking for a particular post that you cannot wait to refute.

So:
* Waffle House customers consume 2% of the total eggs produced in the United States for foodservice use. That is more than 185,000,000 eggs every year - 500,000 eggs everyday - 20,833 eggs every hour - 347 eggs every minute and five eggs every second.
* If you used all of the eggs Waffle House serves in a year to make a cheese omelet, it would weigh 28 tons and would need 185 million slices of cheese.
* Waffle House serves more than 381 tons of country ham every year. That translates to more weight than a fully loaded Boeing 747 at takeoff.


I love you
 

lavagirl669

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Originally posted by: Doboji
Originally posted by: Trygve
Originally posted by: amoeba
pics?

No pics, but if it helps with the mental image, she's a slender-but-busty blonde with a northeastern European background. Looks very, very good in a bikini.

Which I know because there was a time years ago when she asked if she could come over and use my tools...and when she got here, she changed into a very small bikini and spent the afternoon working on a woodworking project on my back driveway. Some pictures from that day would have been interesting, especially for fans of bikini-clad women wielding large power tools.


This post leads me to believe that you are full of smelly nasty brown sh!t. That doesnt happen in real life... and you certainly wouldn't be stupid enough to not know what was going on.

I call shens on your whole freakin identity. This smells like nowheremom.

-Max

Edit: If I am truly wrong... then yes I would be officially pwned, and I will burn in jealous rage for a short period of time. However I really do think this smells of BS, and I am probably right.

I take it you weren't one of the many who saw the thread where he owned Nik......
oh well. Prepare for some major ownage
 

DJFuji

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He's going to post a picture of himself with the naked hot chick, a plate of steak, the massage table, power tools, and a sign saying "screw you, NogginBoink, doboji, etc". =)

Actually, I gotta give it to the guy. He could probably easily kick the crap out of 99% of the people on ATOT and yet he doesn't blow up at people when they flame him and say he's fat/stupid/bad actor/lying/etc.
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: DJFuji
Actually, I gotta give it to the guy. He could probably easily kick the crap out of 99% of the people on ATOT and yet he doesn't blow up at people when they flame him and say he's fat/stupid/bad actor/lying/etc.

That's because those who really "have it", don't flaunt it, and those who need to flaunt it don't really "have it".

This guy probably has more cash than 99.9% of ATOT's, but you don't see him posting threads like "Should I get a BMW M3, a Mercedes, or a G35?". Most of the ones that do ask that make about $15 an hour, lol. It's not that they have money, it's that they lack money management skills.
 

aplefka

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Maximum pwnage is going to ensue. Bookmarking this thread tonight. :D

C'mon Trygve, don't let us down. Pwn these people.
 

Muadib

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Originally posted by: aplefka
Maximum pwnage is going to ensue. Bookmarking this thread tonight. :D

C'mon Trygve, don't let us down. Pwn these people.
There is no need for him to do so. He already did so with the Nik thread. I just find it sad that so many here doubt that such a thing could happen. GET OUT AND LIVE PEOPLE!!!!!

 

Doboji

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Originally posted by: Muadib
Originally posted by: aplefka
Maximum pwnage is going to ensue. Bookmarking this thread tonight. :D

C'mon Trygve, don't let us down. Pwn these people.
There is no need for him to do so. He already did so with the Nik thread. I just find it sad that so many here doubt that such a thing could happen. GET OUT AND LIVE PEOPLE!!!!!


I'm sorry.... getting out live doesnt mean getting a Eastern European blonde bombshell to come over to your house and do woodwork in your back yard in a bikini, cook you steak, and give you massages. Unless you're already boinking her on a regular basis... which as T has verified.... he was.

That just doesnt happen on a regular basis.

I still think he was bragging way too much... this thread was a class A attention whore antic. Which as Red Dawn so aptly put it, I was the wanker who's giving him all the attention

-Max
 

PingSpike

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This is a fun thread. Particularly since it linked me to that great Nik ownage.

Trygve sounds pretty cool, even if he does wear womens jeans. Hell, I'd love to be an evil scientist in a C movie....sounds like fun.

Edit: Was that pictar I saw of trygve with the guys with guns...was that edward norton? And if so was that a photochop?
 

Trygve

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Originally posted by: aplefka
Maximum pwnage is going to ensue. Bookmarking this thread tonight. :D

C'mon Trygve, don't let us down. Pwn these people.


Ah, but how? She's gone, along with the massage table, and we ate the steak; for some reason, I never had the urge to say, "wait! stop what you're doing while I go get a camera set up." Now, she did call again fairly last night and left a message on my machine while I was down in the server room, so you never know, she might be stopping by again sometime.

The rest is awfully vague for true major pwnage, though it's incredibly easy to verify that my entire freaking identity isn't simply made up (re: Doboji's "shens" accusation). For starters, I do have a list with some of the media coverage I get; you can always track down some of the magazines and newspapers in question. Then there's all the behind-the-scenes pictures at the different movie sets and international film markets. I keep up a pretty steady dribble of those in my blog/journal/whatever--at least *there* it's a little less rude to ask people to stop for a sec while you take a picture.

Obviously, I've got trailers, clips, my music video, etc., up on the net, but this is all low-budget stuff. (To get an idea of *how* low-budget we're talking about, you can take a look at a little "action demo reel" (wmv, 9.5meg) I threw together the other day--though, to be fair, a *lot* of stuff I don't have footage from myself, so I have to work with what I've been able to get copies of. I need to redo it with sounds effects, too, but you'll get the idea.)

Low-budget or not, it's a lot of fun. It's like getting paid for playing role-playing games. You battle opponents (and, occasionally, monsters), you blow things up (*safely*, please note), and that kind of stuff.
 

Doboji

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Originally posted by: Trygve
Originally posted by: aplefka
Maximum pwnage is going to ensue. Bookmarking this thread tonight. :D

C'mon Trygve, don't let us down. Pwn these people.


Ah, but how? She's gone, along with the massage table, and we ate the steak; for some reason, I never had the urge to say, "wait! stop what you're doing while I go get a camera set up." Now, she did call again fairly last night and left a message on my machine while I was down in the server room, so you never know, she might be stopping by again sometime.

The rest is awfully vague for true major pwnage, though it's incredibly easy to verify that my entire freaking identity isn't simply made up (re: Doboji's "shens" accusation). For starters, I do have a list with some of the media coverage I get; you can always track down some of the magazines and newspapers in question. Then there's all the behind-the-scenes pictures at the different movie sets and international film markets. I keep up a pretty steady dribble of those in my blog/journal/whatever--at least *there* it's a little less rude to ask people to stop for a sec while you take a picture.

Obviously, I've got trailers, clips, my music video, etc., up on the net, but this is all low-budget stuff. (To get an idea of *how* low-budget we're talking about, you can take a look at a little "action demo reel" (wmv, 9.5meg) I threw together the other day--though, to be fair, a *lot* of stuff I don't have footage from myself, so I have to work with what I've been able to get copies of. I need to redo it with sounds effects, too, but you'll get the idea.)

Low-budget or not, it's a lot of fun. It's like getting paid for playing role-playing games. You battle opponents (and, occasionally, monsters), you blow things up (*safely*, please note), and that kind of stuff.


Trygve,

You seem to be a pretty cool fellow... I withraw my shens on your whole identity. Having said that you did mislead a little, and bragged alot.

However here's :beer: to hot european blonde chicks in bikinis.

-Max
 
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Originally posted by: five40
So are you fat or muscle? It's hard to tell by your post.


u should see the size of him hes huge all muscle from the pics ive seen of him some pics he posted a while back! and he pwnd nik in a "this is my desk thread" a while back when nik said that he wouldnt believe that was trygve's desk, unless trgrve himself sat at said desk with a sign saying "yes nik this is my desk" so funny :D