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The worst break-up lines that you have ever Said, Heard or Used.

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necro007

Golden Member
Hey at some point in your life you must have either SAID, HEARD or USED a brk-up LINE.

So lets here them.

Here's one of the old ones:

"It's not you, it's me"

Any one else dare to add to this list of Pain.
 
Here's one: (My friends girlfriend told him this)

"I don't know what happened to us.....,i fell of the boat".

I asked him "What Boat" 😕.
 
"I can't date a girl younger than my little sister."

"You're too tall, I want a woman I can look down on."
 
"i only date fun normal guys". (as if im not normal?)
"I dont have feelings for you anymore that i used to have before".
"You dont hold me, make love to me, be there for the way i want you too and you dont last long in bed" (mind you i did more than she did, i should have dumped her, as for the lasting in bed.. who the ****** has energy after a 6 hr drive to go see someone).


 
Originally posted by: sixone
"I can't date a girl younger than my little sister."

"You're too tall, I want a woman I can look down on."
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hahahah freudian slip by the dude on the 2nd one?


'I don't want to hang out with you anymore' and 'i thought I loved you...oops'.
 
Originally posted by: Queasy
To me: "You're to big for me down there."
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The one funny thing I notice on these boards is how some douche will always try to slip in something (they think people will be impressed with) into a conversation.

"Well when my Ferrari broke down, I had too.."

"Well when I was swinging my massive manhood around, I bumped..."

"My girlfriend who is sooo into lesbo pr0n always does that..." (Yes someone used that one not long ago on this forum)

Give it a rest.
 
Heh, I just remembered a co-worker's story to me earlier this week:

His GF broke up with him and the excuse was that they argued too much and she just couldn't let things go after they made up like he could. She actually told him that her and her previous boyfriend never argued....nevermind the fact that she had also told him that this previous boyfriend never wanted to be seen with her, wouldn't hold her hand in public, wouldn't walk with her in public, wouldn't take pictures with her, and had a completely controlling personality. :laugh:

My co-worker thinks it was just to give her an excuse to move to Birmingham to be closer to her family.
 
Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Originally posted by: Queasy
To me: "You're to big for me down there."
Click to expand...

The one funny thing I notice on these boards is how some douche will always try to slip in something (they think people will be impressed with) into a conversation.

"Well when my Ferrari broke down, I had too.."

"Well when I was swinging my massive manhood around, I bumped..."

"My girlfriend who is sooo into lesbo pr0n always does that..." (Yes someone used that one not long ago on this forum)

Give it a rest.
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😛 I was doing it as a joke dingleberry. Lighten up Frances.

I should have put a 😉 or a j/k there I guess.
 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Originally posted by: sixone
"I can't date a girl younger than my little sister."

"You're too tall, I want a woman I can look down on."
Click to expand...

hahahah freudian slip by the dude on the 2nd one?
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I guess being eye to eye with a woman was just more than he could take.

 
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