The worst break-up lines that you have ever Said, Heard or Used.

[necro007]

Hey at some point in your life you must have either SAID, HEARD or USED a brk-up LINE.

So lets here them.

Here's one of the old ones:

"It's not you, it's me"

Any one else dare to add to this list of Pain.

 

[leftyman]

"i love you but im not in love with you"

 

[cKGunslinger]

"I'm fvcking Brian now."



edit: Uh, that was one that was heard.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"I'm ****** Brian now."

:thumbsup:

 

[kotss]

I just want to be "Friends".

 

[Queasy]

To me: "You're to big for me down there."

 

[chin311]

Originally posted by: leftyman
"i love you but im not in love with you"

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"I'm fvcking Brian now."



edit: Uh, that was one that was heard.

haha

 

[loic2003]

Originally posted by: Queasy
To me: "You're to big for me down there."

yeap. She actually said she was scared of it

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: leftyman
"i love you but im not in love with you"

This thread should be the ***OFFICIAL*** and ***CONFIRMED***

 

[necro007]

Here's one: (My friends girlfriend told him this)

"I don't know what happened to us.....,i fell of the boat".

I asked him "What Boat" .

 

[sixone]

"I can't date a girl younger than my little sister."

"You're too tall, I want a woman I can look down on."

 

"You are going to make another girl very happy one day...just not me."

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: Queasy
To me: "You're to big for me down there."

what was his name?

 

[The Stigenator]

"i only date fun normal guys". (as if im not normal?)
"I dont have feelings for you anymore that i used to have before".
"You dont hold me, make love to me, be there for the way i want you too and you dont last long in bed" (mind you i did more than she did, i should have dumped her, as for the lasting in bed.. who the ****** has energy after a 6 hr drive to go see someone).

 

[meltdown75]

"My boyfriend is back from university. You knew we were still together, right?"

^^ over the phone, no less.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: sixone
"I can't date a girl younger than my little sister."

"You're too tall, I want a woman I can look down on."

hahahah freudian slip by the dude on the 2nd one?


'I don't want to hang out with you anymore' and 'i thought I loved you...oops'.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: Queasy
To me: "You're to big for me down there."

The one funny thing I notice on these boards is how some douche will always try to slip in something (they think people will be impressed with) into a conversation.

"Well when my Ferrari broke down, I had too.."

"Well when I was swinging my massive manhood around, I bumped..."

"My girlfriend who is sooo into lesbo pr0n always does that..." (Yes someone used that one not long ago on this forum)

Give it a rest.

 

[spidey07]

"you're fat and I'm not attracted to you anymore. I've warned you"

 

[Queasy]

Heh, I just remembered a co-worker's story to me earlier this week:

His GF broke up with him and the excuse was that they argued too much and she just couldn't let things go after they made up like he could. She actually told him that her and her previous boyfriend never argued....nevermind the fact that she had also told him that this previous boyfriend never wanted to be seen with her, wouldn't hold her hand in public, wouldn't walk with her in public, wouldn't take pictures with her, and had a completely controlling personality. :laugh:

My co-worker thinks it was just to give her an excuse to move to Birmingham to be closer to her family.

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Queasy
To me: "You're to big for me down there."

The one funny thing I notice on these boards is how some douche will always try to slip in something (they think people will be impressed with) into a conversation.

"Well when my Ferrari broke down, I had too.."

"Well when I was swinging my massive manhood around, I bumped..."

"My girlfriend who is sooo into lesbo pr0n always does that..." (Yes someone used that one not long ago on this forum)

Give it a rest.

I was doing it as a joke dingleberry. Lighten up Frances.

I should have put a or a j/k there I guess.

 

[loic2003]

Originally posted by: spidey07
"you're fat and I'm not attracted to you anymore. I've warned you"

awesome.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: sixone
"I can't date a girl younger than my little sister."

"You're too tall, I want a woman I can look down on."

hahahah freudian slip by the dude on the 2nd one?

I guess being eye to eye with a woman was just more than he could take.

 

[oddyager]

"I love you like family, not like a husband."

 

[captains]

i cant handle the responsiblity of having you as my girl friend right now