The War on Cake

[nageov3t]

I've only had light, fluffy cheesecake once, many years ago. Every other time it has been dense yet delicious cheesepie. I conclude that the cake variety has become extinct with only the cheesepie species surviving in the wild.

RIP cheesecake, if only our politicians had protected this endangered species while there still was a chance to save it.

I make it all the time

well, not all the time, but 3-4 times/year.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Cake Boss, you're our only hope!

 

[Squisher]

Cheesecake is custard.

 

[nageov3t]

Cheesecake is custard.

I hate Alton Brown.

and what if the cheesecake doesn't have eggs in it?

 

[sandorski]

Cheesecake is custard.

Ah yes, how could I forget the Pretentious Prophets of Pudding? Your attempts to overwhelm the Forces of Cake will be Custards last stand!

You have been warned!

 

[mmntech]

I thought the cake vs pie debate got settled with the glorious union.

Those breads though. If it doesn't have yeast and it's not flat, it's cake, not bread!

 

[Dekasa]

Pie wins because it's more f*ckable. Cake can die.

 

[sandorski]

I thought the cake vs pie debate got settled with the glorious union.

Those breads though. If it doesn't have yeast and it's not flat, it's cake, not bread!

I so want that. Perhaps, when the evil is purged I shall eat that as my Victory Cake!

 

[Chaotic42]

Imagine there's no cake,
it's easy if you try,
no nasty garbage,
on the table only pie...

 

[techs]

When Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake" she meant CHEESECAKE!

 

[BoomerD]

imagine there's no cake,
it's easy if you try,
no nasty garbage,
on the table only pie...

blasphemer!!

 

[nageov3t]

When Marie Antoinette said "Let them eat cake" she meant CHEESECAKE!

she actually meant bread

 

[daw123]

I thought the cake vs pie debate got settled with the glorious union.

Those breads though. If it doesn't have yeast and it's not flat, it's cake, not bread!

That looks so good.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

Those pie fags can argue over cheesecake all they want, but we still have ice cream cake, they need cheesecake just to stay relevant in the face of cake.

Also, rum cake.

I think we've all Experimented from time to time, especially in College. Cakedom asks not that one only prefer Cake, it merely asks to be recognized as Cake. Truly there is no more tolerant and loving of peoples as Cake Lovers!

Ask not what your bakery can do for you; ask what you can do for your bakery! SUPPORT CAKE!!!

 

[Possessed Freak]

Had to go bread. I absolutely love bread. Pie and Cake are good, but only want them sometimes. I can always eat bread!

 

[Malak]

Ah yes, how could I forget the Pretentious Prophets of Pudding? Your attempts to overwhelm the Forces of Cake will be Custards last stand!

You have been warned!

No, we have been warmed.

 

[nageov3t]

Had to go bread. I absolutely love bread. Pie and Cake are good, but only want them sometimes. I can always eat bread!

that's like voting for steak in an apples v oranges debate

 

[DaveSimmons]

Mmm, eclairs... custard is no pie, but it is better than crumby cake can ever hope to be.

 

[Jadow]

I like a good lemon poppyseed cake with buttercream frosting

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[GagHalfrunt]

Is light a particle or a wave?

Cheesecake is like that, it has the properties of both a cake and a pie, therefore, it is neither. It is cheesecake. Not cheesePIE and not cheeseCAKE, just cheesecake. Unique in its deliciousness.

 

[zinfamous]

even though cheese cake is pie, I'll give it to you because cheese cake is disgusting.

 

[zinfamous]

anyway, I'm joining the bread group. There are few things in this world better than bread, and I assure you, cake is not one of them.

 

[sao123]

pie is nothing more than fruit inside a cardboard shell... slop before swine.

cake is a heavenly dessert fit for a king.

all hail the classic yellow cake with milk chocolate icing.

 

[SparkyJJO]

I thought the cake vs pie debate got settled with the glorious union.

Those breads though. If it doesn't have yeast and it's not flat, it's cake, not bread!

Do want.

 

[Malak]

Is pizza considered pie?