The United States should take over the planet...

[dighn]

Originally posted by: shuttleteam
Bomb them with dead 75GXP's. That should last for at least 45 years. We could call it the 44 year war...

-DAK-

lol

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
maybe nobody has informed you, but Mexico has already conquered us

Yeah...they're just hiding the munitions in the Taco Bell's until the time comes...

 

[amnesiac]

I mass my troops in Alaska.

*roll*
*roll*

Hey, 6's. Your army falls and I take Russia. Nice.

 

[elzmaddy]

 

[Platypus]

Moreso than we already have?

 

[TheShiz]

Originally posted by: ImGoingDown
What do ya th'o't?

First Canada, then Mexico. Then Cuba, an' Central America all da way ta da doorsteps o' Colombia. This would git all da rebels dere in line. Scarred dat we's might invade, dey align wiff da da system o' Colombia. Brazil, Chile, Argentina, an' da rest o' South America'sarmies gather in preperation fo' da invading US forces. While we's start our invasion from da north, several hundred thousand o' our troops come in from da southern tip o' da continent (via Navy transport ships). The south american armies, caught from da front an' from behind iz totally annihilated. We now control 99% o' da Western Hemisphere, except fo' uh few small island nations, like Bermuda, or Arruba.

By dis here tyme, da rest o' da planet, startes ta trip. Especially da middle east. Since most o' da peeps dere iz islamic fundamentalists, we's hear da loudest protests from dem, dat we's iz da devil, an' other silly whatnot.

How would da US proceed ta take over da planet? This has ta be wiff nobody usin' any nukes.

just like mammy.

ah th'o't dat iz uh horrible idea Jus' like Orenthawl James.

 

[dafatha00]

What if Canada fights back? They are a fiesty bunch.

 

[DurocShark]

elzmaddy:

Need Linux on CD? Any free distro is $7 shipped to US/Canada. PM me for more info.

Be easier if you had your PM's enabled.

 

[Harvey]

What name did you use last time you were here?

 

[Gulzakar]

We can turn France into the new Headquarters for every single U.S. corporation.

 

[conjur]

Please don't feed the troll.

 

[damiano]

you would pass over germany/france/england/sweden/israel together

 

[LongCoolMother]

i dont think the US would be able to conquer even a few countries before the rest of the world took action against the US for attacking without reason. then all the major countries would just nuke washington dc and itd all be over.

 

[Gulzakar]

Somehow, I don't think nuking Washington D.C would destroy us...we'd probably be better off.

That, and that Ocean barrier on each side makes it a little hard.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
maybe nobody has informed you, but Mexico has already conquered us

haha...... so true.

 

[0roo0roo]

just nuke the middle east and north korea into oblivion. that should more or less solve global conflicts for a while.

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
OK. I would call a huge summit meeting for a BS reason, like revising the Kyoto Treaty or something. Get every major head of state in the country as possible, along with the entire UN. Take them hostage. Point nukes at Britain, France, Russia, India, China, and Pakistan and say one wrong move and your entire country becomes a field of glass.

At that point, invade Canada, use the troops in Europe to secure that continent. The rest would be easy (except for occupation).

LOL!! Have you seen the leaders of some of those countries? Like their ppl give a fvck about them. As for threatening with nukes, I think it's safe to say that in that situation someone else would use them first. Lot of people who have them don't like you and wouldn't like that.

Yup, the occupation would kill ya. Assuming that you could conscript enough soldiers (and get enough loyal ones out in the field) to make it happen, a few years of global guerrilla warefare would really take a toll. Still, you are on the way towards that goal. You already have your first dynesty. Just need to get the Bushling to declare himself Emperor.

Pax Americana!!!!!!!!!!

-- Jack

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest player in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war. Can I please have things back the way they used to be...?

 

[MistaTastyCakes]

Originally posted by: KhoiFather
By doing this, you also have to think about what the citizens will do. Do you realize how much protest will be going on? It'll be insane and by the time we take over lets ay atleast 2-3 countries, our own country would probably be in total CHAOS from these protests people yelling out, NO IMPERIALISM!!! STOP THE WAR!! LIVE IN PEACE!! Blah blah... and so on.... :beer:

That's what brainwashing and public executions are for, duh. After we take Canada and Mexico, we'll bomb the state of California off somewhere into the Pacific ocean or something.. problem solved! :beer:

I'm in on this plan, but I want Italy. They have yummy food.

Bad idea. Hungary is still in war with you and our new, modern army would surely defeat you.

Isn't it ironic Hungary is close to Turkey and Greece? I wanna take all three of those countries and annex em all into one big country called "Thanksgiving Dinner" - that would so kick ass.

Please don't feed the troll.

Trolls are pretty cool, but I think they live underground. Would we be able to take them over too?

 

[austin316]

Originally posted by: Gnote

Originally posted by: ImGoingDown
What do you think?

First Canada, then Mexico. Then Cuba, and Central America all the way to the doorsteps of Colombia. This would get all the rebels there in line. Scarred that we might invade, they align with the government of Colombia. Brazil, Chile, Argentina, and the rest of South America's armies gather in preperation for the invading US forces. While we start our invasion from the north, several hundred thousand of our troops come in from the southern tip of the continent (via Navy transport ships). The south american armies, caught from the front and from behind are totally annihilated. We now control 99% of the Western Hemisphere, except for a few small island nations, like Bermuda, or Arruba.

By this time, the rest of the planet, startes to worry. Especially the middle east. Since most of the people there are islamic fundamentalists, we hear the loudest protests from them, that we are the devil, and other silly whatnot.

How would the US proceed to take over the planet? This has to be with nobody using any nukes.

I II II V X!

I think someone has been playing too much Risk.

I think we should take over Australia first, then siam. we can heavily guard siam, since that is the only way to get into Australia and its surrounding territories.

 

[kazeakuma]

Originally posted by: austin316

Originally posted by: Gnote

Originally posted by: ImGoingDown
What do you think?

First Canada, then Mexico. Then Cuba, and Central America all the way to the doorsteps of Colombia. This would get all the rebels there in line. Scarred that we might invade, they align with the government of Colombia. Brazil, Chile, Argentina, and the rest of South America's armies gather in preperation for the invading US forces. While we start our invasion from the north, several hundred thousand of our troops come in from the southern tip of the continent (via Navy transport ships). The south american armies, caught from the front and from behind are totally annihilated. We now control 99% of the Western Hemisphere, except for a few small island nations, like Bermuda, or Arruba.

By this time, the rest of the planet, startes to worry. Especially the middle east. Since most of the people there are islamic fundamentalists, we hear the loudest protests from them, that we are the devil, and other silly whatnot.

How would the US proceed to take over the planet? This has to be with nobody using any nukes.

I II II V X!

I think someone has been playing too much Risk.

I think we should take over Australia first, then siam. we can heavily guard siam, since that is the only way to get into Australia and its surrounding territories.

Do you even know where Australia is?

 

[RabidMongoose]

Originally posted by: kazeakuma

Originally posted by: austin316

Originally posted by: Gnote

Originally posted by: ImGoingDown
What do you think?

First Canada, then Mexico. Then Cuba, and Central America all the way to the doorsteps of Colombia. This would get all the rebels there in line. Scarred that we might invade, they align with the government of Colombia. Brazil, Chile, Argentina, and the rest of South America's armies gather in preperation for the invading US forces. While we start our invasion from the north, several hundred thousand of our troops come in from the southern tip of the continent (via Navy transport ships). The south american armies, caught from the front and from behind are totally annihilated. We now control 99% of the Western Hemisphere, except for a few small island nations, like Bermuda, or Arruba.

By this time, the rest of the planet, startes to worry. Especially the middle east. Since most of the people there are islamic fundamentalists, we hear the loudest protests from them, that we are the devil, and other silly whatnot.

How would the US proceed to take over the planet? This has to be with nobody using any nukes.

I II II V X!

I think someone has been playing too much Risk.

I think we should take over Australia first, then siam. we can heavily guard siam, since that is the only way to get into Australia and its surrounding territories.

Do you even know where Australia is?

cough*RISK*cough

 

[lowfatbaconboy]

"In the future wars will be fought with robots in outerspace or possibly on a very tall mountain. your job will be to build and maintain those robots."

 

[kazeakuma]

Originally posted by: RabidMongoose

Originally posted by: kazeakuma

Originally posted by: austin316

Originally posted by: Gnote

Originally posted by: ImGoingDown
What do you think?

First Canada, then Mexico. Then Cuba, and Central America all the way to the doorsteps of Colombia. This would get all the rebels there in line. Scarred that we might invade, they align with the government of Colombia. Brazil, Chile, Argentina, and the rest of South America's armies gather in preperation for the invading US forces. While we start our invasion from the north, several hundred thousand of our troops come in from the southern tip of the continent (via Navy transport ships). The south american armies, caught from the front and from behind are totally annihilated. We now control 99% of the Western Hemisphere, except for a few small island nations, like Bermuda, or Arruba.

By this time, the rest of the planet, startes to worry. Especially the middle east. Since most of the people there are islamic fundamentalists, we hear the loudest protests from them, that we are the devil, and other silly whatnot.

How would the US proceed to take over the planet? This has to be with nobody using any nukes.

I II II V X!

I think someone has been playing too much Risk.

I think we should take over Australia first, then siam. we can heavily guard siam, since that is the only way to get into Australia and its surrounding territories.

Do you even know where Australia is?

cough*RISK*cough

hehe lol, true true. For some reason I had forgotten about risk when I got to the end of the thread. Isn't there Risk 2210 or something now?

 

[her209]

We should take over ourself!!! YA!

 

[Jugernot]

No offense, but we've already got enough stupid people. We don't need anymore...