The United States should take over the planet...

[Kaervak]

We already are. Know how? Coffee makers that think.


5 points to anyone that gets the reference.

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: Kaervak
We already are. Know how? Coffee makers that think.


5 points to anyone that gets the reference.

Starbuck's will conquer all!

 

[Schadenfroh]

im gonna invade greenland, whos with me? they cant have much of an army

 

[snooker]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
im gonna invade greenland, whos with me? they cant have much of an army

I will provide moral support

 

[Spac3d]

We should take over South America for all those beautiful Latinas and we can use their land to make plenty of cocaine

 

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
i dont think the US would be able to conquer even a few countries before the rest of the world took action against the US for attacking without reason. then all the major countries would just nuke washington dc and itd all be over.

Exactly...how old is the creator of this thread?...and how arrogant??

 

[B00ne]

The United States should take over the planet...


I havent watched the news in a while - they have not done that yet

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: MistaTastyCakes

Bad idea. Hungary is still in war with you and our new, modern army would surely defeat you.

Isn't it ironic Hungary is close to Turkey and Greece? I wanna take all three of those countries and annex em all into one big country called "Thanksgiving Dinner" - that would so kick ass.

LMAO

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Bush wouldn't attack countries with actual weapons. Countries like North-Korea are far too scary.

Instead he'll just ruin the US economy bit by bit, until it's about as strong as the Canadian army.

 

[gigapet]

what this country needs is another war!

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: gigapet
what this country needs is another war!

Exactly!! That last one in Iraq wasn't good enough for public morale! A third front in the war needs to be opened.

-- Jack

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
-- Anon