The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans

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GodisanAtheist

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Looks like someone in the group was in Russia at the time.

Unforunately I am now to jaded to believe that this shit snowball will result in anything else than the journalist disappearing.

In a normal world this would be like Watergate levels of incompetence and fucking up.

 

HomerJS

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Feb 6, 2002
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Looks like Fox News has settled on...

Blame the reporter
Reporter is a hoax artist.
It's only a small problem but Hillary was worse.
It happened but they didn't share any war plans

Meanwhile @pcgeek11 "see I knew the reporter was partly responsible somehow". Fox will be his confirmation to get his facts.
 

MrSquished

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Looks like Fox News has settled on...

Blame the reporter
Reporter is a hoax artist.
It's only a small problem but Hillary was worse.
It happened but they didn't share any war plans

Meanwhile @pcgeek11 "see I knew the reporter was partly responsible somehow". Fox will be his confirmation to get his facts.
Scum of the Earth, all those people. Really the absolute shittiest of the shitty
 

esquared

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Guys, guys...It's OK. Waltz just made a mistake...

Of course he did.
And as expected blamed it on a "low level staffer"
"Trump blamed a lower-level staffer when asked how The Atlantic's editor in chief, Jeffrey Goldberg, came to be included in a text thread that included Vice President JD Vance and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth."

We can read the syphilitic orange menace like a book and know what he's going to say before he does it.
 
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MrSquished

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I just heard that GQ magazine was on an AOL instant messenger chain with Hegseth and Rubio discussing covert plans to invade France and secure the entire supply of Gray Goose, to Make America Great Again.
 

fskimospy

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Of course he did.
And as expected blamed it on a "low level staffer"
"Trump blamed a lower-level staffer when asked how The Atlantic's editor in chief, Jeffrey Goldberg, came to be included in a text thread that included Vice President JD Vance and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth."

We can read the syphilitic orange menace like a book and know what he's going to say before he does it.
The coffee boy strikes again!

Really not sure why these guys have such issues with getting coffee.
 

pauldun170

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Good chance more strikes coming soon.
Potentially Iran given the assets heading that way. We normally don't send a bunch b2s that way.
Potentially just a dick swinging contest to give dumbass some backdrop for his asinine speech
 
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BoomerD

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DZero

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Good chance more strikes coming soon.
Potentially Iran given the assets heading that way. We normally don't send a bunch b2s that way.
Potentially just a dick swinging contest to give dumbass some backdrop for his asinine speech
And if it fails... US will be screwed hard.
 

Jimminy

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I have a question. Was trump pissed when he found out his guys didn't use elon's "X" social media to discuss classified war plans?

You know elon's feelings were hurt when they used a competitor's chat service.
 

Moonbeam

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Magats will get our people killed

These low IQ dipshits aren't fit to run a 7-11, let alone a military and intelligence bureaus.

I feel so bad for our clandestine folks, Trump brings them nothing but embarrassment and death.
You would think those two entities would have both the knowledge and means necessary to preclude any such obviously dangerous threats to national security from happening in future.
 

APU_Fusion

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You would think those two entities would have both the knowledge and means necessary to preclude any such obviously dangerous threats to national security from happening in future.
According to pcgeek88 it is all a lie from the reporter even though the administration admitted happened while also saying it didn’t happen while saying it was classified while saying it wasn’t classified 🙄
 
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Indus

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According to pcgeek88 it is all a lie from the reporter even though the administration admitted happened while also saying it didn’t happen while saying it was classified while saying it wasn’t classified 🙄

We live in the Temperate Zone.

He and MAGA live in the Twilight Zone!
 
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nakedfrog

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Good chance more strikes coming soon.
Potentially Iran given the assets heading that way. We normally don't send a bunch b2s that way.
Potentially just a dick swinging contest to give dumbass some backdrop for his asinine speech
Gotta make sure we have a war on to justify suspending national elections.
 
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https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3llafafd4kw2d

This is the kind of answer you give when your dad, knowingly, asks you what happened to his beers.
Man in a hot dog suit: "we're all trying to find the guy that did this".

Also, I like how they try to frame the issue as "reporter inadvertently added" and not, "we're illegally discussing classified things using non-secure methods on personal devices, and also not complying with Federal records retention laws"
 

Moonbeam

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Lotta swamp on the line right now.
He said he can't seriously believe what you would call the facts of the matter in the story. He believes what he believes because he has to believe that way in order tot to be pulled under by doubt and questioning. Conservatives protect themselves from knowing things they would rather not because they are painful to face. He's not at fault for that but he may lack the motivation to. He is divided of purpose. He wants to be honest but hot have it cost any pain. But truth hurts.