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The terror of nerf

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Friend of mine and his drug buddies had ~500$ to spend, I convinced them to spend it all on fast food instead...300 Jr bacon cheeseburgers and 300 tacos. Jacks was like WTFBBQ?!?! and they started bringing them out as fast as they could make them...after we had an eating contest (I won by far, odd because you'd think druggies would have a big appetite with the munchies) we started handing them out to anybody who came in...the quality started to go downhill fast, but we eventually got our entire order and proceeded to share it with the neighborhood by placing them in all the mailboxes. Doing burnouts and such (in a big green Chrysler sedan) along the way.

Lots of fun, and they all agreed it was money well spent. That was many many years ago...

My friend no longer does drugs, but he is now obsessed with fast food (Carls Jr. and now hates Jack In The Box) and eats there 2-3 times a day. I prefer that though, because now that hes not hot boxing the basement I was able to move in down there (the drug smell/tar is long gone)...and I occasionally get some free fast food.
 
Borrow his car keys, open his car then hide in the back seat under a blanket. I think you can work out the rest.
 
Off his parents. Cook them into chili. Serve it to him, then tell him what you've done.

When he begins to cry over the loss of his parents, lick the tears from his face and bask in the glory of your success.
 
I just bought a sort of nerf (though not nerf brand) bow & arrow thingy for my physics class. Had I realized ahead of time how awesome the thing is, I would have bought a half dozen. Look for "z curve bow." The ad claims 125 feet. We've exceeded that in testing.
 
Rumpltzer said:
Off his parents. Cook them into chili. Serve it to him, then tell him what you've done.

When he begins to cry over the loss of his parents, lick the tears from his face and bask in the glory of your success.
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This still stands as the greatest fictional story of revenge ever in my opinion. I still chuckle when I think about it.
 
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