sourceninja
Diamond Member
So last week, a few co-workers of mine shot me with marsh mellow guns. I wasn't expecting it and they got me good, scared the crap out of me. I decided I needed my revenge.
So I told the ring leader that one day they would get theirs (jokingly of course), I then set out on my plan of terror.
The first stop was super target. There I acquired the tools of any good hitman's trade, Nerf guns. I went with a maverick and a alpha trooper + extra mags and ammo. At this point I was ready to exact my revenge. It was at this point though that I realized that just shooting them wasn't enough, they needed more. I wanted terror!
That night, I devised my plan, which I then began executing monday morning.
Step one, access the targets secure office, let them know no place is safe from nerf attack. Being as we are IT, that was a easy task. I left a single nerf dart placed in the center of the target's desk with a note that read "Soon". Next, the intimidation. I stalked my target by popping into rooms with a quick "Hi!". Once the nervousness set in of the attack, I decided to take it to a new level, I took my alpha trooper into my bosses office while the target was there to 'show him the toy'. Watching the target dive behind a desk for cover was well worth it. I didn't shoot the toy, I just showed it to them and said "It would be a shame if anyone was to get nerfed". Then just before I went home, I popped into the targets office to say "Hi" and again watched the target take cover, even though I was not armed. The plan was in full swing and soon they would be begging me to just shoot them!.
Today I started slow, I used the maverick to place a suction dart right on the glass of the door after the target walked into my bosses office (he's in on it). The problem is, I'm not sure where else to take the joke (and keep it a joke). Really all that is left is the inevitable showdown of the nerf war. If I keep on with the joking it could easily be construed as harassment and honestly I want to keep this mutually fun. Anyone have any suggestions? I guess I can just pop the target with a nerf dart and take my toys home until they extract their revenge...
So I told the ring leader that one day they would get theirs (jokingly of course), I then set out on my plan of terror.
The first stop was super target. There I acquired the tools of any good hitman's trade, Nerf guns. I went with a maverick and a alpha trooper + extra mags and ammo. At this point I was ready to exact my revenge. It was at this point though that I realized that just shooting them wasn't enough, they needed more. I wanted terror!
That night, I devised my plan, which I then began executing monday morning.
Step one, access the targets secure office, let them know no place is safe from nerf attack. Being as we are IT, that was a easy task. I left a single nerf dart placed in the center of the target's desk with a note that read "Soon". Next, the intimidation. I stalked my target by popping into rooms with a quick "Hi!". Once the nervousness set in of the attack, I decided to take it to a new level, I took my alpha trooper into my bosses office while the target was there to 'show him the toy'. Watching the target dive behind a desk for cover was well worth it. I didn't shoot the toy, I just showed it to them and said "It would be a shame if anyone was to get nerfed". Then just before I went home, I popped into the targets office to say "Hi" and again watched the target take cover, even though I was not armed. The plan was in full swing and soon they would be begging me to just shoot them!.
Today I started slow, I used the maverick to place a suction dart right on the glass of the door after the target walked into my bosses office (he's in on it). The problem is, I'm not sure where else to take the joke (and keep it a joke). Really all that is left is the inevitable showdown of the nerf war. If I keep on with the joking it could easily be construed as harassment and honestly I want to keep this mutually fun. Anyone have any suggestions? I guess I can just pop the target with a nerf dart and take my toys home until they extract their revenge...
