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[petrusbroder]

Yeah, running up is easy, running down is much faster. That is how they train their falling reflex. That is why we have no drapes in the kitten room.

 

[Rudy Toody]

For outdoor kittens, the peak of cuteness occurs when they bring live prey (mouse or bird) into the house to give it to you.

 

[petrusbroder]

Yeah, We know all about that ...

 

[Assimilator1]

Kittens are at their peak of cuteness when they start running up and down the drapes.

Lol, definetly!

Dead animals brought in isn't so much fun .

 

[Rudy Toody]

I once had a mama cat who had her kittens on the roof under an eave created by an adjoining roof.

I was so smitten with one kitten that I was moved to write a Broadway musical. It was called: Piddler on the Roof.

 

[petrusbroder]

LoL

 

[Assimilator1]

 

[RaySun2Be]

LOL@RudyTudy.

We had a neighbors cat that liked us, and showed it by leaving frogs, mice, and other "gifts" on our porch. :Q

 

[petrusbroder]

Leaving for Oslo tomorrow.
Most of the past winter's snow is gone - but not all.
The probably last snowfall was today ...

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Wow, I've been on the forums for 7 years now.

 

[Rudy Toody]

In honor of Peter's trip to Oslo, I present this politically-incorrect story:

Sven comes home from work-
"Olga, I have this terrible confession to make. Today at the Oslo Pickle Factory, I had an overpowering urge to stick my dong in the pickle-slicer."
"Oh, Sven! Fight that urge! You could be hurt. And all the fun would go out of our marriage."
"Okay, Olga, I promise I will fight that urge."

A few weeks later-
"Sven, you're home early. What's wrong?"
"Olga, do you remember that urge I told you about? Well, today I stuck my dong in the pickle-slicer and I got fired."
"Fired?... Are you hurt?"
"No, I'm not hurt."
"Well, if you aren't hurt, what happened to the pickle-slicer?"
"Oh, she got fired, too."

 

[PCTC2]

Wow, I've been on the forums for 7 years now.

And many more to go. You're in for life now, FMC. Do you feel the forum's grasp on it?

 

[Assimilator1]

Nice 1 Rudy

FMC
Time flies!

 

[petrusbroder]

Yeah, it certainly does ...
LoL @ Rudy! Those russians in Norway ...

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

And many more to go. You're in for life now, FMC. Do you feel the forum's grasp on it?

Do I feel the grasp of the forum on my life? Yea. And it kind of tickles.

 

[Rudy Toody]

Do I feel the grasp of the forum on my life? Yea. And it kind of tickles.

From now on, whenever I post, I will think of you, Elmo.

 

[petrusbroder]

First it tickles, then it grasps, then it holds and then it crushes ...

 

[petrusbroder]

Some new pics ... here and here.

 

[Rudy Toody]

Yesterday, I had to visit the Federal Building and had forgotten that I would have to pass through a metal detector.

The word to the wise:

If you must pass through a metal detector, don't do it while you are wearing your chain-mail underwear!

 

[petrusbroder]

... because it stinks and scratches so badly in sensitive areas!

 

[lizardth]

Kittens are SOOOOO CUTE!!!!!

And FYI May 25th is Towel Day!!!

 

[rabrittain]

you have kittens??!

edit: cool!! Do many people in Sweden have dogs?

 

[petrusbroder]

Noooooo, they have us ...

 

[compudog]

I am in Nashville, TN for the next few days. One of our production plants was heavily damaged in the recent flooding. There was 30 inches of water in the server room. Everything was powered up at the time and all is lost. The biggest problem is with the production machinery. Entire extruders under water. Every machine affected in some way. It will be months until things approach normal.

 

[RaySun2Be]

I am in Nashville, TN for the next few days. One of our production plants was heavily damaged in the recent flooding. There was 30 inches of water in the server room. Everything was powered up at the time and all is lost. The biggest problem is with the production machinery. Entire extruders under water. Every machine affected in some way. It will be months until things approach normal.

Holy Crap! That sucks.