DrPizza
Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
How can I obtain one of your magic ultralight devices?
Yeah, I should have realized that a lot of the public hasn't heard about the accomplishments of the Wright brothers & all the subsequent innovations. But, to put it briefly, they've invented machines that can fly! I'm sure this must come as a shock to you. Or, perhaps you are aware that there are machines that can fly, but are convinced that these only consist of very large machines with jet engines.
Gliders - silent. Powered parachutes - the engines can be turned completely off while they're in flight. I do know that powered parachutes are restricted from airspace above populated areas. However, don't you think that delving into the picky details to figure out exactly which vehicle would be best is beyond the scope of this suggestion?
OR, could it possibly be that you've never actually seen a real woman topless & are desperate enough to attempt this yourself?
